Thursday, April 01, 2010

Candidates for the Role of Pepe

Hey, guys, without the constant outpourings of hate and contempt for all things freedom lovin' 'Ricain, for which--let's fess up-- Ol' Pepe was a natural talent, this FCP has lost a little zip, a dash of zest, a heap of zim; and gained a bit too much zzz. What is needed is a worthy replacement, a vile varmint of vicious vituperation who will lay it out all on the line for the greater glory of Versailles and Vichy. This little list of 15 has some truly worthy Pepeans, and Pepeanettes. Think we can entice one of 'em into ladling out their brand of shit here on the local turf? It needs fertilizin', man.

2 comments:

Mr roT said...

Where's Matt Damon when we need him?

Tecumseh said...

I dunno, AA. There are just too many fitting the bill. Just pick at randon.