Thursday, November 02, 2006

an early christmas tale

this story is up there with royals fornicating with commoners and slutty drunken bush twins.

15 comments:

The Darkroom said...

"I did not have a homosexual relationship with a man in Denver"

and I never dissed the administration in Topeka, KS

Tecumseh said...

Sounds like Billy Boy. Of course, if it was him, there would be no story, all is accepted or shoved under the rug if one signs up with the Dems/Left/MSM alliance.

Tecumseh said...

Uh, oh.

The Darkroom said...
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Mr roT said...

Haggard already admitted some "indiscretions", no?

Tecumseh said...

Curiouser and curiouser. Anybody left standing at the end of this campaign season?

Arelcao Akleos said...

So Haggard is admitting to drugs, but saying No to Bunda Boying? And the accuser therefore meets a lie detector and goes down flaming? No wonder Pepe says "damn".

Mr roT said...

'damn' is Pepean for 'praise the Lord!'

The Darkroom said...

pwaise da lawd !

The Darkroom said...

ho ho ho

The evangelical leader has admitted that he bought methamphetamine and received a massage from the man. But Haggard, who has been an outspoken opponent of gay marriage, denied having sex with him.
The hypocrisy of the evangelicals condensed in two sentences.

Arelcao Akleos said...

Hmmm, massage boy fails lie detector when claiming more than massage. So we get meth and massage. Sounds like Haggardito is simply honestly enjoying the full cultural opportunities Metairie has to offer. Why, Charlestreeto Pepe, you lookin'down on your working class confreres?

The Darkroom said...

he didn't smoke the met, didn't fuck the trick. I remember clinton didn't swallow either.

Seeing the social ultraconservatives' leaders dragging themselves in this mud is truly a delightful sight.

My Frontier Thesis said...

Pepe if you're gonna talk about the drunk slutty Bush twins, you better have pictures ready.

Arelcao Akleos said...

Bill didn't Fuck the Trick?? You wanna bet? As for Meth, that is too Metairie rednecky for "I Wish I Had Been Born Blue Blood Bill". You wanna wager on his trying some fine line of white powder in the height of Hollywood Fashion? As for what has been in his mouth, there is indeed no evidence Bill is a Multi-Team Player, but as a Proud Liberal are you not supposed to refrain from seeing that as a positive on his part? Surely what's good for the Studd is fine for the Foley? Or, if you prefer, what's fair for the Episopalian ArchBishop ain't Foul for New Church Rev? Gauche dang it.

Mr roT said...

Exactly Clinton. 'I never had sex with that woman' and 'but I didn't inhale'.
Oop. But he was the president, not some random Jesusfreak with a big bank account a la Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart...