Friday, September 30, 2011

Romney strains credulity.

Bottom story of the day.

Ka-boom!

Tecs reels and begs for civility! No more pandering, Romney, or you get busted in your fruity chops.

Don’t back no losers

.. says Wall Street: "It's the Texas bravado that rubs Wall Street the wrong way," said Nathan Gonzales. Poww!

Ditto. Romney is not even a punt.

He's a sandbag.

I thought "being soft" is a badge of honor for Pepe, no?

I fear for the starving imams, says Pepe.

It's not like IEDs grow on trees.

Tecs conflicted!

Tecs likes nothing more than red-on-red violence! Ooooh, and he's proud of getting Obammy elected. Tecs just loves to pay taxes like a Swede and live in Massachabwe.

Pepe moves to New York, gets reassigned

roT Trapped In A World He Didn't Create.

Jihad: don't worry, be happy

Counterpoint.

Marx not impressed with the idée napoléonienne

The trouble is that a bloated bureaucracy, like pork-barrel public works, also imposes impoverishing obligations on taxpayers. “Taxes are the source of life for the bureaucracy,” Marx explained, “[and] for the whole apparatus of executive power. Strong government and heavy taxes are identical.” These taxes, he added, “rob [the peasant’s] industry of its last resources and aid and complete his powerlessness to resist pauperism.” For the taxpaying class, he added, “strong and unlimited government … has become a vampire that sucks out its blood and marrow.” Not the pinko blather/pidgin-Marxism Pepe is usually peddling.

Tecs gets Obamney heartburn

Tecs' titles never reach the knees of this one

Incredible

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Mr Rot chokes on his caffè latte

I’m picturing a White House filled with tall, well-groomed brunettes. DC, here I come.

I spend a lot of time looking at whom the candidates are choosing as their advisers. Romney clearly has the best group. Clearly.

Does Herr Rott have a problem picking winners?

Mr Rot comes up with a brilliant idea

In related news, Tecs pulls out of Mr Congeniality contest

Mr Rot posts a new paper on the snarxiv

No hay pedo. Son todas putas.

Black, Paul, and de Gaulle

de Gaulle would [not] have foreseen that an over-united Europe would so soon degenerate into a dyspeptic, demographically dwindling, Islam-raddled lumpen mass of welfare addicts. Enjpy, guys.

AA in the pews

Rápido y Furioso: shooting two birds with a Romanian AK Draco pistol?

Draco. More. Even more.
Watergate? Nah. No press anymore.

Pepe tries his hand at Cartesian Logick

And suggests turning into a banana republic.

We wuz robbed, sez Rot

Groveling doesn't help.

It's all Rot & Charly's fault!!!

Hell, I might vote for him if he did that...

Tecs Krikorian caught lying. Again.

Tecs whups out his wallet, slaps down $3

Geithner not the genius that Obama says he is. Shocka.
Tecs' favorite pinko was a pinko, says his reasonable son. The other son is at a spa in San Fran at the moment and has his mouth full, or he'd opine also.

Yosemite Sam's boogie-woogie with wackos

Part of the issue here is budgetary...

Yes, Tecs' fruity president is right on here. You tell 'em Barack!

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Beer is what's for dinner

AA sues, gets zilch.

This explains everything

Warren comes wooing AA

She already has Mr Rot in her pocket: he proudly insists he can't see an iota of difference between her and Scottie. Hmmm... Rum, Romanism & Rebellion, anyone?

Finally, a cell phone for the technophobe

Oh, shit. There goes the 'hood! Any place left in the world when one can hide from those damn brain-fryers?

Poking the bear with a stick

A nastoyashi muzhik for the chorny narod

Demographically, economically, developmentally, militarily, even educationally, Russia appears doomed to fierce decline. But one man of genius has brought his people a last, autumnal reprieve. Vladimir Putin is a dangerous man, but a splendid czar.

Perry wakes up

No thanks to Rot's rotten political advice.
Counterpoint: Cain 28%, Perry 18%, Romney 17%. Hmmm...

Monday, September 26, 2011

x=x

Punishment.

Pepe the hackmeister

.. goes to Germany.

Pepe on a roll

Buy, Rot, buy!

Pinkish-greenish jobs galore

Moonshine rocket fuel for the Coanda rednecks

Here is the finished product.

Our tax dollars hard at work

Adolf at the wheel

A Merc from 1938.

Of course, Mr Rot thinks Warren is better, much better than Brown

Warren is also rejecting something very important to the American vision of government: the consent of the governed. Consent is meaningless without the implication of both willing agreement, and the right to withdraw consent.

This is a denial of the very concept of “private” property, in line with the tenets of Italian fascism, as expressed by Mussolini: “Everything inside the State, nothing outside the State.” No private citizen has any absolute right to “own” anything, because all things are achieved through the benevolence of the State. The government is part owner of everything.

Exactly what Scottie says. Perfect \lesssim in Rotter Calculus.
REGURGE: Moral equivalence, Rotter style.

Who's rooting for Perry?

