Thursday, April 30, 2009

Educating Le Pew, or How to make a mouse out of what could have been a Man.

"The left’s near total domination of education at all levels, including colleges and universities, has given it ample opportunity to instill its basic values. These include a settled hatred of Western civilization, an elevation of identity groups and corresponding devaluation of common humanity, and a preference for the homogeneous group over the free-spirited individual. "

Pepe the computer guy

Da GOP drops da ball

Fruity pinko makes more sense than Pepe

Duhhh. Almost anyone does.

Coulter opines on Palin

An FCP moment.

Firing Brokers and Pansy Europeans



"Americans seem to accept a level of insecurity in their lives that Europeans wouldn’t tolerate. Paralysis is one response to this level of insecurity.”

One recommendation of the story is to invest in tangible items. I'm heading to Gun City tomorrow: rarely, if ever, do fine firearms depreciate.

Also, when is FCP going to upgrade to HDTV?

Basra will miss the Brits that saved them from Sadr


but of course Pepe wishes they had all been IEDd.

Rasmussen drops a bomb and the media ignores it.

Mr Rot visits Windsor Castle

Jon Stewart tips his cards

Italy imports Oprah

...women's rights go insane.

BMI at it again

Cops are still on our side

but for how much longer?

Kaus on the UAW putsch

...with a killer punchline.

The Joe the Plumber treatment

Don't cross Perez Hilton.

On pinko religion

Biden invites constituents not to panic

Everyone will be fine if he just locks himself in the house.

REGURGE UPDATE: A clarification.

Pepe, I would love it if Biden took over from Obama. He is a lot more fun than that glad-handing Chávez-fellator. HuffPo writhing, seething.

The french do it better

This is too messy

Comparison

Fisting ?

Am I understanding this correctly ?

not sure whether the kitty belongs here: it's Fox news, champion of family values, after all.

Coalition of the bailing

Da PP Begins to Radiate. O Brave New Future!

Soon to come from Planet Pepe; Da "Why, Ma?" Republic



While Le Pew goes all Gaga For Da Swagga, the fires of destruction kindle in all directions. Caliphornia Burnin' a'comin.

Pro-abortion GUT


The swagger?



The new sheriff's a swaggerer!

HuffPo's version.

That American can-do spirit

But who the hell can we sue about this? Whitey?

Pepean ideology hit by reality

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

In The Secret Recesses of His Heart Friedman 'Fesses To The Truth

Meanwhile, Le Pew keeps doing his Pepean walk over a flatbrowed Earth.

Evil Clintonite Rove sees light at the end of the tunnel

Vodka for tree-huggers

Pepe's congressman whups it out n the House floor

A Lovely Place For a Pepean Walk

It's a process with a killing time.

Pepe's lovelies

Mr Rot's dreamgirl

I am in love.

Some chicks just don't get the concept behind Valentime Day

What's to ban?

Dreamsong from Planet Pepe


Le Pew sets out that "radiant future" AmeriSoc will build in this country, and it's just California burning.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Porky pig is not PC

Artifical Intelligence Digs Natural Language By Design

=Better Markoff than Madoff

Hope! Change! Kill!

Find the Frenchy in the Foto

I thought it was supposed to get better as soon as we bastards left

Un XXL taco con mierda, por favor

We call it "el fcp especial"

Joys of socialized medicine, part CCCXXX

Elias Camacho, a 31-year-old truck driver with fever, cough and body aches, was ordered out of a government ambulance Sunday because paramedics complained he might be contagious. When family members took him to a hospital in a taxi, a doctor told him he wasn't sick.

In Mexico City, Jose Isaac Cepeda said two hospitals refused to treat his fever, diarrhea and joint pains. The first turned him away because he wasn't registered in the public health system. The second didn't let him in "because they say they're too busy."

This is the system Pepe is panting to foist on us.

Poisson d'avril, NY

terrifying this chicken nation is fantastic entertainment. But really, Obie One - haven't you heard of Photoshop ?

Jack London knew a thing or two about cookies...

Asshole Americans. All they can do is think of suing. Iceland.

IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT

Monday, April 27, 2009

Kitty goes to war

Tecs' fruity hero speaks truth to power

Compare to the perhaps non-Ivy version.

