Sunday, August 21, 2011

The Van Jones economy

Green jobs are the Democratic equivalent of Tree of Life Medicare; they scratch every itch of every important segment of the base and if they actually existed they would be an excellent policy choice. But since they are no more available to solve our jobs problem than the Tree of Life stands ready to make health care affordable, a green jobs policy boils down to a promise to feed the masses on tasty unicorn ribs from the Great Invisible Unicorn Herd that only the greens can see.

1 comment:

Arelcao Akleos said...

Unicorn ribs are said to be most delicious. Just the thought of them awaiting in that tantalizing future should be enough to keep a Peasant a year or two satisfied with his gruel.