Tuesday, June 30, 2009

ulululu

Role model for Planet Pepe

More.

Who says swimming's not a spectator sport?

A fantastic Apocalypse Now paraquote

Honduras and Obama -- analysis

Ralph Peters, the ump of justice

REGURGED

Osama bin Jefferson

Got it.

The Algore shower

Pinko nirvana in all its limp glory.

A knack that Obama has

Vrag naroda

Running a campaign disguised as promoting change for the people and true direct participation of the masses, he started to promote this project with all his executive might. The judicial branch deemed this project illegal, as did our electoral tribunal and the Attorney General's Office. Nonetheless, these institutions started to be portrayed as part of the groups of power that were afraid of change, tyrants opposed to the people of our country, who did not want people to express themselves. Whatever person or institution went against his project was also an enemy of the people.

But of course. As always, Planet Pepe goes by the book.

Day at the office in pinko paradise

Aahhh, the Russians

Pepe gets tenure

Monday, June 29, 2009

“Putrescible” or “Non-Putrescible”? asks roT

The most honest, most open, and most ethical Congress in history

Pepe wears rubbers

Hero of Planet Pepe

The Supreme Court ruled his referendum unconstitutional, and it instructed the military not to carry out the logistics of the vote as it normally would do. The top military commander, Gen. Romeo Vásquez Velásquez, told the president that he would have to comply. Mr. Zelaya promptly fired him. The Supreme Court ordered him reinstated. Mr. Zelaya refused. Calculating that some critical mass of Hondurans would take his side, the president decided he would run the referendum himself. So on Thursday he led a mob that broke into the military installation where the ballots from Venezuela were being stored and then had his supporters distribute them in defiance of the Supreme Court's order.

The Obamacles Imperator post to end all Obamacles Imperator posts

Obama has trouble readin' that messkin stuff

Leaders from Hugo Chavez to Barack Obama...

Well, now that's the whole gamut, huh?

Fruity thinker has a sense-implosion.

O J Ahmadinejad

C'mon Pepe! See if you can get on the right side of this one. Try. Try. It's a 50-50. You've got a chance.

We're the aggressors we've been waiting for!

A lesson for woowoo pinko crystal worshipping idiots. How's that unclenching deal going?

Guilty of treason!

Used to be, pinkos declared dissent (no matter how rabid) the ne plus ultra of patriotism. Now that they are in charge, any kind of deviation from the Party Line becomes treason, of course. Irresponsible, immoral treason, that is:

And as I watched the deniers make their arguments, I couldn’t help thinking that I was watching a form of treason — treason against the planet. To fully appreciate the irresponsibility and immorality of climate-change denial, you need to know about the grim turn taken by the latest climate research.

Get the re-education camps ready. The Enemies of the People must be stamped out.

Give Chávez credit

he knows an act of war when he sees one. When Litvinenko (a UK citizen) was knocked off by the Russians, the Brits lay prostrate.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Obama develops a pair!

(not)

Steyn

Marg Bar Amrika!, Marg Bar Israel!, Marg Bar Ingilis!

It is a mistake to assume that the ayatollahs, cynical and corrupt as they may be, are acting rationally. They are frequently in the grip of archaic beliefs and fears that would make a stupefied medieval European peasant seem mentally sturdy and resourceful by comparison... One of the signs of Iran's underdevelopment is the culture of rumor and paranoia that attributes all ills to the manipulation of various demons and satans. And, of course, the long and rich history of British imperial intervention in Persia does provide some support for the notion. But you have no idea how deep is the primitive belief that it is the Anglo-Saxons—more than the CIA, more even than the Jews—who are the puppet masters of everything that happens in Iran.

Well, now the Ayatollah has the Anglo-American Master of Recall to deal with.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Shame

This is the website of the American Institute of Physics.

Pacepa calls Iran's Rev Guards

Bolton tries a harder sell. To Onana.

Sharansky pisses up rope

Krauthammer on Moussavi, Yeltsin, and Tiananmen Sq

A Respite In a Better Place






Far away from this dying country.....

Until August, then.

Because In Qom There Ain't No Bullshit About Islam



No more pretence before the infidels, for today no Hudna nor Taqiyya, just straightforward and ruthless application of the fundamental truth of Islam: it is a religion of the Savage.
"Khatami, a member of the Assembly of Experts, said the judiciary should charge the leading "rioters" as "mohareb" or one who wages war against God.