The SackCloth or The Sack, Yer Sackrilegious Hussy You

On Planet Pepe, like Medieval physics, it's all about the Chains of Being.

I think we all agree on this

Damn nazi brits

So the old fruit didn't move to NYC when he got to make out with Barbara Hershey??

Brits.

Dazed and Confused: Guvament Intellygennts and Other Tales of Da Oxymoron.

An Absolut Hero of Planet Rot

He Really Hates Reunions



Ha, time for Devil's Island.

Public Enemy dares to Speak

President Hussein brings non-halal flu to frijol-land

President Hussein no Hafiz

President Hussein nearly finds his roots

I hear that train a comin'...

Planet Pepe's subtle bullying technique

On display at the Miss USA event was the activist left's pageant of selective bullying, a concerted strategy to go after low-hanging fruit like Mormons. But the left leaves off its hit list members in good standing of its normal coalition - its "rainbow" coalition. In California, one of the gayest places on the map, blacks and Hispanics - who disproportionately disapprove of same-sex marriage - get a stunning pass from outraged proponents of gay marriage. Since 9/11, the highly organized gay left has also been deafeningly silent on Islam's anti-modern approach to homosexuality - let alone same-sex unions. The mullahs in Iran somehow get a major pass while the director of the California Musical Theatre in Sacramento is targeted for ruin.

Strange timing but nice effort nonetheless

Gorebal warming: cherchez le mullah

"One last point, MSNBC is owned by General Electric," Steffen wrote. "GE is already making money off the issue with their Carbon Credit Master Card (link from ‘Treehugger,' no less). .. In the fourth quarter of 2008 as GE/NBC stock fell 30 percent, GE spent $4.26 million on lobbying - that's $46,304 each day, including weekends, Thanksgiving and Christmas." Someone is laughing all the way to the bank with these scare stories. Pinko hog heaven in all its glory.

LWNs singling out duck hunters again

Freedom lovers everywhere to lose out on this one

A Cincinnatus for Planet Pepe

A Coanda moment

Pepean babes

Mr Rot takes on a spider

.. then cancels classes, and drinks some Russian tequila.

Damnatio memoriae

Joys of socialized medicine, part CCXXXVII

So where will AmeriSoc find all the doctors, nurses, and money to cover those Pepean social engineering schemes? Ah, don't worry, be happy: rationing, waiting lines, and astronomical taxes (the tried-and-true Lefty remedies) will solve all problems.

On The Phenomenology of The Pogrom

Or, "How Pepe Learnt to Stop Worrying and Came to Love Da Bombs"

It not only can happen here, it is happening here.

Yeah, VDH, but you can still be thrown Under the Bus

Yu Ba Ma Kowtows

Ain't AmeriSoc grand?

Another Kiss of Death

Natch. For myself, I am fond of the Code of Hammurabi.

Perfect for applying to all those Enemies Mine.

Mama Nature is Parse-monious, Da Bitch

Quite a brew of a virus.

Da Neokkkon Nation Prefers Its Signals Unmixed.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Mixed signals?

"The gentleman's support of the massacre of Gazans in support for the criminals who were responsible for that atrocity was a major mistake on the part of the gentleman," Ahmadinejad said.

OK, I guess he means that Obama's capitulations to Iran need to be clarified by point-by-point agreements with all those to whom we surrender.

Funny

Come back Kenny!

Former President George Bush repeatedly denied that his administration authorized the torture of prisoners in U.S. custody. But a set of legal opinions released earlier in this month documented the Bush administration's justification for coercive interrogation techniques including waterboarding, which has been considered torture since the Spanish Inquisition.

Megan whacks another shithead

Caesar Levels a Hebrew Blow unto the Barbarians


The Roman Empire deploys Hebrew shock troops to thwart the pirate menace. I pumped my fist up and down above my shoulder while reading this story.

I added a pic from this evening, the anchoivy/Mediterranean olive/red onion topped homemade pizza (homemade dough and sauce, too) I just pulled from the oven. Dinner w/ Hitchens and his For the Sake of Argument, too (the title thematically FCP, no doubt).

Cabo Verde, Da Uber Pitcairn?












