Saturday, June 23, 2007

Pepe's world explained

This is why the Prophet said: "When a man calls his wife to fulfill his needs, she must go to him, even if she is busy with the oven." .... It has shown that the twisted nature of women stems from their very creation. This is how Allah wanted woman to be. Therefore, the husband must adapt himself to her and be patient with her. He should not giver her too many things to do, or things that she is incapable of doing. He should not make her do anything that is contrary to her nature, and to the way she was created by Allah. In addition, he should turn a blind eye to her mistakes, he should tolerate her slips and errors, and put up with all the silly ignorant things she might say, because this constitutes part of the nature of her creation. In addition, women have surging emotions, which in some cases, might overpower their minds. The weakness with which women were created is the secret behind their attractiveness and appeal to their husbands.

9 comments:

Pepe le Pew said...

To use an ai-ism: "got a problem with that?"

Tecumseh said...

"women have surging emotions, which in some cases, might overpower their minds." Hmmmm.....

Pepe le Pew said...

wherever did they get that idea?

Tecumseh said...

Getting hot under the skin at that oven?

My Frontier Thesis said...

Husbands Should Put Up with Their Wives' Slips and Errors, Because the Twisted Nature of Women Stems from Their Very Creation.

Thirteenth-century western Europe monks and "scholars" opined in a similar fashion about women. Men were regarded as "perfect," and women "imperfect." A man was thought to be hot, a woman cold. That's why it was necessary for men to warm the woman's womb, and if the man got it hot enough, another "perfect" (eg., a boy) human would be born. If he didn't get the womb hot enough, well, then you get more chicks.

It's good to see the Islamic world is making leaps and bounds in creating a more egalitarian society and culture. With this analogy, I suppose we only have about another 7-8 centuries before Evolution, Darwin (or even Hume) is allowed alongside Allah in the classroom?

Pepe le Pew said...

After reading this, and if circumcision wasn't so painful, I'd convert in a minute.

Pepe le Pew said...

If he didn't get the womb hot enough, well, then you get more chicks.
In a similar vein, jj used to ask this riddle in his student days: "why do doctors slap the baby's butt when it comes out of the womb?" The answer is "to knock the dicks off the dumb ones".

My Frontier Thesis said...

That's cute. I wonder how the Women's Studies dept. at the U of Minnesota might react to that nifty little joke...

Pepe le Pew said...

Oh they'd be cool with that: their sense of humor is legendary.