Cain a mathematician? Who knew.

Rot cuts an ad.

Pepe in drag

Plane Pepe conflicted. So is Planet Rot.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Every dark cloud has a silver lining

"Pay Like a Dreyfus" Says Da Divas Barack

From the Lord of the House That Pepe Built, Forced da Peasants Into, Set on Fire, Then Ran Away From.

Bien sur.

Versailles Sees a SuperHero in its Pepe

The Elites of the Red and the Black can agree.... There ain't no Hero like one to the Manor born.

Investigating the Solyndra scandal = McCarthyism

.. one of those standard equalities in pinko Logick.
REGURGE: Pinko shyster hog heaven!

France goes Socialist

.. a dog bites man story if there ever was one. And Greece goes Greek. Duh.

Pepe gets into curriculum design

REGURGE: Pepe adds more items to the curriculum.

Pinko ingratitude: shocka!

Half a million dollars bribe (paid out of taxpayer money, of course), to free this Berkeley twit from Iran's dungeons?

REGURGE: Thanking Hugo, Noam, and Cindy? Man, oh, man--that's Pepe's Pantheon right there.

Tottering on the brink of collapse

What happens when a candidate listens to Herr Rott, instead of moi. It happened to Mac in 2008, and it's happening now to Perry. Like clockwork.

Put another way: we need more flinty Yanks like AA & Tecs, and fewer swaggering, crypto-pinko Texas cowboys to run the GOP. Powww!!

Koptenfrei

A => Racism and ¬A => Racism.

The 2012 election may be a test of another form of electoral racism: the tendency of white liberals to hold African-American leaders to a higher standard than their white counterparts.
Just like Tecs' logic.

UT guys try their hands at sciencey stuff

Pepe's catechism: "The Science is Settled"

Mr Rot also has some settled science: predators pick off the weak and old Wildebeests, thus making the herd stronger as a whole. Moderate alcohol consumption, likewise, picks off the old, weak brain cells. Ditto liver cells, etcetera. Thus making the body, overall, stronger.

Feng shui or die

We are all Greek now

Obama is quite a throwback. In some ways, he would return us to centuries past. His administration is spending trillions to build high-speed trains, despite minimal consumer demand. Trains are a 19th-century technology. Subsidies are also doled out for wind power, a medieval technology. Meanwhile, the space program is all but jettisoned. Rather than rely on fossil fuels, the president would make America run on renewable energy. The last renewable in widespread use was the horse.

Pepe prefers the Casey Anthony jury for Daqduq

Tecs prefers Roxburycare

Diva from Adjud

Gaydar as an offensive weapon

Well-played, Bristol!

La Nena de Laredo

Ah, don't worry about the Zetas, says Mr Rot. It's just one of those things you need to put up with in life. Update.

Perry went to Texas A&M

Howie Carr not impressed with "slick Rick": this is sounding like Ted Kennedy after a long car ride. Rot mumbles darkly about the injustice of it all.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

The Baghdad Bob of pinko agitprop

.. assured everyone that Solyndra was doing just great -- a couple of months before it went belly up, and we were left holding the bag, at a tune of $535 million. Of course, he went to Harvard. Duh.

Rot's pretty boy wins in a landslide -- not

Cain by a mile. Rot sobs uncontrollably.

Obama's edumacation on fire. Tecs, of course genuflects. It's Harvard!

Tecs' Madison is sanctimonious and dishonest. Shocka.

Pepe pontificates on what constitutes free speech

Dave takes over where WIlliamson leaves off

Tecs punch-drunk.

Mitt "Tecs" Romney fires back a quip worthy of H.L.Mencken...

...in his heart/mind.

Tecs trades the Trabbi in

Dressing up old hatreds in the dowdy Brooks Brothers suits of the Kennedy School and the University of Chicago

Venture socialism + crony capitalism = Pepe's paradise

Da Return of Da Czar di Tutti Capos......

..Capisce??

Texifornia. Last bastion falls.

Tecs' UPDATE: Rotterland, Rotterland über alles, Über alles in der Welt.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Never Our Friends and Allies: The Pakis

They are about as much our ally as Planet Pepe is a friend to the rights of man.

Spontaneous human combustion: what a way to go!

Kristol not happy

No front-runner in a presidential field has ever, we imagine, had as weak a showing as Rick Perry. It was close to a disqualifying two hours for him. And Mitt Romney remains, when all is said and done, a technocratic management consultant whose one term as governor produced Romneycare. He could rise to the occasion as president. Or not.

Counterpoint. Obama to be re-elected: 45.9% at Intrade. Lowest so far.

Add Taranto to Mr Rot's expanding shit list

And Wehner. And Kaminsky. Youtube remix.

Add Mark Steyn to Mr Rot's expanding shit list

“In a two-party system, we’re covered on that. The Democrats will do the kind of cheap racism demagoguery that you don’t like people called ‘José,’ you don’t have any heart. We should have an alternative to that in a two-party system.” Mais non, mais non, says Rot.

