The Chinese shoot down satellites, the Iranian fire off missile salvos, and of course, NK fires off nukes with wild abandon. So what does JJ say? But of course, we know the answer: it's all inferior technology, hand-me-downs from Ivan, never works, yada-yada-yada. Whatever, dude. Have another shot of ouzo. Shaken, not stirred.
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We've had anti-sat missiles on line for about 25 years, Professor Chicken Little.
So? Can we shoot down all those axis-of-evil missiles, if shot in our general direction, more-or-less at once? Just think about it for a second before answering flippantly, Mr. Don't Worry, Be Happy.
You worried you'll be ridin' on the missile that Mao knocks out? Have another IPA on me.
Well, boys, I reckon this is it - nuclear combat toe to toe with the Roosskies. Now look, boys, I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches, but I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important is goin' on back there. And I got a fair idea the kinda personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin'. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's about nuclear combat. I want you to remember one thing, the folks back home is a-countin' on you and by golly, we ain't about to let 'em down. I tell you something else, if this thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be, I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing's over with. That goes for ever' last one of you regardless of your race, color or your creed. Now let's get this thing on the hump - we got some flyin' to do.
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