Thursday, April 01, 2010

Things Get Gayer and Gayer in Ol' Italia

Rott's prostate gits appia and appia

Bitter clinger

Fake country has more guts than the UK

"Crueler"? Impressive!

Worker's paradise goes full Cheney.

AA's heartthrob misses the canings of Eton

Regurge: Babe has more sense than AA's fruity hero.

Candidates for the Role of Pepe

Hey, guys, without the constant outpourings of hate and contempt for all things freedom lovin' 'Ricain, for which--let's fess up-- Ol' Pepe was a natural talent, this FCP has lost a little zip, a dash of zest, a heap of zim; and gained a bit too much zzz. What is needed is a worthy replacement, a vile varmint of vicious vituperation who will lay it out all on the line for the greater glory of Versailles and Vichy. This little list of 15 has some truly worthy Pepeans, and Pepeanettes. Think we can entice one of 'em into ladling out their brand of shit here on the local turf? It needs fertilizin', man.

A Shanty for Obamakles, Captain of the Seven Seas

By da Book
Cordially Die by da Waters of Taipei
By da Soylent Green
By da Juice
By da Nippon
By da Bitter Limeys
By Komrad Lula
By da Surf
By da Devil dey Don't Know
Dat Sinking Feeling
........and a million more

Laissez Les Bons Temps Mourir

An Ale of a Tale

Poor Rott. He is zungzwangged by the putanged, from Beer to Bier.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Berkeley is so pissed at Yoo!

"I think of myself as being West Berlin during the Cold War, a shining beacon of capitalism and democracy surrounded by a sea of Marxism." Though, to clarify, "There are probably more Communists in Berkeley than any other town in America, but I think of them more as lovers of Birkenstocks than Marx."

Obama's down to soothing sanctions and Tecs still pines for Kerry

Waxman and Stupak

break out the brass knuckles...
[REGURGE: More on this --tecs]
[RE-REGURGE: Waxman will be a busy man. -- tecs]
REREREGurge: da Pru piles on Obambi and the Bribeocrats.
REREREREgurge for EADS competitor, some minor company that makes some shit or other, but Tecs doesn't like them.

Pater patriae

Don't cry for us, Argentina

In 1914, it was one of the wealthiest countries in the world, and its living standard exceeded that of Western Europe until the late 1950s. Then President Juan Peron squandered his nation's prosperity by introducing a host of redistributionist economic and regulatory policies, nationalizing utilities and foreign investments, and pumping up the national debt. What followed was three decades of political instability, growing dependency, and economic stagnation.

"Knock every racist and homophobic tooth out of their Cro-Magnon heads"

And they let the Lockerbie bomber go free

Islas Malvinas it is!

Barack Hussein Palin

Hilarious!

Stalin backs up Lysenko.
Related: shocka.
He picked a good time to check out.

Welcome to the death panels

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Switcheroo

Batty in Austin

Pic.

Fly the Gadsden flag and you're Tim McVeigh

Verboten?

Tecs alone now, seething with Pat Robertson

A knuckledragger's lament

Spreading the wealth: the government is charging 2.8 percent to borrow the money and 6.8 percent to lend it to the students, and spending the difference on the new health-care bill and other programs. On a $25,000 student loan, which is an average loan, the amount the government will overcharge will average between $1,700 and $1,800.

They cling to guns, etc.

...and a final fuck you to the voters.

Sure, He's The Master of Time....But Can Putin Keep Those Trains on Track?

Regurge for a question. Do you think these assholes blew up the subway station under Putin's old office just by chance or is that building still what it was when Vlad worked there?

Cornhusker and Louisiana were small potatoes

When it's about abortion, you can get the real money!

Coalition of the willing

Of course Tecs and John Kerry are moving to Canada.
More on willingness.
Morrissey provides background.

Pepe off his meds?

REGURGE. Your typical Pepe rant: 'So, in a nutshell, I do not want my children, my gays and lesbians, to serve in the war zones as of now, because very, very shortly . . . I am going to destroy every man and woman that serves in the Armed Forces because the leaders do not listen to me. I am the messiah. . . . They do not listen.''

