Monday, October 17, 2011

Does Massachusetts have hicks? You betcha.

They just don't vote for the Rotter candidate.

Scrabbling to Find that G-Spot

Between The Pepe and The Charly There Lies But a Shadow

Jonah likes that clarity thing, eh?

Bottom story of the day

I pledge allegiance to the bandera

Why not recite the following, if you want to practice your Spanish: Yo prometo lealtad a la bandera de los Estados Unidos de América y a la república que representa, una nación bajo Dios, entera, con libertad y justicia para todos. Just askin'.

Who can make girls swoon?

As voters begin to focus on Obama’s opponent, which candidate’s style might be most appealing? Both are good-looking politicians — Romney skewing more Ralph Lauren, Perry the traditional Marlboro Man. [..] There was a moment, however, in last week’s debate that, to me, indicated that Romney could have the edge with women in the long run. During the candidate question-and-answer session, while most of the others unsuccessfully tried to ding Romney, the former governor of Massachusetts took his question to Michele Bachmann. At a table full of men, Romney, very politely, very charmingly, asked for a woman’s input. And, even more important, he listened intently, without a hint of condescension, while she answered his question. In other words, he treated an attractive and articulate woman like an equal.

Powww!!! Rot's mind explodes! Romney/Bachmann in 2012 anyone?

Molotov-Ribbentrop lives!

More. Ulululululu, says Charly. I can feel it in my bones.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

When The Grey Wolf Made His Great Escape..

.....to Peron, Hero of Planet Pepe, he did go.

Ha, Take That, you stinking little Boys from Brazil. Muy macho gauchos got your Papa, and you just got Herr Doktor Mengele.

Neatly coinciding with a Hollywood flick, and just in time to declare it all Bush's Fault.

DeVoorhies VII, and the Other Occupy Oppressed

Versaillistes, in their Roman numerals, are the Wretched of the Earth, bien sur.

roT says the GOP is a joke this year. Next!

Another fucktard out, but they have plenty more.

Headachy heroine finds another round of

bullshit - buyers. Bullshit is a seller's market now. A spontaneous accretion of garbage.
This is the biggest lost chance that conservatives ever had. "We"ll win by putting up a Manchurian Conservative. What a disaster.

Dead Copts Good, Deader Copts Pepe-ier

The Killing of the Christians may not quite be as much pound for pound fun [on Planet Pepe] as the Gunning of the Jews, but then there are so many more pounds of fun available.

Related:
Copt, Go Home!
Obamakles Knows its SBJ's fault

The roots of Pepeanism

The Hidden Hand Hides No More

This Republic is dying, and the Czars of Planet Pepe are on the hunt for Demosthenes.

Chicago, of course, long ago thought of this.

Why Planet Pepe Bows 'n Scrapes to Mecca

It's one Big Fat Obedient Wife Club.

Democrat thuggery predictions come true!

And on-cue we have two national parties headed by Nancy Pelosi.

Steyn not too optimistic

this is not decline, but a swift devastating downward slide, far beyond what post-war Britain and Europe saw and closer to Peronist Argentina on a Roman scale.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Occupying Planet Pepe

Interesting

The Accelerated Life.......

Strange, and sad.

"Sibyl, Sibyl, what do you wish?" To which she would faintly reply, "I wish to die."

Confirmed: cell phones are shitty

Chicago ain't paying the bills no more

Shocka! Of course, they'll keep diggin' into the hole they are in, no matter what. It's a theorem.

Defeat Takes a Shape

ObamaRomney Goreball warming

Obamakles: King of Ruin

Call it "wot", or "woim", or "woteous", call it Carlito, Obamakles has brought total triumph to the enemies of our republic and the West [whether these swill champagne in Versailles or bugger madrassah boys for their amusements].
You gotta admit, as the Manchurian candidate he's been perfect. Maybe he does have that 160 IQ Chris Mathewws keeps sputtering about while orgasming to the Baracky tingle in his leg.

Rot back in Rome, starts roasting Renaults

Let's ban Columbus Day and Thanksgiving, says Pepe

Also Halloween, while at it. Since Scottie thinks this is not a good idea, Rot jumps on the bandwagon. And bans the stars and stripes, for good measure.

