Friday, April 30, 2010

Trying to deconstruct Rotten Logik

.. is a slow, painful process. It's like debugging 10 pages of spaghetti code, replete with aimless GoTo statements, and infinite Do loops. And here is someone cutting through the NYT story line, which simply rehashes das Rotter's narrative.

Defining the meaning of "lawful" to propitiate Herr Rotter

“It was the intent of the legislature for ‘lawful contact’ to mean arrests and stops, but people on the left mischaracterized it,” says Kris Kobach, the law professor and former Bush Justice Department official who helped draft the law. “So that term is now defined. [..] They are minor changes to clarify some of the terms the ACLU and others had been distorting in public. In an abundance of caution, the legislature and the governor’s office have made a few minor adjustments to respond to the mischaracterizations.”

The lengths one has to go to quiet Rot down once he gets on his high horse...

Is this Rot 40 years hence?

Is this Rot 20 years ago?

Not from Planet Rot

But Schwartz and some other Americans with Hispanic backgrounds who spoke with CNN say the problem with illegals isn't just the jobs they take. It's how they're overrunning border towns like Phoenix, turning them into "mini-Mexicos" with their trash-filled streets and loud music, according to Schwartz.

Of equal concern to her friend, Martha Payan, is how she says illegal immigrants "fleece" government coffers by collecting welfare on multiple children, or vanish without a trace after an arrest or a hospital visit.

Racists.

Rick Perry, pinko libtard

“Recently, there has been much debate over immigration policy in Washington and what has been implemented in Arizona. I fully recognize and support a state’s right and obligation to protect its citizens, but I have concerns with portions of the law passed in Arizona and believe it would not be the right direction for Texas.

“For example, some aspects of the law turn law enforcement officers into immigration officials by requiring them to determine immigration status during any lawful contact with a suspected alien, taking them away from their existing law enforcement duties, which are critical to keeping citizens safe.


More Birkenstocks.

Lowry trying to muddy the water

No, Junior, every ambulance chaser in the Legislature knows what lawful contact is. They removed it for a reason. It is not packaging, it's the law.

Rotter paradise

The way things should be run, according to our resident legal expert.
[Added flattering illus. with twin. -rot]

A nation of hicks, ignoramuses, and Honeckerians

.. except for the Magnificent Rot, the font of all wisdom when it comes to the Law.

"Lawful contact" is out

Another change replaces the phrase "lawful contact" with "lawful stop, detention or arrest" to apparently clarify that officers don't need to question a victim or witness about their legal status.
What the hell do you expect? Even Arizonans knew that was beyond the pale to call immigration about witnesses! Can you imagine?
Did you see anything, Pedro?
Fok no, mang.
Of course it wasn't beyond anything for Rightarded chess playing cheerleaders Tecs and AA.

British Petroleum and Louisiana

Maybe we need a Kirchner in the White House.

And now Rot drops Palin like a hot potato

.. while raging as his erstwhile heartthrob. Sic transit gloria mundi...

Rock & Roll Jihad

Kayla waiting in the desert.

Now Rot starts pulling for Specter

It's a Pavlovian reflex.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Rot gets set to march on May Day

Anita Sinha explains the finer points of Rot's credo.

Tecs stole ouzo meme from Krauthammer!!

You owe him like a billion VCPs now, Tecs. I hope he finds you too.

Is is what Obamakles Says Is is.

On the path to making our lives nasty, brutish, and short.
REGURGE so that Tecs can aesthetize the image to his liking.

Another Tecsian for reason

The Horror Revealed.

Word by bloody word, the fangs of Fascism are bared. So how about forming one's own judgement, Rott?

A Cheat Sheet For Rott
Not AA
A Rotten Reading

An islamic prodigy

Moué

Crist puts his faith in Chicago...

Crist must've wanted one of these deals. Funny.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Nazi Storm Trooper VDH Contra Vindonobonenis da Pepean

Pullin for Kerry

Democrats’ only real shot at winning the seat then is if Hayworth can win the primary, and we find Glassman leading Hayworth 42-39 in such a scenario. Hayworth is extremely unpopular with only 23% of voters holding a favorable opinion of him to 50% with an unfavorable one.

Awesome! Four More Years!

Go to hell. See you in court. Dead on.

