Sunday, October 05, 2008

A fantastic idea for conservatives

10 comments:

Arelcao Akleos said...

As a Leftist, can you tell us if it worked with sheep?

Tecumseh said...

I'm missing something -- why putting a "condom" on the chest of the goat prevents him from porking the sheep? We need a commuting diagram explanation.

Arelcao Akleos said...

Hmmm, if we can believe the visual evidence, and the piss poor set up of the theory in the article, the "condom" is actually a physical obstacle designed to make mounting so uncomfortable, for both, that the goats give up trying to. In that sense it is closer to a 'chastity belt" than to a "condom".
So, you see AI, it prevents their commuting their diaphragms.

Arelcao Akleos said...

Ok, I apologize for that one.

Tecumseh said...

A plausible explanation, but I still fail to see how that puny bag on the chest can be a real obstacle for a determined, energized goat, when he sees the sheep of his dreams. Can't he try to emulate the missionaries, if all else fails? I'm still scratching my goatee.

Mr roT said...

Don't goats do it a la missionary?

Tecumseh said...

Where are the mountain goats, JJ?

Mr roT said...

You seem to know something about their energy, AI, and you've done some alone time in the Alps too, I have heard...

Tecumseh said...

Yep, I saw them mountain goats in various mountain ranges of Europe. But they don't bother me, and I don't bother them.

My Frontier Thesis said...

There's a Montana joke in here somewhere.