Monday, October 31, 2011

Like Charly listening to Tea Partiers explaining that there isn't enough money left in their wallets to waste on turtle tunnels

Or like Charly explaining some donkey business?

Kunin's Non-Parallel Anti-PP Postulate

Bound to piss off all those happily rowing down the River Charly:

"There is no parallel between the Tea Party and the Occupy Wall Street movements. There is no parallel in the fight to save liberty for this and future generations of Americans and the march to serfdom."

Sheriff Wright is not happy with dem criminals

"I'm tired of looking at victims saying, 'There's life after this' … I'm tired of saying, 'We're sorry, we can't keep them in jail.'" Wright said in his view gun control is, "How fast can you can get the barrel of your gun back on the target?" "I want you to get a concealed weapons permit. Don't get Mace. Get a firearm."

Michelle not happy with the bitter clingers

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

Edmund Burke and the origins of modern conservative thought

We know, and it is our pride to know, that man is by his constitution a religious animal; that atheism is against, not only our reason, but our instincts; and that it cannot prevail long. But if, in the moment of riot, and in a drunken delirium from the hot spirit drawn out of the alembic of hell, which in France is now so furiously boiling, we should uncover our nakedness, by throwing off that Christian religion which has hitherto been our boast and comfort, and one great source of civilization amongst us, and among many other nations, we are apprehensive (being well aware that the mind will not endure a void) that some uncouth, pernicious, and degrading superstition might take place of it.
Burke was right, of course. Christianity was replaced by le Culte de la Raison and le Règne de la Terreur. Uululululu, says Charly.

Techs pays pepe a Parisian visit

George Will not enthused with Mitt

Lucky Mr Rot doesn't notice this. Hey, man, where is the fighting spirit? Chin up.

MTV stars improve the formula for Colgate

Michelle lets it all hang out

In other news, Obama eats white babies.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Aristo's Played Lickspittle to Pepe's Libyan Ex.

So he spurned Le Pew for a more enthusiastic set of Versaillean whores, eh? But then, as he found out, there is no wrath like that of a Pepe scorned.

Herr Rott tries parallel parking

.. after a little Rorschach test. O, Canada!

Will Perry discover unified string theory?

What's that? Ah, this?

Another balls-out GOP lefty

Healthcare disaster

So, according to FCP precepts, this will be available to people who can afford it, i.e. in the west where it isn't needed and not in regions such as sub-saharan where it is.
But at least, we are safe from the scourge of socialisticky healthcare.

GOPers conspiring against retards!

This is a new one.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

The Non-Versaillean State

Those who have lived under a developed Soc, have had a strong measure of Pepe's Versaillean Dream, are those most eager to be rid of it. But then Le Malign mocks mere experience and practical understanding of life under Leviathan; facts are such bourgeois objects, and so impervious to glorious ironie.

Perfection? Absolut!

It is dazzling, that radiance from He Who Is Without Flaw.....
No wonder Pepe is still gibbering in tongues before Him.

Pepe's Fave Religion is as Flawless as The One

Why, it'd be downright criminal to think otherwise.

Versailles produces Leviathan

Because the solution to all being crushed under the weight of an overbearing State is an ever more massive State; it is Leviathan....
Now there's the sort of sweet Reason that makes Pepe proud.

A Little Help From Your Friends

Whadda expect after 19 years of rank stupidity in the implementation of this "war". HOB and BHO, the Axis of Idiocy.

Nipponumeracy.,,,,,,,,,, Rah, Rah, .....pffffffttt.

Ha...... he couldn't even reach the Obama Debt line.

Hondo Putza.

Swimming in Racist Waters

Is there no end to the iniquity of the White Devil?

Van Voorhees VII contra The Barbarian Tea Horde

Iowahawk awakes from his troubled slumbers, to find the man before him the man behind whom 3/4 of FCP can find common cause.
Polite, cultured, bipartisan, loves his Euros, can distinguish his cognac from that sordid Jim Beam brew of the peasants, knows his Harvard Rulz, with a fine cut to his jib, and all the graces to be found charmant by even the most Versaillean of PlanetPeperians. Who better to lead Les Etats-Unis into its Decline?
That's right, no one who would ever be found at a Tea Party.

Another "Democrat" Openly Espouses Dictatorship



Charly ran away too soon. His friends in The Party coulda just ordered all municipalities to buy his 'art",epaulettes and all, and his Versailles woulda been on the Potomac.