Peggy "Tecs" Noonan still prefers Obama to just about everyone

Shocka.

Uh, oh

Pepe finds a droid

.. and a razor.

Aahh, the Italians

v>c?

Despite the large significance of the measurement reported here and the stability of the analysis, the potentially great impact of the result motivates the continuation of our studies in order to investigate possible still unknown systematic effects that could explain the observed anomaly. We deliberately do not attempt any theoretical or phenomenological interpretation of the results.

Lamely slippery

The surest way to antagonize immigration hawks is to accuse them of nefarious motives yet he seems intent on doing so, again and again. A play straight out of the Rotter playbook.

That’s a fine strategy for appealing to Latinos in the general election and poisonous as a strategy for consolidating tea partiers in the primary. To get to point B, you first have to get past A. The diagram doesn't commute. How many times do I have to explain that?

Thursday, September 22, 2011

The education of a pinko

Even Joan Walsh has decided Obama is the emptiest of suits. If you hit the link to read the letters, you'll see that the Abilene Paradox's denouement has been hit. It's a collapse.

Pepe & Tecs' headachy honey pullin' in 1/20 of Floriduhns

5% idiots in Florida sounds low. Could they be pullin for Romney and RonPaul too?

Here's the crash.

OK, so I hope Obama keeps his cool so that Tecs will keep supporting him.
Theme song for Bernanke.
Dirges for us all.

What did you say about moving to a civilized country?

Tecs Senator a Phi Beta Hoffa

Last time I go to your house for dinner, Tecs!

The pinko SS is on its way and for them, "separation of church and state" means, get yo ass out of state if you got 'ligion.

Rotter nirvana

Stonewalling

Mitt gets a bloody nose...

Want red-on-red violence, Romnmann? Here it comes, and Romney runs from his record as governor, hyping his (father's buddies') business success.

Salt

France weighs theocracy

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Ah, that's why Pepe likes to frolic in the nude...

A=>B=C: Women with fewer clothes attract more men and therefore are more likely to get married.
The frequency and quality of sexual activity tends to be greater for women wearing fewer clothes -- and sex has been proven to be a life-enhancer.

STFU and communicate

Tea bagger voicing opinion

Tecs is still hopey-changey. Just ask him.

Beautiful

Charging the mound

Strange bedfellows

Pepe will complain about entrapment,...

... but without entrapment, how would ever get to read a story like this?

Tecs' fruity calamari

RWNs crackup

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

And then Italy will go Greek

But it will come at a massive cost. The riots of Athens will become those of Milan, Madrid and Marseilles. Parties of the fringe will gain greater sway. .. Countries will choose decay over reform. It's a long, likely parade of horribles.

And Rott will frolic in the Alps with Charly, sipping chilled Chablis, oblivious to it all. Laissez les bons temps rouler!

Tecs becomes a full-on Pepesque pinko, complete with champagne flute

Tecs' brainy blondie gets all huffy

Course doesn't like principled talk though! What does Liz Warren say?

IT'S ALL COANDA'S FAULT!!!

[Add a pic of the Coanda turban. -- tecs]

Ponzi schemes do not exist, says Rot

When the immediate consequence is favorable, the later consequences are disastrous

.. almost always. So said Frédéric Bastiat. Of course, Mr Rot thinks all Frenchies are effete pinko pussies. Nevertheless, because of his stress on the role of consumer demand in initiating economic progress, Bastiat has been described .. as a forerunner of the Austrian School. Next time you're in Rome, go to this church (next to Piazza Navona, if you can find it), and you'll see his tomb there.

When the \lesssims don't work, Mr Rot must pay

Bah! What's an extra trillion?

The McKinsey study [..] undermines two major claims Obama made during health care debate: "If you like your health plan, you can keep it" and "It will not add one penny to the deficit." Duhhh. Who, besides Pepe, believed that?

The problem with quotas

Pepe explains the meaning of taco con mierda

Obama's allies

It's a matter of doing the right thing.

Oedibama Rex

“Reset” won’t be used any more, and the idea that friends like Britain, Israel, Eastern Europe, etc. were to be shunned while rivals and enemies like the Palestinians, Russia, and the Latin American communists were to be courted is over also. Friends are friends for a reason, and enemies the same — regardless of what Obama learned at Chicago and Harvard.

Another scandal being served up

I don't like these little websites that seem ATAAAAACCCKKK WAAAATTTTCCCHHH fodder, but I remember that Obama didn't put his money in blind trusts because he had diversified investments or T-bonds or some BS. Turns out that the reason could be that, similarly to being the worst president in memory, he's also the most corrupt.
Can't say I didn't warn you, but of course roT is an extremist rathith while AA, Pepe, and Tecs are level-headed...

Brooks realizes the crease is wrinkled

Monday, September 19, 2011

Rot tries to figure out whether he's a Socialist

His back-up plan: Bachmann.

Greenspan says: let's bring back Mr Rot

Also, let's reduce the budget deficit by making obstreperous Physics grad students pay up.

