Poor Pepean bastards, just so conflicted as to which apostle of tyranny to kneel before.
Rahm salivates at Stalin's prodigious capacity for..well, rahming da Future down your throat.
Obamakles ululates and bows before the Lords of Momo Rulz.
Holder goes happily Mao Mao at the prospect of all that spongy emptiness of brains well washed.
Ah, no conflict at all. AmeriSoc can surely conjure up its own appropriately vicious blend of the teachings of these three poisonous critters......After all, ain't Yankee ingenuity about that "Can Do" spirit?