"They should be punished ruthlessly and savagely," he said. Under Iran's Islamic law, punishment for people convicted as "mohareb" is execution.


Not that they need fear the torpid dhimmis of the West are forewarned by hearing the truth: the stupidity of Pepetonia is as invincible as it will prove fatal.

A Pepe Tree Grows In Dearborn

Le Roi Mosqueteer at work.

What did she say?

Thursday, June 25, 2009

all bush's fault!

Death Row II


Death Row I

AA's fruity idol dumped


Sorry, AA. Another bad day to be you.

MFT, you were talkin about speech a bit back

Onion brilliant.

Steyn clears up the Obama Effect

Washing Sanford in the Atlantic

Shit, now we have to watch out for the backlash: with increased whoremongering comes increased moralizing. Mitt Romney may be dusting off his gloves, even though he still subscribes to a church that started recognizing blacks as people in 1979.

Obamacare for thee, but not for meeee!

Pepe, time to unplug...

Sanford the Tit-man

In the e-mail, dated July 10, 2008, at 12:24 a.m., he wrote, "You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of sophistication that so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night's light - but hey, that would be going into sexual details ..."


Not an arsemaven. Fail.

Find a democrat sentence that doesn't make you laugh

Similar.

Souter is right and Thomas is wrong

Furthermore, Clarence Thomas doesn't know that the word secret can be a verb. 8-1? A kid? What a schmuck. In fact, I'm, with Stevens and Ginsburg.

The Farce News Agency.

"Mr Obama made a mistake to say those things ... our question is why he fell into this trap and said things that previously (former president George W.) Bush used to say," the semi-officialFars News Agency quoted Ahmadinejad as saying.

American Police State Brings the Hammer Down on NYC Laissez Faire Entrepreneur

"I was scared," Paris resident Esther-Ethy Mamane, 26, said Wednesday at a news conference. Mamane and her mother, Claudie, traveled to New York to attend a religious seminar. She said she tried to keep the other passengers inside the van calm during the chaos.

America getting too free market liberal for your fellow religious frogs, Pepe? Then again, I hear Times Square has been Disney-fied by MTV teenie boppers for at least a couple decades, the filth of humanity cleaned up long ago by Mayor Rudy.

Badass-sung showtunes, anyone?

So, lemme get this straight


last week, Ensign, this week sanford. then, there was vitter, mark foley, larry craig, gingrich, giuliani, bob livingston, Henry Hyde, Jim West, bob barr...

aren't conservatives the last bastion embodying family values in the face of rising decadent liberal promiscuity or did i get this wrong?


[Added Illus. -- roT]

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Admit it, Pepe. This is kinda funny.

Beautiful hole

A brilliant analysis of Tecs' fruity thinktank's #1

AA, this looks like your writing.

A Bad Day to Rot




First the Calcionieres get Catamited, and then Los Hidalgos get Mariconed. What is a desperate Tejas boy to do? Seek suck-her in Nawlins?

Scooping Yahoo!'s AP Wire

The title link in contrast to my comments (3rd post down here) from yesterday.

Important business

Follow the Kaplan link as well.

Pepe, answer this one

AA, this is essentially a repost, but a less tendentious one and one not associated with Ron Paul. I'll get you a ginger ale.

Men 101

I don't see why the data from this study is so surprising (see link): men enjoy staring at weird shit, at length, pretty much all the time.

Planet Pepe Has its Own Night of Light


Sr. Sangre
Boots a'Stompin'
Our Obamakles: Between Neville and Vidkun

N. Korea Consultations...


Since I'm in the consulting business, I thought I'd pass along this bit of Korean consulting news. The South Koreans want to get together with the Russian Bear, the Japanese Samauri, the Chinese Monolith, and us Yanks for, ah, a "consultation" on North Korea. I'm willing to host it in my flat in the center of North America. What should I prepare?

Note: the pic is of the North Korean -- ahem -- Friendship Wall. For some reason it appears as though the gate keeper is winking at us?

The Feminine of Iran


The Iranian clerics know that women pose a profound threat to their authority: As activist Ladan Boroumand has written, the regime would not bother to use brutal forms of repression against dissidents unless it feared them deeply. Nobody would have murdered a young woman in blue jeans—a peaceful, unarmed demonstrator—unless her mere presence on the street presented a dire threat.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Medicine to Die For



Socialism does for the Hippocratic Art what Room 101 did for the Arithmetic.

