Sunday, November 05, 2006

A Dilemma

18 comments:

My Frontier Thesis said...

Angelina Jolie is an überwhore. ...only America can create such things.

No, I don't find her attractive in the least. Puke.

Mr roT said...

I disagree with you so much I am putting up a photo.

Tecumseh said...

While at it, anyone can tell me whether she had some kind of surgery on her lips? In one pic I saw they looked all tumefied, more like fish lips.

Tecumseh said...

A relevant pic. And some related speculation.

My Frontier Thesis said...

I'm not one to get on the "Why the World Hates America" bandwagon, but I can tell you that the Jolies and Madonnas of America are a legitimate grip. Like Borat says, "In my country, we put people like that in a circus."

JJ, I'm totally cool with you liking circus whores, even by Kazak standards. That's fine by me. I won't judge.

AI, thanks for the speculative websites. They've been forwarded to the appropriate friends.

My Frontier Thesis said...

Also: thanks JJ for providing even more empirical evidence to the überwhoredness of Jolie.

Where are the Kazak elephants and clowns!?!

Mr roT said...

you go see Borat, mft?

My Frontier Thesis said...

No, I haven't seen Borat yet. I'll probably rent the damned thing when it hits DVD. Some of the stuff is comical.

Is the Borat actor Jewish? Does anyone know?

Arelcao Akleos said...

Well, Madonna certainly is whorish, and near 50, and Angelina Jolie inhabits her body like Tiberius inhabited his Island of Grottos, but I must admit that each, in her own time and way, possessed/possesses very basic powers of attraction.

Mr roT said...

Yes, Sasha Baron Cohen is Jewish.

Tecumseh said...

By the way, how come her name is not Angelina Voigt?

Arelcao Akleos said...

Because Papa passed the buck.

Arelcao Akleos said...

Sasha Baron Cohen is Russian Royal Rabbinical Jewish. Can't get much more Jewish than that. Has anybody seen the flick yet?

My Frontier Thesis said...

I've only seen excerpts on YouTube: "Very nice!"

Mr roT said...

In Cambridge at decent showing times it's sold out.

My Frontier Thesis said...

Yeah, I just scrolled down past the Jolie pic again: total ho-bag.

Tecumseh said...

What is she drinking? Can't be Arrogant Bastard, can't be Molson.

My Frontier Thesis said...

Probably a bottle of McAdam's Canukistan whiskey. You can get 1.75litres of the stuff for about 12 bucks. It's huge in the circus.