Saturday, June 30, 2012

Obamakles Knows Why it's a National Emergency



Tecumseh said...

Too long for me. What's the scoop, man?

Tecumseh said...

More to the point:

Michael Carvin, who argued against Obamacare before the Supreme Court, noted dryly, "I'm glad he rewrote the statute instead of the Constitution."
Carvin's summary of the Supreme Court's ruling was on target: "What the Obama Administration… thought they were doing was completely unconstitutional; what they lied to the American people about was constitutional.… Unfortunately they got away with that bait-and-switch. A fraud has been perpetrated on the American citizenry."


Tecumseh said...

Interview with Ingraham.

Arelcao Akleos said...

Tecumseh said..."Too long for me. What's the scoop man?"

AA responded:.."You da wuss"

Here is the abridged, edited, cut, decimated, shredded into easy little bites, as gentle as kids aspirin, Tecs friendly version:

"Letter--Russian Highly Enriched Uranium

June 25, 2012

Dear Mr. Speaker: (Dear Mr. President:)

I have exercised my authority to declare a national emergency to deal with the threat posed to the United States by the risk of nuclear proliferation

In the Executive Order I have issued today, I find that the risk of nuclear proliferation created by the accumulation in the Russian Federation of a large volume of weapons-usable fissile material continues to constitute an unusual and extraordinary threat to the national security and foreign policy of the United States.

I address this threat and continue blocking all property and interests in property of the Government of the Russian Federation directly related to the implementation of the HEU Agreements.

The HEU Agreement provides for 500 metric tons of HEU to be converted to LEU over a 20-year period. This is the equivalent of 20,000 nuclear warheads.

The HEU Agreements provide for the Russian Federation to receive money and uranium hexafluoride in payment for each shipment of LEU converted from the Russian nuclear weapons.

Payments made to the Russian Federation pursuant to the HEU Agreements are integral to the operation of this key national security program. Uncertainty surrounding litigation and the possible attachment, garnishment, or other judicial process that could impede these payments could lead to a long term suspension of the HEU Agreements, which creates the risk of nuclear proliferation.

I am enclosing a copy of the Executive Order I have issued.



Arelcao Akleos said...

If that is still too much for Tecumseh, here's the AA version:

"We pay Russkies money and give carte blanche to their american based enterprises so that they do not let bad people get their nukular goodies.

Yanks sometimes get jobbed by Russkies, and seek legal or economic redress.

This upsets our Russkie friends. No money for them, they no likey. Which mean bad people get nukular goodies. Which meen Obama go boom boom.

Obama no likey going boom boom. So Obama declare National Emergency to stop Yanks from seeking legal or economic redress when they get jobbed by Russkies.

Russkies happy. Obama happy. Yanks can go get boom boomed."

Another bedtime story from your lovin Big Bro in DC

Tecumseh said...

So what's the bottom line? How come Yanks always get boom-boomed? Gringos estupidos, or what?

Arelcao Akleos said...

Boom-booming da Yanks is to Planet Pepe what feeding Christers to the Lions was to Nero: an addictive pleasure never to deny oneself.