freecounterpoint: Give me a Jolie Ho over Bri Anytime

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Give me a Jolie Ho over Bri Anytime

11 comments:

My Frontier Thesis said...: Both are ho-bags, JJ. Again: Hollywood creates, the world accepts, and "beauty" is bastardized yet again.; 11/12/2006 4:05 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...: Could be worse, they could be offering Lily Tomlin or Barbra Streisand as the Ideal of Beauty.; 11/12/2006 5:02 PM
My Frontier Thesis said...: In many ways, AA, they are. We can all puke now. And again.; 11/12/2006 5:07 PM
Mr roT said...: MFT, you sound like bin Laden. There any Hindu Kush up in NDak for you to hide out in or is it a flight to Ida-Ho that's in your future?; 11/12/2006 5:53 PM
My Frontier Thesis said...: Good job at reductionism, JJ. I think you're just trying to wrile things up, which I can appreciate -- it's always fun to take stabs at provincial Dakotans; at least Bernard DeVoto understood that concept.

Still, you're a slave to Hollywood Whoredom. Anyhow, here's my elucidation:

Britney Spears in a tanning bed for three weeks, a little glossy red vinyl suit, some bleach for her hair, and the Men of the World — including that pussy bin laden — have a boner for a week. Nope: it's just not doin' it for me. No matter how many times that little whore pulsates her pelvis.

The met-art.com site that AI suggested with his Dubai pic, now there's some beauty. Remember: I also liked your Sicilian beauty a little bit ago, so I don't want a bunch of whinning about how I don't like your taste in women. Your infatuation with Jolie — in that you keep bringing it up — is, well... you just keep on, JJ. Whatever makes you feel feeling.

I'd rather raise a glad eyebrow to the provincial beauty of the world (see above met-art.com site) than continue this pseudo-jackoff to Hollywood Whoredom (see Britney Spears and Co.).

Why do you insist on this stuff, JJ? You're going to homogenize the world with a Jolie/Britney Stamp of Beauty Approval. Then I'll have to write the new Decline and Fall, and to be honest, I just don't have the time for such a multi-volume project right now.; 11/12/2006 6:09 PM
My Frontier Thesis said...: Addendum: this provincial Dakotan sends a request to Emperor JJ that met-art.com be added to the "Other Stuff" column.; 11/12/2006 6:17 PM
Tecumseh said...: MFT: Good to hear you appreciated that link. OK, I took the bull by the horn, and added the link you requested to the sidebar.; 11/12/2006 6:41 PM
Mr roT said...: That's a vulvaporn site, perverts! This is a political blog. Now Foley is watching us hoping for enormous clitorides.; 11/12/2006 7:01 PM
My Frontier Thesis said...: Wasn't Foley in it for the young male interns? Besides, JJ, you didn't read the disclaimer: no babes under 18 were photographed.; 11/12/2006 7:20 PM
My Frontier Thesis said...: This is a political blog.

"Tasteful women posing nude is an extension of the political arm."
~MFT, 2006; 11/12/2006 7:21 PM
Mr roT said...: As long as it's not a distension of the political arse!; 11/12/2006 7:24 PM

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