freecounterpoint: day in america

Sunday, November 05, 2006

if not, this should

Tecumseh said...: The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path. [...] Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.

This is weird.; 11/05/2006 4:44 PM
Mr roT said...: Technically then it was an assawl.; 11/05/2006 4:46 PM
Tecumseh said...: More here. Sounds like your random Berkeley wino to me.

Question: Why call the firemen? Are they better at extracting awls from cavities than policemen? Looks like Sheehan is the expert at that.; 11/05/2006 4:50 PM
Mr roT said...: Alberta seems more fun, AA.; 11/05/2006 5:23 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...: In Alberta, if they don't have fun now they sure as hell ain't gonna have it in January.
Have to admire the discretion of the police. If, in Chicago, the uniformed forces of law and order came across two pagans intimately worshipping Gaia the subsequent fun would have been all Koppers all the Way.; 11/05/2006 5:51 PM
Mr roT said...: The cops in Chi-town went to academy in the Big Easy?; 11/05/2006 5:58 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...: Nah, but in their Academy the motto engraved on the front gate is "It is Good to be Cop"; 11/05/2006 6:20 PM
My Frontier Thesis said...: This guy's invisibility suit must've not had enough battery power.; 11/05/2006 6:30 PM
Mr roT said...: That when the steaming log dropped?; 11/05/2006 11:45 PM