Absolutely.
To start, [bottom up] it's big enough to sink metal ships [Pitcairn only has a few pathetic 18th and 19th century woodies to its credit]. Second, it has a genuine volcano [Mount Fire] and not just a hard rock. Makes life so much more exciting. Third, it has a people with the foolhardy courage to place a school right in the caldera of that dormant-not-dead volcano. Fourth, it has Defenses!. Fifth, it's One Room University has a Very Big Room. Sixth, it actually has two universities, even if one is unfortunately named after Piaget. Seventh, it has enough room to play futbol. Eigth, it has major urbs by its hortas. Ninth, it's got grub not from a tin can. Tenth, and, oh yes, Komrads, it's got babes worthy of a Carnival.
The downer? Eleventh. It is really really close to Africa, particularly Guinea-Bissau, which is arguably the most pathetic and yet Socialist of the ex-Luso colonies in Africa. The bad news is that Guinea-Bissau ain't happy at all at being left alone in the Socian dust. It wants brotherly company in its misery. The good news is that Guinea-Bissauians are too busy killing each other over no good reason at all to pay proper interfering attention to Cabo Verde. Probably good in this regard for another decade or two. So, komrads, do you feel lucky?

Cape Verde, here I come

Do they have Portuguese grub there?

The post-American era

So devoutly wished by Pepe and fellow pinkos -- now coming fast and furious.

In Europe, the president was asked if he believed in “American exceptionalism,” and replied: “I believe in American exceptionalism, just as I suspect that the Brits believe in British exceptionalism and the Greeks believe in Greek exceptionalism.” Gee, thanks. A simple “no” would have sufficed. The president of the United States is telling us that American exceptionalism is no more than national chauvinism, a bit of flag-waving, of no more import than the Slovenes supporting the Slovene soccer team. ... In the “post-American era,” to whom does the baton get passed now?

Seriously Funny Tale of the Two Brain Cells

It's a Sad Beaut.

Under Obamakles, Tejas ain't one of his 57 Varieties of State?

Always suspected the Tejas Republic of being dang furrin'. And now that Imperator has spoken, so let it be written, so let it be done!

Miss California Derangement Syndrome Spreads Through Planet Pepe

Murder da bitch, says the Good would be Home Secretary Duncan? Well, such is the Radiance of the PPean Future. On that depressing, and sorry, note: Goodnight.

Ciceronian Thoughts, From Cicero to Caldwell


Can never say the past did not warn us of the present [mid first century BC to mid 20th century AD].

[1] "Do not blame Caesar, blame the people of Rome who have so enthusiastically acclaimed and adored him and rejoiced in their loss of freedom and danced in his path and gave him triumphal processions and laughed delightedly at his licentiousness and thought it very superior of him to acquire vast amounts of gold illicitly. Blame the people who hail him when he speaks in the Forum of the 'new, wonderful good society' which shall now be Rome's, interpreted to mean 'more money, more ease, more security, more living fatly at the expense of the industrious.' Julius was always an ambitious villain, but he is only one man." Cicero

[2] "Though liberty is established by law, we must be vigilant, for liberty to enslave us is always present under that very liberty. Our Constitution speaks of the 'general welfare of the people.' Under that phrase all sorts of excesses can be employed by lusting tyrants to make us bondsmen." Cicero

[3] "A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and he carries his banners openly against the city. But the traitor moves among those within the gates freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears no traitor; he speaks in the accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their garments, and he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation; he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of a city; he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to be feared. The traitor is the carrier of the plague. You have unbarred the gates of Rome to him." Cicero

[4] "If the distribution of the constitutional powers be in any particular wrong, let it be corrected by an amendment in the way which the Constitution designates. But let there be no change by usurpation: for though this, in one instance, may be the instrument of good, it is the customary weapon by which free governments are destroyed." George Washington

[5]"Your Constitution is all sail and no anchor. Either Caesar or Napoleon will seize the reins of government with a strong hand, or your Republic will be as fearfully plundered and laid waste by the barbarians in the twentieth century as the Roman Empire was in the fifth - with this difference, that the Huns and Vandals who ravaged the Roman Empire came from without, and your Huns and Vandals will have been engendered within your own country by your own institutions." Lord Macauley

[6] "But what would you do if your aim is for a dictatorship or a communistic takeover? How would you go about weakening the fiber of the country? You would know that, given a fair choice between a representative Republic and a dictatorship, the vast majority of the people in this country would vote against centralization.

