Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Awesome contest!

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Mr roT said...

Something is going to have to take its place.

The world is now several decades into the era of environmental panic. The subject of the panic changes every few years, but the basic ingredients tend to remain fairly constant. A trend, a hypothesis, an invention or a discovery disturbs the sense of global equilibrium. Often the agent of distress is undetectable to the senses, like a malign spirit. A villain—invariably corporate and right-wing—is identified.

Then money begins to flow toward grant-seeking institutions and bureaucracies, which have an interest in raising the level of alarm. Environmentalists counsel their version of virtue, typically some quasi-totalitarian demands on the pattern of human behavior. Politicians assemble expert panels and propose sweeping and expensive legislation. Eventually, the problem vanishes. Few people stop to consider that perhaps it wasn't such a crisis in the first place.

This is what's called eschatology—a belief, or psychology, that we are approaching the End Time. Religions have always found a way to take account of those beliefs, but today's secular panics are unmoored by spiritual consolations or valid moral injunctions. Instead, we have the modern-day equivalent of the old Catholic indulgence in the form of carbon credits. It's how Al Gore justifies his utility bills.

4/06/2010 4:14 PM
Mr roT said...

Given the inescapability of weather, it's no wonder global warming gripped the public mind as long as it did. And there's always some extreme-weather event happening somewhere to be offered as further evidence of impending catastrophe. But even weather gets boring, and so do the people who natter about it incessantly. What this decade requires is a new and better panic.

Herewith, then, I propose a readers' contest to invent the next panic. It must involve something ubiquitous, invisible to the naked eye, and preferably mass-produced. And the solution must require taxes, regulation, and other changes to civilization as we know it. The winner gets a beer and a burger, on me, at the 47th street Pig N' Whistle in New York City. (Nachos for vegetarians.) Happy panicking!

Write to bstephens@wsj.com

4/06/2010 4:14 PM
Tecumseh said...

Pretty good, pretty good. Did you write all this, or did you copy and paste from the article? But then, how come you got a subscription to the WSJ? Taranto paying up?

4/06/2010 8:05 PM
Mr roT said...

Copy/paste. Interestingly, the member content at WSJ you can (sometimes) get to by googling the article and hitting the link there. I had posted the whole thing, but thought that kinda OTT.

You need to learn how to click on things, Tecs.

4/06/2010 8:23 PM
Tecumseh said...

You learning tricks by yourself, without asking the Master? Tsk, tsk, tsk.

4/06/2010 10:07 PM

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