La planète Pepe, Putain Socialiste, était toujours un Baiseur d'Homme


"Ainsi cette note ultraconfidentielle du 2 mai 1966 qu'on lui recommande de détruire : "En Guadeloupe, votre politique doit tendre d'une part à dresser l'un contre l'autre le communisme et l'autonomisme et, d'autre part, à séparer les socialistes en deux formations, le parti socialiste gaulliste et le parti socialiste classique ; les tenants du premier bénéficiant de votre appui, les autres étant livrés à leur impuissance." "

Hero of Planet Pepe for Glorious Times of Radiance Future

Cramping the Uighur Lifestyle



What, they need Lebensraum?

Der ökonomische Reichtum des islamischen sozialismus auf Planeten Pepe

Good news!

Obama has cleaned up one of his screw-ups and by self-attribution, is supporting the Iranians.

Anchors Away for Shock Shock Shock of the Day....Not



And they went to sea in a Sieve.

Another Reason Why Pepe Hates the Radio



Perhaps Meir Dagan had Obamakles' Democrat Party in mind.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Ditch that Nokia phone

In the days that followed, Iran has tightened the spigot without closing it entirely. Even before the election, the country was known to operate one of the world’s most sophisticated Web filtering systems, with widespread blockades on specific Web sites. According to a spate of news reports in April, including one in The Washington Times, some of the monitoring technology was provided by Nokia Siemens Networks, a joint venture between Nokia, the Finnish cellphone maker, and Siemens, the German technology giant.

women at the wheel

CBS misses Obama's memo

[First item.] Goddamned weird. Obama's such a celebrity that no one cares what he says anymore. They assume they know.

Was that the sound of a fist unclenching?

Sarky Addresses the Dark Ages, Today

...more on how the end times are near.

Tecs' Fruity Icon on Iran

and Dionne out of the stable of Harvard geniuses, whacked by Morrissey. Fouad Ajami on fire. Perez Hilton in an altercation with Obama shill.

Not as juicy as a ribeye, but hot...

Hawkeye State Homos

Barack Hussein Chávez

Sunday, June 21, 2009

The mourning period

In Iran it's 40 days, evidently. Here it'll be 4 shameful years.

Obama's rating making more sense

Obama voters explained

Shaken, not stirred

DOGGY

Steyn yesterday

Magnificent on so many levels

On a Lighter Note, Why Without MadJad this Would Have Been a Good Day to Be AA

Also, Bung This, Rossi

While the world burns...

...the crust is just.

Young Iranian woman shot in the heart

awful

Planet Pepe Pisses On the First Amendment



Apparently it gets boring pissing only on the second, fourth, and 13th amendments. Gotta get that Sharia in before Le Pew's dotage starts snapping at his Bleu nethers. Now, if this ends up at the Supreme Court, it will be fascinating to see how openly its Socialist thugs will strike against the Bill of Rights. Do they judge freedom right for the fall? Does the stench of tyranny linger sweetly in their nostrils? Only Pepe knows.

Pepe's Retirement Plan Revealed



No wonder he is is gunning so hard for us to submit to Sharia, the guy has a deadline a'comin'.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Maybe we SHOULD Read Playboy for the Articles

Now This, I believe.

Chamberlainism is Not Neutral




It is just Pepean.

Another pinko prays for Obama to have courage

Keep praying. By electing this shit, you clearly previously were praying for the opposite.

Craven Iranian Amerlojingoism

More, and more and more.

How many shocks in one piece?

(Ex?) NYT Pinko Ayatollah Apologist AntiZionist Douchebag #1, Roger Cohen seems to have figured out not only that maybe the ayatollahs are not so nice after all, but he also has a disgusting jingoistic flagwaving scrotumlick for the (previously) detested, sickening, interventionist AmeriKKKa:

Another whisper: “Where are you from?” When I say the United States, he says: “Please give our regards to freedom.”

At the end of the day, even Obama's scrotum gets Cohen's attention, but with a kick there.

I would put him still among the 6%, nut at least an Israeli and not an Iranian imam.

Pres Lindsey Lohan

Tehran Wanting Out of Planet Pepe


"At Ahmadinejad's "victory" ceremony, government buses transported all his supporters from nearby cities. There was full TV coverage of that ceremony, where fruit juice and cake were plentiful. At most, 100,000 gathered to hear his speech, including all the militiamen and soldiers.

