Nipponumeracy.,,,,,,,,,, Rah, Rah, .....pffffffttt.

Ha...... he couldn't even reach the Obama Debt line.

Hondo Putza.

Swimming in Racist Waters

Is there no end to the iniquity of the White Devil?

Van Voorhees VII contra The Barbarian Tea Horde

Iowahawk awakes from his troubled slumbers, to find the man before him the man behind whom 3/4 of FCP can find common cause.
Polite, cultured, bipartisan, loves his Euros, can distinguish his cognac from that sordid Jim Beam brew of the peasants, knows his Harvard Rulz, with a fine cut to his jib, and all the graces to be found charmant by even the most Versaillean of PlanetPeperians. Who better to lead Les Etats-Unis into its Decline?
That's right, no one who would ever be found at a Tea Party.

Another "Democrat" Openly Espouses Dictatorship

Charly ran away too soon. His friends in The Party coulda just ordered all municipalities to buy his 'art",epaulettes and all, and his Versailles woulda been on the Potomac.

Time for an iPhone 4S

Euphemisms a la pink

A significant blot.

Conservatives for Cthulhu.

A trillion dollars later

Rotter Congressman attacks two ex-generals

Quintessential Texan, just about as rude and boorish as Perry. Doesn't like the report of Barry McCaffrey and Bob Scales drawing attention to the war at the border, so he disses the two old warhorses.

Pepe The Engineer Finds His Karma

PP is just so good at doing what it intends to do.....if constructing a pile of scheit and proclaiming "This is Our Triumph" is what it intends to do.

What back-up vocals are all about

Asymptotic.

Another pig bites the dust

Tecs' fruity delegate tries his hand at Econ.

State collapses. Hilarity ensues.

Scottie legislates, while Rot snickers

.. as is his wont. The caravan keeps on trucking.

Huffy dyspepsia as a tactic in argumentation.

Romney paves the way for Obama and the rest.
Romney crowd scratches its tassel loafers. Hubris is a bitch when you're perpetually miffed at the start.

Just like Tecs...

Nice guy as long as you agree with him, but after that, he gets pissy and defensive.
But not to worry; that's what the new Democracy is built on, eight? You can say what you want as long as you don't offend me.

Herman Cain is His Name, and you'll find him on The Runaway Train

The Night Ol' Dixie Didn't Die

Traitor Boy.

The Wages of Obamunism

It's just begun.

Auto-da-fé in Afghanistan

NY Slimes channels Mr Rot

D.C. goes Texas

"This is the capital of the United States, and to have the nation's capital as a sanctuary city where essentially federal law is not going to be enforced sends all the wrong messages -- not just in the United States but around the world."

Mais non, mais non, says Rot. Article $m$ Section $n$ never applies, so it's all picture-perfect.

Charly, le grand séducteur

Single malt still works better.

Tecs learns the word recidivism

AA the green eyeshades guy

Back to the drawing board?

Mr Rot needs to come back, and pay up

$1 trilion here, $1 trillion there, and pretty soon you're talking real money.

Cell phones gone wild

Yet another reason I refuse to touch those devilish gadgets.

If this doesn't flip you guys around, nothing will

Finally, a GOPer Charly can get behind

Occupier in Seattle gets busy.

It's not enough to cop the tricorn hat

You mean those tea party types aren't ready for prime time? Who knew that Christine O'Donnell was the smart one?

As usual, the only voice of good sense. Therefore unacceptable.

Pussification complete.

Are You Smarter Than a Pepe Occupado?

Yup, Ignorance is Bliss sur La Rive Gauche.

Ignorance is The Word, On Planet Pepe

I'm shocked, shocked.

Of course, Mr Rot will whine

.. and mutter darkly about the angel Moroni, and the Urim and Thummim.