A ladies' man has a charmed life

So who's the better Texan candidate, Señor Rot?

Charly makes a sales pitch

.. in a falsetto voice. How's the new math working?

Spengler says don't worry!

Finally, a mountain even Herr Rott can climb

1-2-3

Pinko cartography

The Death of the Mind

The death of character.

Obama finally grows a pair

Awakening from the big sleep

Berkeley toilet backs up in NYC, Urine, Feces

With DNC in Mind, City Bans Carrying Urine, Feces

Hey Tecs! Why should your endorsements be news?

Of course Pepe doesn't like the Ten Commandments

Tecs says deport, forgetting about the gene pool

Mano-a-mano on the stage

Obama's aviation proctology board

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Pepe gets a government job

High-yield bondage? Rubber checks?

Pepe's Ayenbite of Inwyt

Swaggart.

Pravda Planet Pepe and The Obamaklean One

Sycophancy was what it looked like on its moderate days.

Still out there hitting the ball

Gotta admit, he knows how to play the game.

Hey Tecs! Maybe you should come visit; they might get you a nice toupée!

Take that, you loser Spaniards! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

Pepe writes an iPhone app

Kayla in the Cabinet

The book says Romer shared her thoughts with Harvard professor Elizabeth Warren, then a candidate to lead the new Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. “Why is it always the women?” Romer asked. “Why are we the only ones with the balls around here?”
Indeed.

Solyndra makes a profit in China

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Quién nos da los bang-bangs? Republicanos o demócratas?

Planet Pepe Pisses On Faux Pepe as Pepe Would

While Pepe begs 'em to Love Him

A lot like working at AA's POE in the good old days

...I'm starting to feel sorry for these arrogant shitheads, almost.

In the Year 1975, When America Was Still Alive...

..and Planet Pepe had not yet shat up to the Sky...

Walter Bonatti, RiP

A Drop of Water. For Bonatti, the trick [after K2] is to find new ways to climb the familiar old hills. And he had a really novel idea for the Matterhorn: a "direttissima" assault, straight up the mountain's ice-coated, practically vertical north wall, a climb that had been tried (without success) only once before—in the summer. It was, shuddered a Swiss guide, "the route that a drop of water would follow." Here.

601

Lemon socialism + crony capitalism = pinko nirvana

Of course, Pepe loves this basic principle. Sometimes, though, Mr Rot also falls for it.

What could this possibly mean?

Hero of Planet PP gets an award

Tecs now deeply confused...

McGuinness brings the hate world together in condemning him just like Bachmann (be still, Tecs' heart!) even gets Ron Paul saying her ideas are way out.
It's time for Tecs to take a breather.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Interesting take...

“We are pretty pissed off about it,” says one confidant. “She messed up, making it harder for other candidates to speak up. Taking on Perry on this front, with serious arguments, could have been a long and very successful line of attack. She went a step too far and embarrassed the field. She polluted the issue.”
Stalking horse or fucktard?

“The Dog Ate My Homework Act”

Big Bird swiftboats the One

Calif. smart power. Fire them all.

Tecs' headachy heroine gets to 'splainin'

Michele Bachmann kept going back for HPV shots until simple mental retardation was just a phase in her past and full blown bat-shit crazy became her new norm.

Saving Socrates For Old Time's (aka, Xenophone and Aristophanes) Sake

Follow the link, gents. A good one here.

"It baffles me that grown people must convince themselves that those with whom they disagree are stupid or malevolent.”

Belly full of scheiß

Balut: a gourmet delicacy.

When retards take themselves too seriously...

Herr Metternich Rott says: damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead

Do pinkos pull for RWNs, or the other way around?

Pepe pushes the panic button.

Mr Rot fires an angry letter to the editor

Something about \lesssims not commuting? Whatevah.

Sarah Palin with a Ph.D.

Tecs wets his Gucci loafers.

Pepe buys a Lada

Tecs gives advice on flailing to anyone who'll listen

Even bong-slobbering Mother Jones readers!

The only way to get Tecs to pay

"They are my heroes"

Jon Stewart rather unforgiving

...proving that there's no royal road to probability

Rot happy as a clam in Euroland

Europeans began to realize that free movement within the 25-nation Schengen area meant just that: once accepted in any member country after a cursory procedure, a new arrival from anywhere on the planet can roam freely and eventually settle in next door. He may not speak the language, he may not have a job, but he is eligible for free medical care and other generous social benefits paid for by local taxes. Sounds like Texas.

As one Dutch parliamentarian puts it, "We don't want jobless Poles, Romanian beggars and people from North Africa or Turkey." Take that, Tecs!

"Stopping free movement endangers solidarity among Europeans and jeopardizes the European project," lectures José Manuel Barroso, a former Maoist and now, most appropriately, president of the unelected, unaccountable, Politburo-like European Commission in Brussels. As wiki says: He was one of the leaders of the underground Maoist MRPP (Reorganising Movement of the Proletariat Party, later PCTP/MRPP, Communist Party of the Portuguese Workers/Revolutionary Movement of the Portuguese Proletariat. Pepe at the bat.