We reformists have no radio, no newspaper, and no television. All our Internet sites are filtered, as well as social networks such as Facebook. Text messaging and mobile communication were also cut off during the demonstrations. And yet we had hundreds of thousands, if not millions.

The state-run TV station has announced that riot police will severely punish anybody that demonstrates. Ahmadinejad called the opposition a bunch of insignificant dirt who try to make the taste of victory bitter to the nation. But his remark was answered by the largest demonstrations ever.

Older people compared Monday's gathering to the demonstrations of 1979 which marked the downfall of the Shah's regime. They even said that this event was larger.

Democracy is a long way ahead. I may not be alive to see that day. With eyes full of tears in these early hours of June 16, I glorify the courage of those who have already been killed. I hope that the blood of these martyrs will make every one of us more committed to freedom, to democracy and to human rights."

No wonder Obamakles and his LePewian sycophants so desperately want the Mullahs to have an untrammeled hand: the Iranian street is full of Neokkkons ready for the klobbering.

Med Finals are Tough as Hell in IslamMilitania



No wonder Le Pew stuck to the more pussy-lacrimous dungheaps of Bezerkely.

Sodomator taking a hit

talk about being touched with an ugly stick

Friday, June 19, 2009

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Tout pour plaire

Khamenei crosses the Rubicon tomorrow

Debka had it right. But will Bibi strike simultaneously? Spengler thinks maybe.

Photojournalism in Iran

and Krauthammer.

Walpin Threedux!

An interview with IG Alzheimer.

A story about Liz, the (now) famous office drone


Some fun comments here.

(From Taranto.)

Karl Rove, you evil genius...

First Sotomayor, now this. Next week, Senator Kayla will certainly have a little 'accident' and snap her penis off.

Obama Admin Acquires Courage!

Illus.

Not a minute too soon

The voice of reason weighs in

"Wait a minute. You mean there's a Palin daughter out there who's not pregnant? I'll be right back."

redneck justice

Rope, meet piss

The quotable George W Bush

Therapy isn't going to cause terrorists to change their mind.

You don't say, but do the Dems believe it?

he da man II

meddlin'

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Podhoretz and Kagan

Kagan. Peters. Bhadrakumar .

The conveniently shocked

HuffPo puts on its blue nose.

Tecs buys tinfoil hat

Neat article

Where Hamas and I agree

conveniently offended

"Saturday Night Live" has also parodied the Palin family in questionable ways. In a skit last September, a mock reporter joked about incest in the vice presidential candidate's family, saying, "I mean, come on. It's Alaska!"

Palin not only didn't protest, she appeared as a guest on the program a few weeks later.

(...)

It's conceivable that Palin was aware of the late-night jokes made about her daughter during the campaign and wanted to fight back, but kept quiet as a strategic matter, says Tim Graham, the director of media analysis for the Media Research Center, a conservative media watchdog organization.

(...)

A more cynical view may be that Palin had more than enough media attention last fall, and that her Letterman broadside was designed to renew attention when the spotlight is dimming. Palin may even have been aware of a Gallup poll released last week showing that she attracted less than 1 percent of Republicans who were asked to name the "main person who speaks for the Republican Party today."


Monday, June 15, 2009

Khomeini smiles

Obama wilts.

A lousy day to be AA

Gangbang!

Where's the major goddamned speech, Obama?

Kadaffy and the Italian tomato

Paradise without the virgins

Hey, we'll take it.

Ayatollayouso

Contemporary Persian Rights...

The Stoning of Soraya M.

Killed embed because impossible to keep it from autostarting. The vid is at the site above. -- roT.

It's Gonna be Somebody's KristallNacht in Tehran?



Lot's of good questions in the article. But right now no good anwswers.

Texas A&M has a hard time being Harvard

Sunday, June 14, 2009

The new freedom party yells "Allahu Akbar"

REGURGE: Hmmm. Sounds cawmniss.

VDH on the Saturnalia

A literary family

Our 10,000th post.

SleepWalking to Tyranny



"Huxley said the modern dictatorship would gain power "by bypassing the ...rational side of man and appealing to his subconscious and his deeper emotions and his physiology even, and so making him actually love his slavery. This is the danger: That actually people may be... happy under the new regime, but... they will be happy in situations where they oughtn't to be happy."

Boot (on) Iran

Podhoretz closer to AA on this.

Just to piss Pepe off


Cool picture.

Useful idiots

Less is Maher

Another Good Day on Planet Pepe



Every day, in every way, Planet Pepe gets better and better.

