I commiserate with the poor guy. Montezuma's revenge was gnawing at his gut, and they wouldn't let him use the toilet, on account of rulz-are-rulz? And, to add insult to injury, they throw the poor guy in the slammer for two days? I mean, this is worse than Alitalia, and spilling OJ in my lap. I din't think it could get worse, but I guess there is no lower bound to how bad service can get on a plane.
Right, of course. Barring a crash, though -- knock on wood -- is there any lower bound on how much money they can squeeze out of you, while cutting down on service, and space to fit? I don't see any absolute minimum there, they just keep squeezing. And, to add insult to injury, they are starting to allow brain-fryers to be activated on board. Next time I cross the pond, I'll take a boat. Do they still offer the service?
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An outrage.
I commiserate with the poor guy. Montezuma's revenge was gnawing at his gut, and they wouldn't let him use the toilet, on account of rulz-are-rulz? And, to add insult to injury, they throw the poor guy in the slammer for two days? I mean, this is worse than Alitalia, and spilling OJ in my lap. I din't think it could get worse, but I guess there is no lower bound to how bad service can get on a plane.
Crashing is the lower bound.
Right, of course. Barring a crash, though -- knock on wood -- is there any lower bound on how much money they can squeeze out of you, while cutting down on service, and space to fit? I don't see any absolute minimum there, they just keep squeezing. And, to add insult to injury, they are starting to allow brain-fryers to be activated on board. Next time I cross the pond, I'll take a boat. Do they still offer the service?
Brain-fryers on the plane is a great idea. I hope we sit next to each other on your way to Aussie. I'll being 3 extra batteries.
being=bring? OK, OK -- but can I wring your scrawny little neck if I get too annoyed?
your pills...
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