Sunday, August 05, 2007

Zingers

Rudy: "In four debates, not a single Democrat said the word, 'Islamic terrorists'."

Romney: "I mean, he's gone from Jane Fonda to Dr. Strangelove in one week."

Hey, this guys are getting better than us when we pick on Pepe! We gotta get more creative to stay ahead of the curve.
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Arelcao Akleos said...

You're right, AI, our zingers have lost their zest and zip. At this point we, at best, lie in that big lug of nothing but normal betwixt -1 and 1 st. dev.'s
If only we could get a Pepe Le Deux to give fire to Pepe's point, and napalm to our counterpoint....But it seems all his erstwhile komrads are bunkered down 'neath the Kos

8/05/2007 11:30 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...

Maybe we can get Mikey to be One of Us?

8/05/2007 11:31 PM
Pepe le Pew said...

Just come home," countered Texas Rep. Ron Paul, the lone dissenter on a debate stage when it came to Iraq. He said there had never been a good reason to go to war in the first place.
"Has he forgotten about 9/11?" interjected former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney.

You got it, Mitt: It was all saddam's fault, and last we checked, the garden of eden was still in missouri.

8/05/2007 11:37 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...

D-day, 1944. As news came in of the hysterical assault upon the sacred French soil of Normandy, by the crusader hordes of the Neocon-Churchill-Rosenfeld Cabal, Rage Boy sprung to his mike. Broadcasting out of his command post in Versailles, Rage Boy eloquently lambasted the JooBoo West with the now famous "You got it, Winston: It was all petain's fault, and last we checked, the garden of eden was still in northumberland".
Why, if not for the populations moved to action by those stirring words, the NCR Cabal might have won and the glory of Vichy be lost to the world.

8/05/2007 11:58 PM
Pepe le Pew said...

comparing the 3rd reich with saddam & his declawed army of water-pistol carrying boy-scouts? So it goes with the us that they attack the weakest nations on earth which in turn leads to endless bouts on chest-beating. You do know everyone else is mocking you, don't you ?

8/07/2007 10:49 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...

Ah, back to the "weakest nations on earth" riff. Before you had reserved it for Afghanistan, remember? Yeah, that line how it was so so unfair for the big bad Ricains to put an end to Al Qaeda in Afghanistan because, after all, the Taliban was not sufficiently well armed to clobber and kill Ricains in the numbers that would satisfy you. And at that time you had not yet extended that "thought" to the case of Iraq, your support for Saddam being more honestly Chiracian.
But, as ever, PP expands, and now you lump in Saddam's Iraq & the Taliban's Aghanistan together in the same "Pobresitos" bag.
The Mocking Bird may fly on the banner of Planet Pepe, but its message is a self-reflective one, Vichy.

8/13/2007 2:16 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...

Perfect, Saddams' butchers are Boy Scouts to the Lord of PP. Drink from their "water pistols", Vichy, if you dare.

8/13/2007 2:18 PM

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