Of course, Rot thinks Perry is a fantastic debater

Maybe that's because Perry has the same kind of trouble with logical implications: he professed he was “offended” at the suggestion he would sell out for a $5,000 donation—apparently not understanding the implication that there was a price at which he might well sell out.

More importantly, though, he seems to think he can wing these debates by referring to what he did in Texas here and what he did in Texas there. That is insufficient not just when it comes to giving voters a chance to judge him by the policy choices he might make; it’s insufficient because it suggests he thinks he can get away without getting specific and demonstrating a command of national and international issues.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Low T.

The plot thickens

Good work. Keep this idiot's idiocy in the news.

Even Better! She's out because she argues just like Tecs!
Obligatory.

So few? I doubt it.

Come and fly with me...

Pepe official down under

Pepe to the rescue

#2 is plain crazy though.

Channelling Mr Rot

Money safe in the bank

One hopes that God is done using Michelle Bachmann

People saw the Gardasil issue for what it is, Michelle. Now get out of the way. Meanwhile, the wheels are falling off the Obortiomobile.

They're letting terrorists in alright...

Pepe sprays his pants

[Add pic -- tecs]
REGURGE: Even the NYT calls bullshit on Pepe's Dostoyevski.

True spiritual motivation for the base

Not to mention that the principal perks are strangely left out.

Tecs stroking his white cat and cackling at Rot

Fair or not, he’s a lot like Sen. John Kerry in 2004, who was going nowhere until Howard Dean self-destructed.

Welcome to the Caliphate, boys

Well, glad they aren't hung up on obscurantism...

Can't argue with the judge's POV though. Of course Tecs is OK with all of this.

Of course Tecs would deport Madison since he went to Ewwww--Princeton

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Pepe at the spa

Incontrovertible evidence

Keep diggin'!

President Barack Obama [sic] sharpened his rhetoric on Wednesday in a push for his $447 billion jobs package, even as polls showed Americans skeptical of the plan.
Magna Cum Laude. Uh-huh.

Academics fit for a president

and what better place to brag about this than Liberty 'University', under the auspices of bird of a feather Falwell Jr?

Meanwhile, Tecs' headachy heroine keeps up the Mediscare tactic

...along with others in Tecs' stable, Gingrich and Ned Romney.

Questions nobody is asking

Back to 1996. I was telling Rot how to click on things at the time

.. and also why diagrams commute. But he wouldn't listen.

Tecs gets his pinko cop friends to arrest everyone

Echte. Everyone's laughing at Obama. Must be because he's so smaaaaaart. now taking water from the MSM. Abilene paradox time?

Rot finds someone to run against Scottie

You've got me.

I must say, when the hard left takes over the Democrat party, it's sweet (after 4 years).

Pepe goes from frying pan to fire...

Tecsie Wasserman-Schultz in deep scheiß

The do-nothing, obstructionist, Democrat Congress

Weprin writ large.

Knuckledragging Neanderthal goes on an anti-iPad rant

Next page: Mr Rot morphs into a cry-baby, becomes an associate professor of semiotics and communication theory at Oberlin.

Friend or foe, redefined

Fun

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

The Weiner seat

As of now: Turner 53%, Weprin 47%. AP declares Turner the winner. As for Nevada, it's Amodei by 57%-37%. A bad hair day for Pepe. SOBs 2 - Hoffa 0.

Wobbly on his feet

.. like Rot after one too many shots of schnapps mixed with ouzo and tequila.

Dinner Banquet at the Pinko Versailles

It's all Hayek vs Keynes: the rematch

[Added pic. -- roT]

High up

What do you bet that this is bullshit?

Right on time. Bye-ku?

"Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals."

"Like most poets, preachers, and metaphysicians, he burst into conclusion at a spark of evidence."

Tecs' hero: Especially contemptible

Duh. But Tecs thinks all this is just fine. Politics ain't beanbag, after all, and the point is to get idiots to vote for you, so say whatever it takes and then when you're in, you're in!

Monday, September 12, 2011

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Sounds exactly like Rot

Obama is like the guy in the bar who says, "I'll stand drinks for everyone in the house," and then adds, "Those guys over there are going to pay for them."

Negative coattails

While Boeing is stopped from building planes, Embraer corners the Kenya market

Questions nobody is asking: Does The BAe 146/Avro RJ Use The Coanda-effect?

Answers to questions nobody is asking: Ehm... basically all aircraft make use of the Coanda effect. It is a large part of what keeps them in the air.

Rot dabbles in neo-tantric healing therapies

.. while Pepe plays with chakra wheels.

Bah, Do You Peasants Think You Can Verify Versailles!?!

Yeah, Yeah,....but the incompetent peasants probably would also fail to verify Uncle Omar..... And he's now Grade A White House Certified.

Of course Tecs is all for this kind of thing

And this too.

