Sermon on the Eisenhower Interstate System...

The H.R. Church has been observing Pepe's and AA's driving habits, and they are disgusted.

Note how the Vatican uses the word "primitive," that is, someone who Sins. Yet this word "primitive" would be deployed by Chris Hitchens when he's referring to "mammals" who, in fact, believe in God. It's going to be a hell of a mess for future generations to untangle.

Here are the "New" 10 Commandments For the Road:

1. You shall not kill.

2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.

3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.

4. Be charitable and help your neighbor in need, especially victims of accidents.

5. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.

6. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.

7. Support the families of accident victims.

8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.

9. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.

10. Feel responsible toward others.