Life in Tx

Jurors this year deliberated less than five minutes before returning guilty verdicts against the first two defendants (...) Mineola, about 80 miles east of Dallas, is a close-knit, conservative bean-processing town of with more than 30 churches. Residents there want to put the scandal behind them as quickly as possible.

When it comes to putting things quickly behind, five minutes isn't bad.

30 churches for a population of 4,550. Now that's what I call an upstanding child-fucking community.