The terrorists have won

Why Bernie Madoff should be sainted

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Tecs' heartthrob, Erich Honecker Arizoniensis

[Added seethlette twins for Tecs. -- roT]
Vid.
[UPDATE: Pepea channeling Rot's talking points, in full force. --Tecs]
[REGURGE: Al Sharpton and Herr Rot get ready to march on Phoenix. --T.]
REREGURGE for Pinko Varadarajan. I almost haven't the heart to tell this moron.
REGURGE again. Stupid is as stupid does. Goddammit. The Arizontards have given the Dems an opening.
Goldberg tries his best at NRO.
Independent definition of "lawful contact".
Karl Rove, Libtard.
Unclear on the Constitution. Meh, it's pinko.
Ahhh, the wisdom of Michelle Malkin! By her logic, we should put Iraqis in iron maidens.

Mickey Kaus = Anatole France??

Kaus: It's a stark illustration of the inequities of capitalism that organized labor can only afford to buy one political party, but Wall Street can buy both of them. ... 11:53 A.M.

France: "The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread." (Le Lys Rouge)

Jonah Goldberg makes up for some Krikorian and McCarthy

And Coffin does too.

The law of unintended consequences

Waxman poetic justice.
Enemies of the people.

Abuse \Rightarrow theorems

Monday, April 26, 2010

Well, they're inscrutable...

Another NROer finds the bon ton

Krikorian calls Graham a waterboy for the Dems. Curiously, this waterboy took the Dems' goldenboy Holder and bent him over the watercooler. Perhaps this is considered a good thing among Democrats, but it sure looked like hell on youtube.
Manzi-Levin post-mortem. Manzi wins.

The two-party system is one too many

First PJ, now Douthat!

I thought PJ was done and Ross never started! Obama's good for writing.
REGURGE for Jon Stewart's take.

Hussein finds SBJ

"Like others before him, President Obama shared how lonely, demanding and humbling the office of president can be, and how much he appreciated the counsel of people like Mr. Graham and the prayers of so many citizens," Ross said.

Rot goes Couric on Brewer

And tries reductio ad Honeckerum.

Ethnic humor? At the Globe?

OK, taken down, but...

Texas goes Tecsian

Jaime makes a modest proposal. Rott's head explodes. The pills, the pills!

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Have some palinka

Rot's next-door neighbors turn their back on Pepea.

Tecs trying to hide something

The new cultural sensitivity

Wow! Been years since this guy wrote anything decent!

And he hits it now? Maybe Obama is good for the satirists, at least.

Impressive

A positive development, for a change

A bit of history for the scramjet: The earliest attempts at jet engines were hybrid designs, in which an external power source supplied the compression. In this system (called a thermojet by Secondo Campini) the air is first compressed by a fan driven by a conventional gasoline engine, mixed with fuel, and then burned for jet thrust. Three known examples of this type of design were the Henri Coanda's Coanda-1910 aircraft, the much later Campini Caproni CC.2, and the Japanese Tsu-11 engine intended to power Ohka kamikaze planes towards the end of World War II.

Yon on God and Battle

Have the courage to go on the dole, chickens!

Pinko GUT!

Oh, how I wish I were a librul!
Man of action.

Hubble on Google

Clausius weeps, but cool.

Evil Graham sells us down the river!

Planet Rot completely disoriented

Democrats privately charged Saturday that Graham was trying to scuttle immigration reform in order to protect his close friend, Sen. John McCain, R-Arizona, from having to deal with a sticky issue in advance of his tough August GOP primary battle in Arizona to keep his Senate seat. McCain has previously pushed for comprehensive immigration reform but has been recently talking about securing America's borders first, a position that puts the senator more in line with his conservative primary opponent, former Rep. J.D. Hayworth.

Hmmm... IT'S ALL JD'S FAULT!!!!

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Get Coanda Plus Tec Dryers!

Pay up, schmucks--says Herr Rot

A big chunk of the bailout money from the International Monetary Fund would come from American taxpayers.... But don't feel too smug. "Greece is just the extreme case. The U.S., Japan, and the U.K. (to name just three) are barely better off. Debt threatens to devour future growth."

Please. Behead me last. And don’t use the rusty scimitar

The cardboard heroes of the American media are your go-to guys for standing up to entirely fictitious threats. But for real ones? Not so much.

Tecs through time

Pepe gets a job in the London

Kerfufflefest a la Manzi

Let's see if Tecs pulls for Frank Rich (\equiv Andy McCarthy) in this one.
REGURGE FOR: Andy the berserker, who just can't let it go.
NURSE!

Steyn hot for Ayaan, another hater

Haters for healthfood. Hey Tecs! Why don't you smoke a pack or two just to spite your nemesis!

Dick Cheney takes over the FDIC

Toxic Citizens R'USA

Hmmmmm....