Thursday, September 06, 2012

Tecs will go batshit-ballistic and forcefully advocate a return to the good old days, in which campaign stump speeches were attended by audiences with laptops, green visors, and sharp pencils.

12 comments:

Tecumseh said...

Where is the "IT'S ALL TECS' FAULT!!!" label?

Tecumseh said...

Mr Rot tut-tuts at this message.

Mr roT said...

Tecumseh said...
Where is the "IT'S ALL TECS' FAULT!!!" label?


Look under the post and get your green visor and eyeglasses on, Prof. Alz.

Mr roT said...

Mr Rot tut-tuts at this message.
Goddamned right I do. Allen West wants to put us all back in chains...

Tecumseh said...

I don't see no label. And stop complaining about my grammar!

Tecumseh said...

Ah, you put in the label I suggested, now. Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky.

Mr roT said...

Tecs' statements are lies, wrapped in mysteries, inside enigmata.
It's no use praying that he'll ever pay his debts, and that's why he should go back to Russia.

Tecumseh said...

Hey, Mr Rot, are you trying to riff off a quote from Sir Wiston, without attribution? Tsk, tsk, tsk, Nothing can pass by me.

Mr roT said...

(Enter Inspector Dim.)

Dim: Not so fast!

Prisoner: Why not?

Dim: (momentarily thrown) None of your smart answers ... you think you're so clever. Well, I'm Dim.

(A caption appears on the screen 'DIM OF THE YARD')

Everyone: (in unison) Dim! Consternation! Uproar!

Dim: Yes, and I've a few questions I'd like to ask Cardinal so-called Richelieu.

Cardinal: Bonjour Monsieur Dim.

Dim: So-called Cardinal, I put it to you that you died in December 1642.

Cardinal: That is correct.

Dim: Ah ha! He fell for my little trap.

(Court applauds and the Cardinal looks dismayed.)

Cardinal: Curse you Inspector Dim. You are too clever for us naughty people.

Tecumseh said...

Hey, Mr Rot, did you ask for an incomplete in that CD class?

Mr roT said...

Sununu sounds like Steyn: "They struggled for almost an hour with three votes, trying to put God into their platform. If you’ve ever seen a demonstration of an Obama-led incompetency, it was on that floor yesterday. This crowd can’t run a one-car funeral, they can’t manage a lemonade stand and they certainly screwed up the presidency," he said.
Of course, we have Mitt because Tecs was pulling for him from the beginning and thinks Sununu too redneck to run Massachusetts.

Tecumseh said...

Sununu is getting better with age. Of course, he did one huge boo-boo in his life: he told Bus Père to nominate Souter to the Supreme Court. I guess he's trying now to rehabilitate himself. He's got good at it.