If you think the immigrant guy who owns the convenience store should pay for your interpretive dance studies, #YouMightBeAFleabagger

When David Brooks criticizes you for being a weenie, you've stooped rather low

Of course, Mr Rot thinks this amounts to being "brutalized". True-blue Yanks, on the other hand, are a hardier breed.

Al Quds in Corpus Christi

Don't worry, be happy, says Rot. Rick Perry is on the case. Sharp as a tack.

Of course, Mr Rot also assures us that the drug cartels don't bother Texas, all is honky-dory having an open border. Any opinion to the contrary is downright mean and heartless.

Shark in the (12th) hole

999 and the Constitution

About the same as Obamacare and the Constitution: as far as I can tell, there is no enumerated Federal power to impose a national sales tax, or a value added tax. And the 10th Amendment says, in toto: The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people. So then, where would the authority of the Fed to impose a sales tax come from? The Commerce Clause? But that's what ObamaCare tries to do, and that's precisely what will be adjudicated by the Supreme Court next year. Do we want to undercut that challenge? On what grounds?

Imitation is the finest form of flattery

Bottom story of the day: the MSM doesn't like the Palin/Gingrich/Bachmann/Perry "drill, baby, drill" plan. I mean, duh.

The Joy of Sex, updated

Satire is not covered by the First Amendment, says Rot

.. while he kicks butt.

Friday, October 14, 2011

Gotham City, Where The Joker Rulz

Perry's Solyndra problem

Kimberley Strassel joins Mr Rot's ever-expanding shit list: It used to be that Republican governors competed for business by lowering taxes and regulations. Then some genius worked out that it was easier to flat-out bribe companies to relocate by offering cold, hard taxpayer cash. And with green energy all the rage, a lot of state tax dollars started flowing to Solyndra-like ventures. Mr. Perry did all this on a grand scale, convincing his legislature to create two investment funds, one being the Emerging Technology Fund, which has acted as state venture capitalist to more than a hundred firms, including green companies.

A diabolical Mitt Romney plot, says Mr Rot

The meds, Pepe, the meds!

Break ist verboten

No, but he'll discredit the GOP

Obamacare tits up

James Joyce would've missed that one

Romney's way of looking like a real GOPer is to buy one

Doomed. We're doomed if this weird metro is the only surviving "conservative," and I told you guys all along that he was a fake. Good news is that he can pay for his own hair gel.
More conservative cred and the new philosophical coherence.
REGURGE for Rush who has had enough of the ideological lessons coming from Mitt's wusses in Brooks Bros.

Pinko psycho-babble

Perry babes are hot!

I'm trying to cheer up Mr Rot, who is in a rotten mood, due to his boy being such a bumbling nincompoop.

Pat Buchanan goes full hog Splenglerian

The judge ordered Tecs to be reliable, non-disruptive and serve at least four hours at a time.

Elder Pappy 's buddies send in another bag of pocket change.

The New Moderate GOP

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Let's have Romney and Huntsman on the ticket

.. just to see Herr Rot's head go supernova...

Evil Cartagenan Footballer In the Pepean Holy Land

The sick bad bastard. Planet Pepe is merciful for letting him keep his noggin'.

Ultimate RINO turncoat remembers the good ole days

[Chafee] and McCain were the only two Republican senators who voted against the Bush tax cuts in 2001 and that the Arizona senator “was good on climate change, he was good on drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. And I heard George Pataki, who was a three-term governor of New York, and was good on immigration... Of course, "good" in this context means "Rotter-like".

Rot gets all huffy about ethics

.. and all whiny about being "brutalized". What's next? Complaining about Coanda tilting the pinball machine? Hey, this ain't a bag of beans!

Tolerable feminists

How do you get them to shut up though?

Deport, says Tecs.

Takeaway: Obama is so horrible that he's about even with Romney.

Tecs maintaining a stunned silence.

New, improved label for thrashing Tecs!

A = ¬A

O Canada, the Land of the Free

Rot strikes out looking

Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger!

At last! All the synapses in Mr Rot's brain fired in a straight line!!