AA is not at War, in any conventional sense. AA has become a Happy Hempin Hippie Hombre. AA has left Canuckia and shall return to that Faux North Dakota no more forever. AA is seriously considering dwelling in the Land of Kerry & Teddy, and toiling for the Jihadi Ladies who now run all the Au Bon Pain throughout the Greater Boston dhimmimonde. They say that AA has left the reservation, that now he lives among his people like a Dog. They say his methods have become unsound. They be right. The Loonies must hold back the freecounterpointing Yankee hordes without my help, the sorry bastards.
AI, have you seen the bad comedy, Canadian Bacon, starring John Candy?
Excerpt: The US economy is in a rut, and so is the president's approval rating. What we need is a good war, but the Russians aren't interested. Hey -- how about that big polite country to the north? Niagara Fall Sheriff Bud B. Boomer takes this all a bit too seriously, though.
Ah, but we still need all those Alberta and PEI patate to make side-dishes for Au Bon Pain sandwiches, or Redbones T-steaks. For that matter, we still need Idaho and the Dakotas to feed the ample girth of Terddy, and provide the substratum on which to pour Kerry's ketchup.
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Does this mean we go to war with Canada and AA now?
Aux armes, citoyens! Formez les bataillons. Marchons, marchons,...
AA is not at War, in any conventional sense. AA has become a Happy Hempin Hippie Hombre. AA has left Canuckia and shall return to that Faux North Dakota no more forever. AA is seriously considering dwelling in the Land of Kerry & Teddy, and toiling for the Jihadi Ladies who now run all the Au Bon Pain throughout the Greater Boston dhimmimonde.
They say that AA has left the reservation, that now he lives among his people like a Dog. They say his methods have become unsound. They be right.
The Loonies must hold back the freecounterpointing Yankee hordes without my help, the sorry bastards.
So does this mean AA goes to war with us against Canada now?
AI, have you seen the bad comedy, Canadian Bacon, starring John Candy?
Excerpt: The US economy is in a rut, and so is the president's approval rating. What we need is a good war, but the Russians aren't interested. Hey -- how about that big polite country to the north? Niagara Fall Sheriff Bud B. Boomer takes this all a bit too seriously, though.
Ah, but we still need all those Alberta and PEI patate to make side-dishes for Au Bon Pain sandwiches, or Redbones T-steaks. For that matter, we still need Idaho and the Dakotas to feed the ample girth of Terddy, and provide the substratum on which to pour Kerry's ketchup.
Dakota will gladly continue providing spuds for Teddy and Co. to sop up the booze, and to sop up the ketchup of Kerry.
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