Rot does the nasty, F16s scramble

Tecs on Hallowe'en

Holy guacamole! Rot turns to ahuacatl conspiracy theories

"I blame the gringos. Americans have taken a liking to guacamole, so all our avocados are heading north."

Beating Krugman at his own game

Another angle.

Herr Rott switches to batmanning

Herr Rott, quaking in his Texas boots

Brits learning well from their new guests

The Stinking Farce That is Versailles

Krugman talking about the "Conscience" of "Liberals" would be precisely like Pepe talking about the "Courage" of his "Convictions". But then keeping to things that don't exist is what they do best.

Rot tries his hand at trading oil futures

I keep telling you guys it's a great place...

AA's alma mater shines again.

Pepe Schama seriously thinks Art and 9/11

Tecs can't handle the truth, wishes these guys would shut up and smile

Obama's coat tails.
Another of Tecs' Quislings decides to help herself get elected more than the US out of hock. No goddamned problem. It's Perry's fault for saying x=x.

Of course Tecs and AA only drink Dunkin Donuts coffee

NSFW image.

Two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert

All that is Pepe is Golden

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Rat bites woman

I hate it when this happens.

Smart power

More: Egypt is not going toward democracy but toward Islamicization. It is the same in Turkey and in Gaza. It is just like what happened in Iran in 1979.

Pepe caught up in the sclerotic inner contradictions of socialism

Obamney plays Mediscare

Knew it. This man is a rectal cancer. I hope Palin, Perry, and Ryan tear his asshole out.
Palin more honest and helpful.

Perry tells Rot how to post a syllabus

For the first time, professors would be required to post course syllabi online. Jeepers. Who woulda thought of that? Not Rot, of course.

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way...

A good speech

[Add pic--tecs]

Tecs buys a gunrack and trucknuts

A Rooskie Faustus

Winner of the Leone d'oro: Faust is the final instalment of a cinematic tetralogy on the nature of power. The main characters in the first three films are real historical figures: Adolf Hitler (Molokh, 1999), Vladimir Lenin (Telec, 2000) and Emperor Hirohito (Solnzte, 2005). The symbolic image of Faust completes this series of great gamblers who lost the most important wagers of their lives. Faust is seemingly out of place in this portrait gallery, an almost museumesque literary character framed by a simple plot. What does he have in common with these real figures who ascended to the pinnacle of power? A love of words that are easy to believe and pathological unhappiness in everyday life. Evil is reproducible, and Goethe formulated its essence: “Unhappy people are dangerous.“

What it means to have the MSM in your pocket

x=x.

When \CDers teach Math-Stat...

Hilarity ensues, grants come down significantly!

Putzing around while Iran builds Da Bomb

Ululululu, says Pepe. Get ready to perform the Fermi measurement in your backyard, boys.

The great mass of jurassic rodents

Even Kraut can make a mistake

Can you spot it? I have a cool bottle of hoppy Long Trail in the fridge for you if you do.

Saturday

Of course, Mr Rot would rather dismantle academia

Misquoted Turk Chicken?

Or Chechen? Blustering theocrats....

Justice delayed is justice denied

Ten years after, KSM is still setting pretty in Gitmo, while the wheels of justice turn, ever so slowly.

Yosemite Sam's questionable christian values

Somewhat interesting

Plain weird...

Gunning for Shukrijumah?

Bio.

But of course the rest of the system is not corruptible...

Yeah, well they'll vote for the Capitucrats every damned time

Steyn on 9/11

In all fairness, yeah, we got the peace quilts (AQ = AIDS?) and the crescent of embrace (whiny Vietnam memorial updated) bullshit. But we also killed a shitload of them right back and then did a poor enough job of protecting them from each other that they could learn very well what AQ is all about.
Whether this second part was deliberate I ask myself sometimes. Seems it would have been too smart by a half. Or too stupid.

Can't argue with Benny 16 here.

Friday, September 09, 2011

A Rotter state of mind paved the way to 9/11

Hijacker Nawaf al Hazmi overstayed his visa by nine months. Satam Suqami overstayed by four months. Neither overstay was detected by immigration authorities. Separately, ringleader Mohamed Atta and Marwan al Shehhi overstayed their visas after arriving in 2000 to attend flight school. Officials flagged the two after they left the U.S. and tried to return in early 2001, but apparently only because they were returning to finish flight school carrying tourist -- as opposed to student -- visas. They were admitted.

Ululululululu, says Rot. Let's keep on doing that, so Rot will feel good.

\CDers come up dry again.

Let all the crazies in, says Rot

The more, the merrier.

Great. The FBI too.

Watergate was peanuts compared to this. Add Solyndra and the MSM will have no news at all to talk about till next November.

Dr Mexicanlove

Or How GOPers Might Nominate a Zero Instead of Perry and Hand it All Back to Obama.

This is What a North Dakota Democrat Looks and Sounds Like

See link, and a statement he issued today below. It's a bit different than what a Berkeley Democrat looks like, eh?

Anyhow, the old adage rings true: a North Dakota Democrat makes an east coast Republican look like a political liberal. Your thoughts, gentlemen?

