Saturday, April 03, 2010

A Portuguese Coanda from Havana

More: El intrépido aeronauta se elevó hasta convertirse en un minúsculo punto suspendido en el espacio, para desaparecer ante las miradas de miles de espectadores que esperaron en vano su regreso. Las autoridades de la isla realizaron amplias búsquedas por mar y tierra sin obtener resultados. El país entero quedó consternado con la desaparición de este pionero de la conquista del aire.

5 comments:

Arelcao Akleos said...

Some say that Matias entered into the realm of the Gods, and was gifted with a seat at Olympus; for a spirit who dared soar so high should not be damned with mortality.
Others say that the Gods, fearing the corrosive presence of a mortal, on spying the fast approaching Matias commanded Aeolus to set out a terrible, if divine, wind; a wind which saw poor Matias blown wildly to the far west, to the America and beyond the expanses of the Gulf, whereupon, descending down from the heights, as all mortals must, he fell to the sands and emptiness of Tejas Sul.
After that.....Quien sabe?

Mr roT said...

I think he caught a look at Cristiano Ronaldo's glutes and nose-dived for 'em.

Tecumseh said...

AA's hypothesis sounds plausible.

Mr roT said...

I think you should say something here about how stoopid I am for not thinking Cuba is Ukraine or Red China.

Just seems right.

Tecumseh said...

Relax, Her Rot, relax. Why do you keep thinking everyone's out to get you? It's all peaches and cream. Sing the kumbalaya. And pay the VCP tab.