Thursday, May 01, 2008

Buy a new SUV guys!

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6 comments:

My Frontier Thesis said...

Warming or not, I don't even own an SUV to begin with. Too bulky and big for my needs. The Ford Excursion just doesn't seem practical, and it is absurdly hilarious to continuously see one individual step out of said SUV at the gas pump... then I think of my bro-in-law currently on his second tour in Iraq. As our dependency on OPEC increases, I think we, Americans, need to do a better job of conveying 18th-century Enlightenment/Infidel principles to the world as a whole.

5/01/2008 11:02 PM
Mr roT said...

MFT, I generally agree with you, but I am back in TX for the first time in forever and one thing is a wonderful sight not to be seen in yankeefuckland: A tall gorgeous blonde with shitkicker boots, wranglers, and a dirty John Deere green cap climbing with that sweet wranglered ass out of a tall pickup large enough to hold a hundred of her in the front seat.

Add a couple shotguns in a rack and I need to take a shower.

5/01/2008 11:23 PM
Tecumseh said...

Make it cold. Real cold.

5/02/2008 1:37 AM
Tecumseh said...

How about this NYC girl? She from TX?

5/02/2008 10:46 AM
Mr roT said...

Not bad. No truck though.

5/02/2008 12:14 PM
My Frontier Thesis said...

...but this reads as a better hang out.

5/02/2008 11:35 PM

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