Taylor:

Dear North Dakota Friends:

For some time now, I have been encouraged by citizens from across our state to run for Governor of North Dakota. This encouragement has only increased since my colleagues elected me to serve as Senate Minority Leader before the 2011 legislative session.

Up until now, my focus has been on my family and our ranch. It’s one thing to run for office as a multimillionaire, but it’s quite another when you are making a living and balancing the demands of work and raising a young family. I don’t believe that great personal fortune should be prerequisite for public office. I strongly believe that the viewpoints and contributions of citizens, from every walk of life, who know exactly what it’s like to make ends meet, strengthens our democracy. And it is a viewpoint that we need more of in state government.

That’s why I’ve decided that the time to begin a conversation with my fellow North Dakotans about the possibility of running for governor is now. I’m seriously exploring the possibility of seeking the Democratic-NPL Party’s nomination and making a race for governor to lead North Dakota forward.

At this time, I’m not ready to officially throw my hat into the ring. At the moment, as Senate Minority Leader, I am concentrating on preparing for the upcoming special session in November. I’m working with my fellow senators to make sure that this session is a productive one for all North Dakotans but especially for those who have been directly impacted by recent flooding. I’m striving to ensure we put forward a good redistricting plan for voters of the state and handle the other important issues that will be brought up in the special session in a way that moves our state forward and addresses the real needs and concerns of all North Dakotans. And, as many North Dakotans can appreciate, as a rancher, I’m preparing for this winter. Our ranch provides for my family and I want to ensure that everything is in order before I launch a possible campaign.

But now is the time to listen to North Dakotans. I want to hear about the hopes and aspirations of citizens in every corner of our state. We know that North Dakota has been richly blessed with fertile farmlands, abundant grasslands and a wealth of natural resources. But, as always, our greatest natural resource is our people. North Dakotans work hard to solve problems. Our businesses innovate. And our schools and universities prepare our young people for the future ahead. Any campaign to lead this state and its citizens must put these ingredients together, so we can sow this seed, and ensure a lasting harvest for the generations to come. I look forward to traveling across our state and the conversation ahead.

Sincerely,

Ryan Taylor

NYT: Palin a pinko

High comedy...

Classic Onion, and the LATimes echoes...

Yet another nativist traitor to Planet Rott

Laura: "I asked you about Rick Perry's approach to immigration. Is his approach, including that DREAM Act, something that we should be pursuing nationally and is it something that you support?"

Martinez: "No, I don't. It is not comprehensive reform to put people who are here illegally, who violated the law, and put them in front of the line for those folks who have been waiting and doing all the right things to come to the United States, to come here legally, and/or to become a citizen. We cannot allow those folks to just jump the line."


REGURGE: Deport the governor!

Casey Anthony but with defenders

Krauthammer sums up the decade

Tecs springs his driving teacher

Le jeu de Paume gives in to roT's demands

Palau or something. Anywhere else.

Thursday, September 08, 2011

Straw-man caricaturing ad nauseam

Reminds me of those straw men and sundry red herrings popping up regularly around here.

AQ on the prowl on eve of 9/11

The plot was believed to involve three individuals, including a U.S. citizen, who may have entered the United States. U.S. officials believed the threat was a vehicle laden with explosives. Ah, but if these guys are Binnie boys who jumped the fence in AZ, then it's OK by Mr Rot. Never, ever ask for their papers, or he'll get real mad at you.

Prob. all illegals, says Tecs

When a self-assured empty-headed shithead has the Mercedes...

...this is how discussions go. Meanwhile, the idiots that didn't go to Harvard starve. Nice goin' Tecs. You know how to call 'em.

When you ask if Tecs' BS matters.

Ans: No.

Tipsy Rot climbs into a tree, after a schnapps or five

Move over, Cicero

Pinko crony capitalism

A Pepean specialty.

Texas is the France of the US, and Perry is its de Gaulle

Despite question of eligibility!

These guys are too much! Pinko Limbaugh!

Tecs doesn't believe in unenumerated rights...

...the cops can just do what they want.

Tuesday, September 06, 2011

A little monkey wrench into Rot & Pepe's honeymoon plans for Chamonix and Courmayeur

The cost of a weak country leaving the Euro is significant. Consequences include sovereign default, corporate default, collapse of the banking system and collapse of international trade. We estimate that a weak Euro country leaving the Euro would incur a cost of around EUR9,500 to EUR11,500 per person in the exiting country during the first year. That equates to a range of 40% to 50% of GDP. [..] The economic cost is, in many ways, the least of the concerns investors should have about a break-up. Fragmentation of the Euro would incur political costs. Europe’s “soft power” influence internationally would cease (as the concept of “Europe” as an integrated polity becomes meaningless). It is also worth observing that almost no modern fiat currency monetary unions have broken up without some form of authoritarian or military government, or civil war.

