Nawlins is #1 for bars?

Oh, c'mon. All I had there was something they call a "hurricane". It's just cheap vodka diluted with water and colored with dollops of Red #5. I know, I know. Mr Rot once went with a babe to this bar, and thought the drinks were fabulous, since he was paying attention to the wrong thing (well, to the right thing, I should say). But what does he know.