Friday, June 08, 2007

Tear jerker


"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton. "Mom!"

8 comments:

Pepe le Pew said...

Being rich and white doesn't get you off the hook any longer? What kind of democracy is this?

My Frontier Thesis said...

I'm gonna really try to ignore this spectacle from here on out. If we want spectacle, we should consult Ovid.

Arelcao Akleos said...

"le Pew said...

Being rich and white doesn't get you off the hook any longer? What kind of democracy is this"

apparently it has completely ceased to be French.....
...bummer, Vichy

Tecumseh said...

Hmmm... Paris, what kind of a name is this? Ah, Homer. That's it, she must be Greek. Forget then Ovid. He spent much of his life in Romania.

Pepe le Pew said...

still trolling, chick-a-dee?

Tecumseh said...

C'mon, guys, do you have a heart of stone? The poor girl is crying for mommy. It's a cruel world out there.

Tecumseh said...

Seconds later, the judge announced his decision: "The defendant is remanded to county jail to serve the remainder of her 45-day sentence. This order is forthwith."

Hilton screamed.

Eight deputies immediately ordered all spectators out of the courtroom. Hilton's mother, Kathy, threw her arms around her husband, Rick, and sobbed uncontrollably.

Tecumseh said...

The horror, the horror continues:

“It’s so cruel what has happened to her. She wasn’t allowed to wax or use a moisturiser. Her skin is so dry right now.”