Thursday, March 15, 2007

A few Molotov cocktails

Thrown by one of the "Minutemen", as Michael Moore calls them.

10 comments:

Tecumseh said...

1. I was responsible for the 1993 World Trade Center Operation

2. I was responsible for the 9/11 Operation, from A to Z.

3. I decapitated with my blessed right hand the head of the American Jew, [Wall Street Journal reporter] Daniel Pearl, in the city of Karachi, Pakistan. For those who would like to confirm, there are pictures of me on the Internet holding his head.

4. I was responsible for the Shoe Bomber Operation to down two American airplanes.

5. I was responsible for the Filka Island operation in Kuwait that killed two American soldiers.

6. I was responsible for the bombing of a nightclub in Bali, Indonesia, which was frequented by British and American nationals.

7. I was responsible for planning, training, surveying, and financing the New (or Second) Wave attacks against the following skyscrapers after 9/11:
a. Library Tower, California.
b. Sears Tower, Chicago,
c. Plaza Bank, Washington state.
d. The Empire State Building, New York City.

8. I was responsible for planning, financing, & follow-up of Operations to destroy American military vessels and oil tankers in the Straights of Hormuz, and Straights of Gibralter, and the Port of Singapore.

9. I was responsible for planning, training, surveying, and financing for the Operation to bomb and destroy the Panama Canal.

10. I was responsible for surveying and financing for the assassination of several former American Presidents, including President Carter.

11. I was responsible for surveying, planning, and financing for the bombing of suspension bridges in New York.

12. I was responsible for planning to destroy the Sears Tower by burning a few fuel or oil tanker trucks beneath it or around it.

13. I was responsible for planning, surveying, and financing for the operation to destroy Heathrow Airport, the Canary Wharf Building, and Big Ben on British soil.

14. I was responsible for planning, surveying, and financing for the destruction of many night clubs frequented by American and British citizens on Thailand soil.

15. I was responsible for surveying and financing for the destruction of the New York Stock Exchange and other financial targets after 9/11.

16. I was responsible for planning, financing, and surveying for the destruction of buildings in the Israeli city of Elat by using airplanes leaving from Saudi Arabia.

17. I was responsible for planning, surveying, and financing for the destruction of American embassies in Indonesia, Australia, and Japan.

18. I was responsible for surveying and financing for the destruction of the Israeli embassy in India, Azerbaijan, the Philippines, and Australia.

19. I was responsible for surveying and financing for the destruction of an Israeli 'El-Al' Airlines flight on Thailand soil departing from Bangkok Airport.

20. I was responsible for sending several Mujahadeen into Israel to conduct surveillance to hit several strategic targets deep in Israel.

21. I was responsible for the bombing of the hotel in Mombasa that is frequented by Jewish travelers via El-Al airlines.

22. I was responsible for launching a Russian-made SA-7 surface-to-air missile on El-Al or other Jewish airliner departing from Mombasa.

23. I was responsible for planning and surveying to hit American targets in South Korea, such as American military bases and a few night clubs frequented by American soldiers.

24. I was responsible for financial, excuse me, I was responsible for providing financial support to hit American, Jewish, and British targets in Turkey.

25. I was responsible for surveillance needed to hit nuclear power plants that generate electricity in several U.S. states.

26. I was responsible for planning, surveying, and financing to hit NATO Headquarters in Europe.

27. I was responsible for the planning and surveying needed to execute the Bojinka Operation, which was designed to down twelve American airplanes full of passengers. I personally monitored a found-trip, Manila-to-Seoul, Pan Am flight.

28. I was responsible for the assassination attempt against President Clinton during his visit to the Philippines in 1994 or 1995. . . .

29. I shared responsibility for the assassination attempt against Pope John Paul the second while he was visiting the Philippines.

30. I was responsible for the training and financing for the assassination of Pakistan's President Musharraf.

31. I was responsible for the attempt to destroy an American oil company owned by the Jewish former Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger, on the Island of Sumatra, Indonesia.

Mr roT said...

This was in Taranto too. You busy reading Huffington Post?

Tecumseh said...

No, just copy-and-pasted from Taranto, for Pepe's benefit. Will he bite?

Mr roT said...

He'll say that tortured as he has been, KSM would admit to anything, torture doesn't work, the USA is a terrorist country....

Tecumseh said...

More on KSM.

Pepe le Pew said...

jj's right: ksm's probably confessed to more than he did, and that's the smart thing to do. Whether he committed 1 or all 31 of these acts, he'll be punished the same way. Might as well take the responsibility for all of them.

Mr roT said...

I've been wondering about that, actually, Pepe. Saddam did a good job at the end. He didn't act like a chicken like the other guys did. He argued rather cogently that the killings he was convicted of were a response to an assassination attempt,...
For KSM the situation is similar. There's no way he's getting out of this alive, so if he was doing this job of his out of conviction or he wants to damage us as much as he can now out of pure spite, he has a choice to make.
He could admit nothing and claim it's all a frame-up. But then his terrorist buddies might think and the US would certainly propagandize that he's a chickenshit not willing to die for his (real?) convictions. This would not inspire more suicide bombers as much as saying he did everything.
Of course taking responsibility fo every bit of misfortune that has come to the US since 1776 is ridiculous, and I wonder if he really had a hand in all this stuff. Maybe he's more important than al-Zawahiri and bin Laden. Then the terrorists should be upset that he's such a damned big fish and got caught.
Seems a min/max thing here to solve.
Only the anti-torture nuts get full satisfaction out of his admissions, I think. But no one serious on either side cares about them.

Tecumseh said...

If nothing else, I buy the #2 and #3 confessions. That alone should give KSM a meeting with Old Sparky, sooner rather than later.

Tecumseh said...

So what's the operative word in #3, American or Jew?

Mr roT said...

aren't those two words synonyms to IM?