Saturday, March 06, 2010

AA's long lost Eden

17 comments:

Mr roT said...

Tecs, you've got to be careful about believing AA's genographic and ethnolinguistic theories.

They are remarkably simplistic, and I would say even moronic. For example, the explanation of his surname's echo of his cro-magnon ancestors' chomping grounds sounds pretty suspect, particularly as Lusitania is coastal and everything goes on coasts.

There were a lot more likely to be some Norsemen and Arabs than there were any of Genghis' troops in his veins and the surname would have been lost oh, about a thousand years ago, if they even used them.

Another historical hilarity firmly wedded to the corpus callosum of the AAian brain is the perfectly senseless belief that the Portuguese dialect of Spanish is 'closest' to classical Latin as Lusitania was furthest from invasion by Germanic-speaking barbarians.

Ah. Apparently the guys in longboats were all reading their Cicero as were the Arabs. Sounds good. Yes, I do remember seeing in Rome. the Pantheon covered with azulejos, after all.

This hallucinated list goes on and on, and the absolute authority with which AA speaks these pieces of utter nonsense makes one think that he is most certainly a professor of some soft subject at a very highly regarded institution, not only for his self-assuredness, but also for how wrong everything he says is.

Incidentally, the dialects closest to classical Latin were spoken in the hills of central Sardinia as of the XIII century.

Mr roT said...

Interesting discussion obliterating AA. It includes some poetry in Sardu Logudorescu.

I

est su corpus tou chietu,
mancari siat avrinu.
Unu disiju de bona di
mi giuto fattu a su trabballiu...

tra monticros de libros,
intro de custos passarissos de libros
de perda
ti cramo, deo,
pro un'attimu de cuntattu carnale
cun tegus
umbra reale de presenthia.

Galu su numene tou
mi rittumbat intro, galu
finas a cando deo t'agatto
principessa de lettu,
pro cantare unu cantigu nou

II

Limpida comente una paraula
intesa chena dubbiu, armonica
che sa pace
a s'umbra de su bonette.
A sa fine de sa giorronata
non faghimus prus nudda,
solu s'allegria
tua e mia
cando non devimus faeddare.

III

Aggaffa su tempus e nara-mi
comente ti resessit.
Carigna su bentu
cando neunu l'ascultata
e nara-mi
comente ti resessit.
Il longa su manjanu
de sa di fintzas a pettu
e da-mi-lu
comente solu tue scis fagher.

Tecumseh said...

I thought Romanian is the closest to being the real McCoy, no? Just ask anybody.

Mr roT said...

...except AA, for whom it's Portuguese.

Arelcao Akleos said...

"There were a lot more likely to be some Norsemen and Arabs than there were any of Genghis' troops in his veins and the surname would have been lost oh, about a thousand years ago, if they even used them."

??????? Help a Moron out, please explain.

Arelcao Akleos said...

"Another historical hilarity firmly wedded to the corpus callosum of the AAian brain is the perfectly senseless belief that the Portuguese dialect of Spanish is 'closest' to classical Latin as Lusitania was furthest from invasion by Germanic-speaking barbarians."

????????? Help a Moron out, please explain.

Arelcao Akleos said...

You talking about major languages, or dialects?

??????? Help a Moron out. Please explain.

Arelcao Akleos said...

"Incidentally, the dialects closest to classical Latin were spoken in the hills of central Sardinia as of the XIII century."

The XIII century is the XXI century?
??????? Help a Moron out. Please explain.

Arelcao Akleos said...

"Ah. Apparently the guys in longboats were all reading their Cicero as were the Arabs. Sounds good. Yes, I do remember seeing in Rome. the Pantheon covered with azulejos, after all."

Wien has done wonders for Rotter's command of history. Impressive. By the time he returns from his voyeuristic sojourn he will be worthy of Zinn's chair at BU.

Arelcao Akleos said...

Vergil: "Arma virumque cano, Troiae qui primus ab oris Italiam, fato profugus, Laviniaque venit litora,"

Portuguese tranlsation: "As Armas e Virilo eu canto, Troiano que primeiro na costa Italiana, em destino fugado, venha no litoral de Lavinium."

For amusement, the beginning lines of Os Lusiadas, written in homage to Vergil.

"As armas e os Barões assinalados
Que da Ocidental praia Lusitana
Por mares nunca de antes navegados
Passaram ainda além da Taprobana"

So much for the "dialect of Castilian" thesis enunciated by Herr Rott Wiener.

Now looking forward to his exegesis on the Mongol roots of the Persians.

Arelcao Akleos said...
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Arelcao Akleos said...

"I thought Romanian is the closest to being the real McCoy, no? Just ask anybody."

Of the major Romance languages, yes. It ain't Italian, no matter what Rott would "sarduce" from local enclaves of archaic tongues in isolated fastnesses of the 13th Century.

Mr roT said...

Just follow the link.

Arelcao Akleos said...

hmmm.... you've explained nothing. We Moroni may wear long undies but our patience is short. Get to it, yer Rotter.
I am particularly salivating at the Rottian explanation of exactly how 7th Century Persia was an offshoot of 12th and 13th century Mongols. This is gonna be Precious.

Tecumseh said...

Hey, AA, when do we get back to quaffing Portuguese chow and beat on the Rotter?

Arelcao Akleos said...

This next weekend sound promising? Although this time I could go for other than Portuguese grub. Say, Chinese? The couple by Harvard square are not so bad at all.

Mr roT said...

Take the schmuck to Trattoria, TEcs.