Hey, JJ -- you like flying BA through London, dontcha? Next time you do that, don't worry, your buddy Putin has you covered. You won't need to buy lightbulbs, ever.
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Glowing in the dark
Hey, JJ -- you like flying BA through London, dontcha? Next time you do that, don't worry, your buddy Putin has you covered. You won't need to buy lightbulbs, ever.
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Putin plays with a little nuclear material, and sends it into Great Britain. I'd think Scotland Yard — or the English people — would be a bit more upset by this than they are. Is everyone over there walking around in a post-1984 world?
Yes, MFT, they are. The British Empire may be lost into History, and Britain itself falling close behind, but Phlegm, viscous coruspactic phlegm, yet spools out in that blighted Silver Isle
AA: "Yes" England is a bit more upset with Putin and Co. than I think they are? Or "Yes," Queen and Country are walking around in an Orwellian stupor?
I'm thinking the latter.
The latter, Yes. Where is Bond, James Bond, when he is so obviously needed?
James Bond was a womanizer, AA, and the Dept. of Women's Studies have done away with him. Bond was also a fan of the martini — shaken, not stirred — and Mothers Against Drunk Driving did away with him. Bond was a master with firearms, but alas: people don't kill people, guns kill people. So said the lobby, and they did away with him. The Humanitarian Rights Lobby put enought leverage on the U.N., and the Queen did away with his international license to kill. Now we're living in a safer world...
A brave new world, indeed.
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