freecounterpoint: Do we need a visa to visit Mr Rot?

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Do we need a visa to visit Mr Rot?

11 comments:

Arelcao Akleos said...: Obamkles Imperator contra The Republic of Tejas?
Boston contra Austin?
Potomac contra Pecos?
Barry contra Perry?

Let Da Rumble Begin!; 4/15/2009 9:55 PM
Tecumseh said...: Exercise: how do you fit Thrilla in Manila in all this?; 4/15/2009 10:01 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...: Da Killa in Chinchilla?; 4/15/2009 10:03 PM
Mr roT said...: Rope off a dope?; 4/15/2009 10:06 PM
Tecumseh said...: Chicken.; 4/15/2009 10:09 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...: Da Muck Up in Lubbock? [kinda weak, yeah]; 4/15/2009 10:11 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...: " Chicken."

Da Trepidation in Da Chicken Nation; 4/15/2009 10:13 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...: Kinky and Da Brain?; 4/15/2009 10:14 PM
Mr roT said...: Goddammit, maybe Kinky can save us.

Sorry, AA, cheat-reposted, finding better link.

Clutching a smoldering Cuban cigar, Friedman squinted into a well-heeled crowd that was as straight as a Texas interstate. He began by talking about low voter turnout and how the system was gamed against independents and freethinkers. The audience was intrigued. When Friedman complained about the pathetic state of education in Texas, heads started nodding. Then he went for broke by announcing his immigration scheme, the Five Mexican Generals Plan. Mexican officers, he explained, would be given a jurisdiction and reimbursed $5,000 for each illegal border-crosser they caught. He was serious. So was the audience, who cheered.

From that moment on, Friedman had them. They cracked up when he declared, "As the first Jewish governor, I'll reduce the speed limit to 54.95!" They even laughed with approval at his liberal views on gay marriage: "They have the right to be just as miserable as the rest of us." He slayed them with his campaign slogan, "I can't screw it up any worse than it already is!"

Soon his following grew, and Friedman was working tirelessly, declaring, "I'll sleep when I'm governor!" He developed his platform goal, the "dewussification of Texas." He defined his plan to rehabilitate public education, "No Teacher Left Behind," and worked out the finer points of the Five Mexican Generals, raising the bounty to $10,000.Now why can't Massachusetts produce a better character than fucking Deval Patrick?; 4/15/2009 10:17 PM
Tecumseh said...: Manila, Texas is a ghost town. Time to revive it with a bare-knuckle fight.; 4/15/2009 10:18 PM
Mr roT said...: So is Paris.; 4/15/2009 10:20 PM

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