No, your road to successful takeover would involve beguiling the people with handouts, creating false sense of security and, step by step, the dishing out of benefits with one hand and the lifting of liberties with the other. You would encourage the issuance of invalid executive orders, all in the name of humanity to please large segments of the voters. You would persuade the judiciary to ignore constitutional restraint and, in the beginning at least, issue invalid decisions in favor of the so-called downtrodden of our population and, of course, contemporarily, you would have the do-gooders demonstrate and create strife and, in every way possible, debunk and belittle the principles upon which the country grew and prospered and became the first nation of the earth. This prescription, faithfully followed, is likely of success under all conditions and, absent intelligent opposition, can be guaranteed.

These are not just theoretical abstractions - that's the way it's been done throughout history, beginning with Greece and Rome, on down through Russia, Hitler's Germany, Mussolini's Italy, and Peron's Argentina." Justice Caldwell

[really, a very small sample of what came before, long ago]

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Peregrinations of the Planet Pepeteer be Perilous for Poochobama

Must be a plot by Karl Rove, da Evil Genius.

Moving into the midwest

“To be honest, I would rather not have it in Iowa,” said Shirley Cox, who has spent most of her 84 years in this old railroad town. Ms. Cox said she had always been proud to tell people what state she was from, but now was not so sure.

“But the thing is,” she went on, “it’s really none of my business. Who am I to tell someone how to live? I live the way I want, and they should live the way they want. I’m surely not going to stomp and raise heck and campaign against it.”

Abstinence in action

On Planet Pepe, The Babes are as Smart and Learned as they are Beautiful



Hillary, Napolitano, now Albright. So much to offer, such little time. But this of Madeleine's is, well,.... this is a gem of scintillating beauty. This weekend, in truth, between Pepe and the various sadsack denizens of his Planet, we've been treated to a Radiant array of idees, fixes et mauvaises, which stamp once and for all, on the Annals of FCP history, the utter Cosmic Idiocy of PP.
A small sample, to wet the appetite. From Miss Smallbright:"There is no doubt in my mind that Muslim countries can be democracies," Albright says. "Turkey is a perfect example of that. It is very evident, and, actually, in my study of religions, in many ways Islam is maybe the most democratic religion because there is nobody between you and God. So I do not think that is something that can be used as reason not to have Muslim democracies."

She might begin by talking, you know, to some learned Believers. Perhaps beginning with the leaders of the Islamic University, in Virginia, to start with some home cookin', and save the great centers of the religion for when she is hardy enough to talk to an Imam or Ayatollah or two. But, no, she relies on her own "studies", and leaves the mosques for the rubes who think that the religious centers, schools, universities, law centers, political offices, and so on, whose offices command that religion, might have something to tell you what the religion is about. She and Le Pew were made for each other, Madeleine's dyke dick to his PePez Hilton pussy.

In the Land of the Blind, for The Edification of Le Pew.....

... and Other Tales of the Impossible.
For Planet Pepe has declared the World full of Inconvenient Truths, and with a Will it will not see them.

"Thou Shalt Not Gore The Golden Gore"



.... and other Commandments from the Politburo of Planet Pepe. The Frogs do Gore

Rookie Jitters? Far from it!

Hey, rookies only have jitters if they're worried about fucking up.

He's Too Polite

Goss, you shouldn't put a gloss on it. It ain't amnesia, it's lying. Of course you know that, but there is no point in playing nice with these Pepean shitheads. They will only be happy with our destruction. Enough of it.

Why McCain Got Clobbered [Reason Number 113]


And, no, none of them are due to Sarah Palin.

The Republicans are largely led by the absolutely pathetic, and the Democrats by the openly malevolent. It is the cowering Roman Senate on the one hand, and the poisonous Commodus on the other. The only ones coming out of this mess looking any good are the strong horsies of the apocalypse.

Sorry, Salim...



... Planet Pepe has as much chance of recovering the moral center of the West as Caligula did of becoming Cincinnatus.

Why, Pepe Da Kerensky of course



Just long enough to make the world safe for its Lenins. As he said: l'arroseur arrose

The Golden Age of Obamaklean Yokeonomics



Bet Barry wants a token of appreciation, or two. As a sign of respect between amici, capisce?