Monday, December 31, 2007

Eighty-six Rules of Boozing...


#6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

#18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

#19. If you don't have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

#20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

#56. Screaming, “Someone buy me a drink!” has never worked.

#72. Never argue your tab at the end of the night. Remember, you're hammered and they’re sober. It's akin to a precocious five-year-old arguing the super-string theory with a physicist. 99.9% of the time you're wrong and either way you're going to come off as a jackass.

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