Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Pooty sucker punches Dick

"I think the statements of this sort by your vice president are the same as an unsuccessful hunting shot. It's pretty much the same," Putin said in an interview with NBC.

Just in case Cheney is at a loss for a repartee, I suggest hitting on the kissie-kissie on that boy's belly. Any good one-liner you guys can think of?

4 comments:

The Darkroom said...

>>Just in case Cheney is at a loss for a repartee, I suggest hitting on the kissie-kissie on that boy's belly. Any good one-liner you guys can think of?

You mean in case one would want to lend cheney a hand ?

Tecumseh said...

Putin seems to need one more.

My Frontier Thesis said...

It might go something like this:

Cheney: "I know I shot a guy in the face, but remember that time Putin kissed that kid on the belly?"

Reporter: "Yeah, that was pretty f&#ked up."

Tecumseh said...

All right, getting there -- but we need something a little more pungent if we are going to sell this to Letterman or Leno. Maybe a skit?