Iran Stops Pretending.



This is pathetic: "was just reading the news about Int'l reactions,WHY R U CONGRATULATING US?! WE R NOT HAPPY!DO U UNDERSTAND?!WE DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM!
about 14 hours ago from web" Reminds me of those poor kids at Tiananmen. They had no idea that folks like Kissinger and Baker would be given the right to shape the memory of that day. Today, it will be Obamakles and his court jesters of the MSM.

No doubt the good doctors of Qom will proclaim that Democracy is like a Homeopathic "remedy". The closer it is too vanishing, the more effective its' invocation.

Obamakles will blah blah a little. It is what he does. But he has no quarrel with the quommunists.

Moussavi does the Aung

Allahu Akhbar

Saturday, June 13, 2009

We're all for democracy until we see a result contradicting the Obama Effect

Steyn

In England, the ground ceded to the worst sociopathic pathologies advances every day — and the latest report on “the seven evils” afflicting an ever more unlovely land blames “poverty” and “individualism,” failing to understand that if you remove the burdens of individual responsibility while loosening all restraint on individual hedonism the vaporization of the public space is all but inevitable.

Ok, On That Note I've Had Enough for Today

Ululating at the Death of the Age of Reason




It begins with a distinctively Islamic sense of pride in getting the story assbackwards, and ends with orgasms at the Triumph of Islam Militant

"And it was Khomeini [qss] who finally led the snake of knowledge out of its black hole--and it thereafter slithered all over the world.
This was the Man from Qum, who after a millennium of modern paganism, single-handedly gave the world its agenda and forced it back to God and to religion and the world took after him in involuntary awe of the unstoppable reverberations of his epoch-making Islamic Revolution"


On the one side we have the Radiant moronic shit of Pepelandia. On the other side we have the Radiant moronic shit of Imamlandia. Their common ground is an unreasoning glee at being liberated from Reason, and allowed license to revel without shame in the dung they make of the world. Ad Gloriam Progressivus Ordem e Retrogressivus Dei.

Planet Pepe ululates

Another pinko for sodomayor

Kewl

can they hit texas yet?

Meeting of extremes

a strange mix of pathetic and entertaining

Full-hog Oz

Islam Militant's Sword Apostate's Dis



That may be the hardest thing for nonbelievers to appreciate about the religion: just how risky it is to live as a good man who is a believer in Islam when the Ummah is so rich in Good Muslims.

Chicago Thought of This



Heck, nothing Obamakles and his Acorns haven't done.

This is, objectively, bad news. But our own Imperator is so quickly piling up the shit in this country that the local stench makes the foreign ones seem like mere variation on the theme.

Yes He Can

Friday, June 12, 2009

OSHA steps in and demands hardhats

America's blacksheep Teddy Kennedy

Next!

We all have our shortcomings, our national foibles.

Ah, Chicago! The aroma...

A little more background on the good citizen that the evil racist IG is harassing:

During the summer of 1995, a 16 year old girl alleged that Johnson had fondled her. Johnson apologized to the girl when confronted by her with that accusation during a phone conversation recorded by Phoenix police though he also stated that "what you're saying happened, I'm not entirely agreeing happened."[21] The Sacramento Bee stated that they had received a copy of a proposed settlement agreement, under which Johnson would have paid the girl's family $230,000.[22] After conducting an investigation, the Maricopa County Attorney's Office declined to prosecute, on the grounds that there was not a reasonable likelihood of conviction.[23]

More stench.

Pepean pinko paradise

Mr Rot explains Quantum Field Theory

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Tout s'explique

Pepe, get ready

AA jumps off Tobin Bridge


Fruits galore!

Meanwhile, Fuck Palau, this is serious.

Pepe pisses all over himself

Brüno aflame!

But isn't he the daughter of the POTUS, this Sasha?

Todas putas en esta familia

GLAAD worried about factual descriptions

Everyone gets a nickle!

Remembering Revel

Time is one ironic bitch. How Democracies Perish comes across both dated and yet a most prescient blast from the past. The reviewer, however, enters into inadvertent comedy in the first paragraph.

Unabashedly non-pinko

Understanding the Hobbesian nature of international relations fundamentally grounds conservative foreign policy in reality. In particular, conservatives reject the idea that America's actions are the foundation for most international discord, and that it is our deviation from international "norms" that must be "corrected" for the natural state of harmony to return.