WSJ not impressed

Starting a trade war is a rare policy mistake that Mr. Obama hasn't made, but Mr. Romney claims it is a way to faster growth. [..] His economic aides say this idea comes directly from Mr. Romney himself, which is even less reassuring. Oopsie, daisy.

Counterpoint: Ingraham likes Romney's proposal, Coulter not impressed with Palin, waiting for more RWNs to find out why Rot goes all gooey for Perry.

Rot switches to community organizing

Pepe switches to video game design

Mad Jad Lied, Pepe Died.

So there were homosexuals in the Radiant Islamic Republic, after all? But now, surely, no more? Nasty BlowBack for a Very Conflicted Planet Pepe.
9/11 wishlist
Help 4 the ladies who come to FCP

Pepe's hysterichristianophobia

They've withstood the test of time says Tecs.

Hopey art

Of course, Honecker was not a Stalinist, says Mr Rot

If you lost the Acela cognoscenti, you lost middle America

When a Democratic president loses the op-ed braintrust of The New York Times, the jig is up. I never thought this could happen. What's next? Losing Pepe? Nahh.

VDH reappraises Monica

Mitt "Tecs Krikorian" Romney thinks he's got Perry runnin' askeered!

You was really gonna hit Perry-Rodriguez hard with yo' illegal immigration litmus test, eh?

Sewer guys dance on Tecs' paycheck. roT laughs his ass off.

Genius^2

Genius

When Rot goes to Italy

.. the local economy falls apart. Hey, you're a one-man wrecking ball!

Let's see if El Baradei falls for it again...

Pepe pisses on the party

1/2=3

"Barack Obama promised to cut the deficit in half, and instead he turned around and he tripled it," Palin said. Duh.

Monday, September 05, 2011

Is Racism Racist When Done Under the Banner of Planet Pepe? Of course not.

Gingrich of the left

Chauncey Gardiner.

Gingrich with tits

Told you.

Musta been the OJ that came with the beef

Tecs says deport them all!

If you don't got the piece of paper from Uncle Sam, Tecs don't want no burgah from you!
Incidentally, this is about the stupidest post I have seen on NRO.

Pinko fatwa

Civility, redefined. No Sister Souljah moment. Oh no.

Simpleton Hitch not buying in to the chickens coming home...

(The two ways of thinking, one of them ostensibly "left" and the other "right," are in fact more or less identical.)

Eternal adolescence and the Nanny State

REGURGE for Pepe. He has some views that you might find thought-provoking.

Pepe's Christianophobia, part DCCXXXIV

Man, oh, man. Any reference to the Bible (or to St Augustine, for that matter) makes Pepe's hair stand on end.

A great job

The new Pepean Party Line in a nutshell: If would be one thing if Obama were failing because he was too close to party orthodoxy. Yet his failures have come precisely because Obama has not listened to Democratic Party voters. He continued idiotic wars, bailed out banks, ignored luminaries like Paul Krugman, and generally did whatever he could to repudiate the New Deal. Right. It's all making sense now.

Mingling with the stinking peasants, reeking with the stench of mildew

What happens when Pepe spends too much time with Kayla

Another Triumph for Planet Pepe

"Each Day, in Every Way, Things Get More and More Euro" from the Little Bleu Book of Dr. Pepegloss.

Rorsach back with a vengeance

Joys of burkha

Pepe's minions heckle the Ode to Joy in London, and a concert in Amsterdam. Way to go, Pepe.

Tecs gets back to teaching batty stuff

Sunday, September 04, 2011

Is Racism Racist When Done Under the Banner of PLanet Pepe?

Nah...Those African migrants need to ask themselves "Why does Pepe hate us so?"

Out on a limb

Dowd more fun to read than Pepe

And why is the White House so cocky about Obama as a TV draw against quick-draw Rick Perry? As James Carville acerbically noted, given a choice between watching an Obama speech and a G.O.P. debate, “I’d watch the debate, and I’m not even a Republican.” Duhh. Only Pepe will be glued to his TV set, watching with bated breath yet another speech.

The lord speaketh

How long till we hear from the Tea B/Gagging luminaries that this is a clear sign of the good lord's disapproval of the Southern Decadence Festival ?

Stimulus money hard at work

The payment of federal funds through this tax benefit appears to provide an additional incentive for aliens to enter, reside and work in the United States without authorization. Ulululululu, says Rot.

Saturday, September 03, 2011

Rot deeply, deeply conflicted

REGURGE for an update on the Rot vs Rot saga. But also, to let Mr Rot tie himself up in knots with evasive non-sequiturs.

Soylent Green jobs

Spain admits that the green economy sold to Obama is a ruin. It's all Zapatera's fault!!!

There was a multiplier effect. But the multiplication factor was 0.

The 0-zone.

Armed incursions across the border are OK with Mr Rot

.. as long as they are done in the PC direction.

If I’ve lost Robert Redford, I’ve lost Middle Pepea

Modified limited hangout

y=y.

Or maybe they'll find Pepe's nose in there?

Peasants Piss on da President of Planet Pepe

Those Redneck Stinkers... just no proper Versaillean couth.