"Government intrusion"? Only in Rotter Illogick can this be called such. Fact is, the status quo--based on a tradition going back to Coanda's first jet flight--is that there's no phones (fake or otherwise) in a plane. The conservative position is to keep things this way. The flaming liberal position is to let loose those devilish gizmos known as "cell" phones, and all the attendant chatter. Of course, Rot sides with the pinko-lefty position. Like clockwork.
Muzzle free speech. Just like your heroes Kerry and Edwards want Net "neutrality."
You and the rest of you foreign-born people don't understand basic American freedoms, like talking and thinking without some cop coming and throwing you in a dungeon or something.
I think it's time to deport people that oppose free speech.
(Free speech) =/= (untrammeled access to speaking gizmos that allow one to loudly jabber in my face while I'm stuck in an adjacent seat too small for my ass and my legs).
Never did, and probably never will. Too poor for that. At any rate, why should I pay ransom money to be spared the cruel and unusual punishment of listening to hordes of crazed cell-phone jabberers around me?
There is only one solution to the problem of flight. Drink, more drink, and then more and more drink. That way, when the orange juice dumps on you as the distraught Stewardess flying the plane into the mountain sings "Roll them Doggies, Roll 'em, Rotthide", you'll be too blotto to care.
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"Government intrusion"? Only in Rotter Illogick can this be called such. Fact is, the status quo--based on a tradition going back to Coanda's first jet flight--is that there's no phones (fake or otherwise) in a plane. The conservative position is to keep things this way. The flaming liberal position is to let loose those devilish gizmos known as "cell" phones, and all the attendant chatter. Of course, Rot sides with the pinko-lefty position. Like clockwork.
Muzzle free speech. Just like your heroes Kerry and Edwards want Net "neutrality."
You and the rest of you foreign-born people don't understand basic American freedoms, like talking and thinking without some cop coming and throwing you in a dungeon or something.
I think it's time to deport people that oppose free speech.
(Free speech) =/= (untrammeled access to speaking gizmos that allow one to loudly jabber in my face while I'm stuck in an adjacent seat too small for my ass and my legs).
You think this inequality is too deep?
Fly first class, cheapskate!
Never did, and probably never will. Too poor for that. At any rate, why should I pay ransom money to be spared the cruel and unusual punishment of listening to hordes of crazed cell-phone jabberers around me?
There is only one solution to the problem of flight. Drink, more drink, and then more and more drink. That way, when the orange juice dumps on you as the distraught Stewardess flying the plane into the mountain sings "Roll them Doggies, Roll 'em, Rotthide", you'll be too blotto to care.
Here-here! Cheersh...!
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