Sunday, December 03, 2006

Small Dead Animals Blog Dares to Stamp the "D" Word on Fidel

Is Pepe right now staggering drunkenly along Prytania, gazing at the darkening sky, and shouting out as if to the unstarry Heavens: "Say it Ain't So, Dear God, Bloody Mary, Mother of Jesus, Say it Ain't So!!"

December 02, 2006

Castro
He's dead;

A military parade marking the 50th anniversary of the date Fidel Castro and fellow rebels landed in Cuba to launch their revolution started Saturday without the ailing leader.
Many Cubans still hoped that Castro would make at least a brief appearance during a huge military parade in Havana on Saturday morning to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the founding of the Revolutionary Armed Forces. The commemoration culminates five days of celebrations for Castro's 80th birthday, but he has yet to make an appearance.


Dead, dead, dead.
Deader than a doornail. Deader than a dead cat bounce. Deader than Jerry Garcia. Deader than Belinda Stronach's political future.

Deader than the creature featured at the top left of your screen.

He'd be pushing up daisies if he weren't glued into that Adidas Bionic Tracksuit.

5 comments:

Tecumseh said...

So how is Pepe gonna wash down the tears? The Shining Guiding Light on his way out -- non, non, this is too much to take.

The Darkroom said...

Is Pepe right now staggering drunkenly along Prytania, gazing at the darkening sky, and shouting out as if to the unstarry Heavens: "Say it Ain't So, Dear God, Bloody Mary, Mother of Jesus, Say it Ain't So!!"

What do you mean ? It's just Castro dead/dying. Now if y'all were winning in iraq, you might have a point, but that's more remote every day.

My Frontier Thesis said...

Does Cuba still have nukes?

My Frontier Thesis said...

Is the Big Easy a safe place for you to be if Cuba has nukes Pepe?

The Darkroom said...

The meaning of my post was if the US feels the need to invade, they'll make up the nukes.