The Left's bitch is back

When heckled about her good looks, Helle responded: "We can't all look like shit."
Social dems - aren't these the types that destroyed sweden and norway ? wait a minute... how badly have they been doing (especially norway) ?
[Add a pic of the Gucci girl. --Tecs]

When Charly gets back to France, the credit rating goes south

Like clockwork. Same thing happened to Italy, when Rot went there. Perfect correlation.

The sack of Rome

Ululululu, says Pepe. Blah, says Rot.

Who takes over? Biden

When a culture loses its principles

Yet another bottom story of the day

Rock bottom.

Yeah right

A pair of pliers, a lil'heat and they resurface.

We’re shit and we know we are

The Pepean anthem.

Das Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei, explained

Some background. And some polling.

Five years ago, Mr Rot used to have

.. some genuine insights. Oh my, how times have changed. Two years later, he would be egging on a lethargic Mac to be even more obsequious and inconsequential in his desultory campaign. And now, he's come around, full circle, cussing and mocking anyone who dares challenge The One.

Pepean Logick at its best

Actually, Melissa is slightly better in the logic department than Charly, when he tries to analyze the context and implications of, say, the Ribbentrop-Molotov pact.

Does Massachusetts have hicks? You betcha.

They just don't vote for the Rotter candidate.

Scrabbling to Find that G-Spot

Between The Pepe and The Charly There Lies But a Shadow

Jonah likes that clarity thing, eh?

Bottom story of the day

I pledge allegiance to the bandera

Why not recite the following, if you want to practice your Spanish: Yo prometo lealtad a la bandera de los Estados Unidos de América y a la república que representa, una nación bajo Dios, entera, con libertad y justicia para todos. Just askin'.

Who can make girls swoon?

As voters begin to focus on Obama’s opponent, which candidate’s style might be most appealing? Both are good-looking politicians — Romney skewing more Ralph Lauren, Perry the traditional Marlboro Man. [..] There was a moment, however, in last week’s debate that, to me, indicated that Romney could have the edge with women in the long run. During the candidate question-and-answer session, while most of the others unsuccessfully tried to ding Romney, the former governor of Massachusetts took his question to Michele Bachmann. At a table full of men, Romney, very politely, very charmingly, asked for a woman’s input. And, even more important, he listened intently, without a hint of condescension, while she answered his question. In other words, he treated an attractive and articulate woman like an equal.

Powww!!! Rot's mind explodes! Romney/Bachmann in 2012 anyone?

Molotov-Ribbentrop lives!

More. Ulululululu, says Charly. I can feel it in my bones.

When The Grey Wolf Made His Great Escape..

.....to Peron, Hero of Planet Pepe, he did go.

Ha, Take That, you stinking little Boys from Brazil. Muy macho gauchos got your Papa, and you just got Herr Doktor Mengele.

Neatly coinciding with a Hollywood flick, and just in time to declare it all Bush's Fault.

DeVoorhies VII, and the Other Occupy Oppressed

Versaillistes, in their Roman numerals, are the Wretched of the Earth, bien sur.

roT says the GOP is a joke this year. Next!

Another fucktard out, but they have plenty more.

Headachy heroine finds another round of

bullshit - buyers. Bullshit is a seller's market now. A spontaneous accretion of garbage.
This is the biggest lost chance that conservatives ever had. "We"ll win by putting up a Manchurian Conservative. What a disaster.

Dead Copts Good, Deader Copts Pepe-ier

The Killing of the Christians may not quite be as much pound for pound fun [on Planet Pepe] as the Gunning of the Jews, but then there are so many more pounds of fun available.

Related:
Copt, Go Home!
Obamakles Knows its SBJ's fault

The roots of Pepeanism

The Hidden Hand Hides No More

This Republic is dying, and the Czars of Planet Pepe are on the hunt for Demosthenes.

Chicago, of course, long ago thought of this.

Why Planet Pepe Bows 'n Scrapes to Mecca

It's one Big Fat Obedient Wife Club.

Democrat thuggery predictions come true!

And on-cue we have two national parties headed by Nancy Pelosi.