freecounterpoint: wtf?

Friday, April 10, 2009

wtf?

Correct me if I'm mistaken, but once the captain escapes his captors by jumping overboard, isn't the American destroyer immediately supposed to light the pirates up?

21 comments:

Tecumseh said...: More. Good question, MFT. But hey, this is The Age of Pepe, so what do you expect? The US needs to grovel (or go before The Hague Court, or something), before even thinking of shooting them pirates, or trying to rescue the Captain.; 4/10/2009 9:58 AM
Pepe le Pew said...: when tec's got his pinko glasses on, everything reduces to that.
Cat gets run over by a truck? Wouldn't have happened without the pinko auto industry bailout. Cartesiany.; 4/10/2009 10:16 AM
Tecumseh said...: Stealing my lines, eh, Pepe? Doesn't work. And, you should pay me a copyright fee. I'll settle for a bottle of VCP.; 4/10/2009 1:39 PM
Pepe le Pew said...: ever unable to answer directly.; 4/10/2009 2:43 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...: Tecumseh answers directly and exactly many a time. It is you, Le Pew, who spray shit out the mouth to hide from view the deep shit your Bloody Planet makes of this Earth.

The US Government gets taken over by your komrads, you get to see the full measure of crap you have spent years on here ululating at the prospect of, and now you wish to pretend "hey, that's not me"??? Fuck the crud, pinkaristosocist.; 4/10/2009 4:44 PM
Pepe le Pew said...: The US Government gets taken over by your komrads

It didn't - it's called democracy: your guy doesn't always win. When he does, that's called komradism.; 4/10/2009 4:57 PM
Tecumseh said...: That's what happens when you encourage the head-hackers, Pepe. But being a pinko aristo means, by definition, having no shame. So I don't expect you to ever have the slightest sense of remorse when the kind of thing you have been agitating for comes to pass.; 4/10/2009 5:24 PM
Pepe le Pew said...: you would be right about that: I can't think of anything to have remorse for: unlike neocons, I didn't contribute to the erosion of civil liberties, threaten peace around the world, started endless wars under false pretenses, or turn the country into a mecca for evangelical obscurantists.; 4/10/2009 5:37 PM
Pepe le Pew said...: That's what happens when you encourage the head-hackers, Pepe

Don't be an idiot, Tec. Pirates have been cruising the seas way before there was such a thing as a pinko.; 4/10/2009 6:20 PM
Tecumseh said...: As usual, a profound observation, Pepe. In fact, there is a post just above this one about a Frenchie pirate eating the heart out -- literally -- of a poor Spaniard. So sure, pirates have been plying their trade since time immemorial. And head hackers have been hacking heads for a long, long time. And pinkos have been around for a few hundred years. But what's kind of new (and sets it apart from the usual dog-eats-dog stories) is to have pinkos rooting for the head-hackers and the pirates.

Old fashioned pinkos were rooting for Stalin and the Gulag camps, but at least they were trying to coach their support for mass murder in some kind of pseudo-idealistic mumbo-jumbo ideology. The new breed (which you so perfectly exemplify) dispenses with such niceties, and simply roots in an in-your-face fashion for the head-hackers, just for the hell of it, to spit in the face of democratic capitalism.; 4/10/2009 7:10 PM
Pepe le Pew said...: Well, you are correct to the extent that I do not espouse every form of the most extreme, ideological and darwinian version of democratic capitalism, which most civilized people would recognize as a good thing. I do think I am in favor of a pragmatic democratic capitalism though, but you and aa are pretentious enough to think you know better.; 4/10/2009 7:24 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 4/11/2009 2:32 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...: We know you by your words, gerbil. On FCP you are what you consistently espouse, and you have consistently espoused the defeat of american democracy and the triumph of its enemies. Now you wish to pretend otherwise? So, you would like us to assume you were lying before, perhaps for the ironic jocularity of it all, and now have gotten Conscience and wish to speak some truth? That's a good one, aristo.

You made your bed with Socialism, and with other powerful enemies of of freedom, and you did so most pragmatically. It was your opinion that those you egged on would do useful work in destroying what made this nation, useful work in making a world safe for the monsters you are at ease with and which in turn you hope will ease your way.
If now you are not so at ease with the Change you Hoped for, well, fuck if I care.; 4/11/2009 2:36 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...: Socialism and Islamofascism are mere "windmills"?? At what point in your pathetic existence did you understand that you had better hide behind aristocratic airs, because to rely on your substance would be to rely on an absolute nullity?
As for your Bete d'Ivoire, The Zipless Marriage, it is qomical how much of your scant mental fluidity is pissed away on that piece of froufrou. Meanwhile those "windmills" realize well the uses of such froufrou for creating the conditions for that dystopia in which will be blended all the "joys" of Socialism and all the terrors of Islamism. That little vision of hell on earth you are doing your own little bit to offer your children.; 4/11/2009 7:17 PM
Arelcao Akleos said...: Oh, just to remind you of 2+2=4, which you have forgotten yet again. One doesn't "send Pepe's way", one writes on FCP. If Le Pew wishes to respond, then he can only intelligibly responds if he reads. If he does not wish to read, by all means he is free to do so; and, automatically, he is free from having grounds to respond.
You actually are a freeman, on this little blog, Le Pew. You just prefer the chains of your own mental immiseration. Bound by them, you can yet pretend that the limitations of your mind are due merely to chains and not to your own slavishness of thought.; 4/11/2009 7:25 PM
Pepe le Pew said...: Yeah, how narrow-minded to not subscribe to your manichean view of a world divided between darwinist reaganocapitalists and the forces of stalinism, with everything in between consisting of useful idiots contributing to the downfall of civilization by serving the interests of the latter.
Fortunately, so few people subscribe to this philosophy that your opinion matters very little: you don't like it ? Think it's wrong ? Oh, well.; 4/11/2009 9:48 PM
Pepe le Pew said...: socialism and im are windmills in the us - but i understand you are fighting a valiant war from your keyboard to rid the entire universe of all evil. Why don't you share with us when you've succeeded ?; 4/11/2009 9:52 PM
Mr roT said...: Pepe, AA, you got off mft's surprisingly good question.

Shouldn't the US Navy have blown these spades to kingdom come?; 4/12/2009 1:34 AM
Pepe le Pew said...: with or without captain ?; 4/12/2009 3:20 AM
Arelcao Akleos said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 4/12/2009 11:07 AM
Arelcao Akleos said...: darwinist reaganocapitalists and the forces of stalinism"

Reagan was a Darwinist? And the Evil Empire weren't Commie?

Right there, cretin, is your initial problem. You are dead bone stupid. Everything else spewing out is emulsion and stink from the garbage you put into that ...er..."mind" of yours.

Oh, while you are busy proving that simple empirical observation is beyond you, why not try for Troikanism as opposed to Manicheanism? After all, to set up a proper piece de merde you'd have a better chance of not embarassing your 12 year old self if you'd given some space to Islamofascism. Even better, if you'd thrown in another vertex to your pythagorean construction of the mumbers there'd be room for Versailles.
There, Pepe's Tetrahedron: A Free Republic at the apex, with the baying Idjits of Le Pew--Red, Green, and Brown-- basely snarling up at the Blue Sky of Freedom.
You have a Theology to rank with the rankest of 'em, Pepe, now git yourself a proper Geometry.; 4/12/2009 11:11 AM