Billy Carter in negative

Asked if he had spoken to the President, Wright said: "Them Jews aren't going to let him talk to me. I told my baby daughter, that he'll talk to me in five years when he's a lame duck, or in eight years when he's out of office. ...

Why is it that a Democrat carries a long strip of toilet paper out the back of his pants every time h comes from the men's room? OK, in Bonobo's case, he's his own...