This was not the way this interview was supposed to operate

HuffPo getting Huffy

Regime!! Someone might hurt KSM! Oh no! The bamboo shoots were for Merrill Lynch!

When AmeriSoc was young

The NRA was adapted almost entirely from "corporatism," the economic system of Italian fascism. [..] Much in the way of the amusing, obnoxious, and appalling went on under the NRA, including the hiring of an American Duce to run the thing, Nuremberg-type torchlight parades to celebrate its debut, and the establishment of a secret police force in New York to ferret out violators.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Yet another Palin=Reagan paean secretly penned by Herr Rot

True, she seems to know very little about international affairs, but expertise in this area is no guarantee of wise leadership. [..] What she does know—and in this respect, she does resemble Reagan—is that the United States has been a force for good in the world, which is more than Barack Obama, whose IQ is no doubt higher than hers, has yet to learn.

If this is not pure Rot (well, except for the bit about Reagan, who, like WFB, still sticks in Rot's throat), I don't know what is.

Next year in Tel Aviv

Joke aside...

Putin the most powerful monster in the universe

Obama goes after apostates

We're winning the War on Poverty!

According to President Obama's budget projections, federal and state welfare spending will total $10.3 trillion over the next 10 years (FY 2009 to FY 2018). This spending will equal $250,000 for each person currently living in poverty in the U.S., or $1 million for a poor family of four. Over the next decade, federal spending will equal $7.5 trillion, while state spending will reach $2.8 trillion. These figures do not include any of the increases in health care expenditure currently being debated in Congress.

Spengler follows Peters in pulling his hair out

Getting Iran involved IS the administration’s “exit strategy.” Obama wants an ALLIANCE with Iran. And that’s why he picked a fight with Netanyahu over the non-issue of apartment construction in a part of North Jerusalem that every draft piece plan agrees will remain Israeli. If Israel hits Iran’s nuclear capacity, the deal is off. [..]
Obama is following Gates’ and Brzezinski’s recommendation to the letter, but also the point of absurdity. It is the stupidest, most reckless, and most destructive foreign policy action the United States has taken in my lifetime.

Don't worry, be happy--says Herr Rot. Have some more ouzo.

Yon buys a new lens

He writes some too.

A present from imam Pepe


[Added illus. -- rot]

Mac vs JD: the gap is closing

.. despite Palin trying to lift up Jean-Francois. Isn't he old enough to retire by now?

Obamamentum from HC"R" seems gone quick

So, our strengthened president thought he had earned the political capital to surrender an ally to his co-Husseins and pack commissions with communists, terrorists, random UChicago Marxist shit and further wreck the economy and intimidate business...but the gutless, bought, sewer-brothel of the US House of Reprehensibles actually is pushing back on this?
Curious.
A Lagrangian for Obava.
UPDATE: Obama minion says hey, Bibi didn't really feel like ham hocks for like dinner, the kids were noisy, the camera was broken, it was windy outside, err, and you know, some of my best friends are Israel-creeps.
Another update: Some wag says Obama is Israel's disaster! Hahahah. Hell, he's America's disaster. Who cares about Israel at this point?

Una for Uma

Now if that doesn't make Guiness' then nothin' deserves to.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

I won't even say a word...

Rosy scenarios abound when you elect a pussy-retard

Ohain & Whittle whisper

while Tecs whines.

Planet Pepe deeply conflicted

More inter-Pepean conflicts. That's what happens when pinko "logic" starts to implode...

I would never leave the house...

Murdoch slaps flutterer.

Stat-boy! What does it mean...

for the support to be volatile and the evil Nazis to be steady? Maybe AA or your brilliant colleague can help with this.

Chicago school of economics

The case for repeal.

Hey Tecs! Your berbec sucks!


This is how it's done right.

Taking advantage of Canadian tax rates

Hah! So you see, Herr Rot, by simply standing still, Canada is now less Socialist than us. OK, I'm heading up north.