Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Like a Satan Stoned
Hey, someone's gotta be the Bad Guy................Do ya get the feeling, sometimes, that if that Jesus dude had tried his "Let he who is without sin" gambit on the Hajjinators he and the Ho would have felt their world rocked?
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Interesting how so many people (Muslims) whom I've never met want to kill me and are calling for an end of my Civilization... maybe that's just because they've never tried MFT's miso soup or chili!
Some ingrates say, MFT, that it is because they have tried that miso soup or chili that they seek to end your Civilization. Since I have tried neither the miso soup nor the chili a la MFT I'll suspend judgement until that day am able to sup from that plate.
Miso soup? Wow! I only had it in restaurants. Do you make it by hand, or just drop a bag in boiling water?
AA, good points. Whenever we again meet in real time, I'll whip us up some chili. Until then, I accept and honor you witholding judgment.
AI, similar to what most Japanese outfits do, I squeezed — not drop — the miso paste from its package into boiling homemade vegetable stock. The latter is what took the most work. Believe it or not, super firm tofu is difficult to come by in the middle of North America. I did find some udon noodles as a substitute. I julienned some carrots, added them to the boiling soup, immediately cut the heat, and tossed in some chopped scallions. After dishing the miso, I beefed it up (literally) by adding some raw, thinly sliced beef short ribs (sans rib) which in a minute or so cooked to a nice pink in front of the soup-eaters. So some of it was store-bought while other portions had a more personal touch (I didn't raise the cattle nor age the beef myself).
This is reason #3,472,769,112,072 why Islam hates us. Should I use pork next time?
AA, what'd you do for New Year's Eve? Drink Molson?
AI, how about you?
For New Year's eve I was ticketed by the Vancouver "Ever Ready to Swat the Harmless" Koppers, to a cool tune of 173 Canuck Dollars, for being on the skytrain system some glorious 10 minutes after my transfer had expired [as if I knew]. No Molson could wash away the taste of that crud, so I opted for a stashed bottle of saving Port.
Et Tu?
Aren't you a Portuguese minority? C'mon man! Use that shit to your advantage.
As for my own New Year's Eve: small dinner party whereupon I fed glass after glass of Royal Canadian whiskey to a good friend and host. He was swimming on the carpet about an hour after the central time zone New Year. I made sure he slept on his side or belly. I felt something had been accomplished, at least in making sure the host was well sozzled.
Jee, AA, that sounds like a bad dream. How did those Canuck Koppers know about you 10-minute-overtime ticket? Wonders of technology, no doubt. Betcha they find it easier to slam it on meditating fellas than on the bad guys. The injustice of it all...
On second thought, AA, IGNORANCE IS NO EXCUSE! You were guilty and will be brought to Royal Canadian Justice. Shame on you for even existing!
...I love how cops focus on real problems that beleaguer Western Civilization than on something as silly as al queda.
The Koppers gave a sweep of the skytrain, apparently because they knew that many monthly passes had expired the day before [they are in 30 day blocks] and were out to git some of that there revenue for the politicos of this utopia. This pathetic Portuguese sardine, for whom IGNORANCE IS NO EXCUSE, just happened to have dawdled a little too long getting grub between bus and train, and so was caught up in the fine mesh of the blue clad fishers of men [ironically enough, there has been a spate of brutal muggings against women on the skytrain the last few weeks, and of course the Koppers have never ever been around when they were actually needed for the protection of these. It fokkin figures, eh?].
In regards to Kanadian cops absent when it counts... that about sums it up right there. Maybe if they put 100,000 more Kanadian cops on the street, on every street corner, there would be law and order.
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