Time for an iPhone 4S

Euphemisms a la pink

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Rotter Congressman attacks two ex-generals

Quintessential Texan, just about as rude and boorish as Perry. Doesn't like the report of Barry McCaffrey and Bob Scales drawing attention to the war at the border, so he disses the two old warhorses.

Pepe The Engineer Finds His Karma

PP is just so good at doing what it intends to do.....if constructing a pile of scheit and proclaiming "This is Our Triumph" is what it intends to do.

What back-up vocals are all about

Asymptotic.

Another pig bites the dust

Tecs' fruity delegate tries his hand at Econ.

State collapses. Hilarity ensues.

Scottie legislates, while Rot snickers

.. as is his wont. The caravan keeps on trucking.

Huffy dyspepsia as a tactic in argumentation.

Romney paves the way for Obama and the rest.
Romney crowd scratches its tassel loafers. Hubris is a bitch when you're perpetually miffed at the start.

Just like Tecs...

Nice guy as long as you agree with him, but after that, he gets pissy and defensive.
But not to worry; that's what the new Democracy is built on, eight? You can say what you want as long as you don't offend me.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Herman Cain is His Name, and you'll find him on The Runaway Train

The Night Ol' Dixie Didn't Die

Traitor Boy.

The Wages of Obamunism

It's just begun.

Auto-da-fé in Afghanistan

NY Slimes channels Mr Rot

D.C. goes Texas

"This is the capital of the United States, and to have the nation's capital as a sanctuary city where essentially federal law is not going to be enforced sends all the wrong messages -- not just in the United States but around the world."

Mais non, mais non, says Rot. Article $m$ Section $n$ never applies, so it's all picture-perfect.

Charly, le grand séducteur

Single malt still works better.

Tecs learns the word recidivism

AA the green eyeshades guy

Back to the drawing board?

Mr Rot needs to come back, and pay up

$1 trilion here, $1 trillion there, and pretty soon you're talking real money.

Cell phones gone wild

Yet another reason I refuse to touch those devilish gadgets.

If this doesn't flip you guys around, nothing will

Finally, a GOPer Charly can get behind

Occupier in Seattle gets busy.

It's not enough to cop the tricorn hat

You mean those tea party types aren't ready for prime time? Who knew that Christine O'Donnell was the smart one?

As usual, the only voice of good sense. Therefore unacceptable.

Pussification complete.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Are You Smarter Than a Pepe Occupado?

Yup, Ignorance is Bliss sur La Rive Gauche.

Ignorance is The Word, On Planet Pepe

I'm shocked, shocked.

Of course, Mr Rot will whine

.. and mutter darkly about the angel Moroni, and the Urim and Thummim.

The Left's bitch is back

When heckled about her good looks, Helle responded: "We can't all look like shit."
Social dems - aren't these the types that destroyed sweden and norway ? wait a minute... how badly have they been doing (especially norway) ?
[Add a pic of the Gucci girl. --Tecs]

When Charly gets back to France, the credit rating goes south

Like clockwork. Same thing happened to Italy, when Rot went there. Perfect correlation.

The sack of Rome

Ululululu, says Pepe. Blah, says Rot.

Who takes over? Biden

When a culture loses its principles

Yet another bottom story of the day

Rock bottom.

Yeah right

A pair of pliers, a lil'heat and they resurface.

Monday, October 17, 2011

We’re shit and we know we are

The Pepean anthem.

Das Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei, explained

Some background. And some polling.

Five years ago, Mr Rot used to have

.. some genuine insights. Oh my, how times have changed. Two years later, he would be egging on a lethargic Mac to be even more obsequious and inconsequential in his desultory campaign. And now, he's come around, full circle, cussing and mocking anyone who dares challenge The One.

Pepean Logick at its best

Actually, Melissa is slightly better in the logic department than Charly, when he tries to analyze the context and implications of, say, the Ribbentrop-Molotov pact.

Does Massachusetts have hicks? You betcha.

They just don't vote for the Rotter candidate.

Scrabbling to Find that G-Spot

Between The Pepe and The Charly There Lies But a Shadow

Jonah likes that clarity thing, eh?

Bottom story of the day

I pledge allegiance to the bandera

Why not recite the following, if you want to practice your Spanish: Yo prometo lealtad a la bandera de los Estados Unidos de América y a la república que representa, una nación bajo Dios, entera, con libertad y justicia para todos. Just askin'.

Who can make girls swoon?

As voters begin to focus on Obama’s opponent, which candidate’s style might be most appealing? Both are good-looking politicians — Romney skewing more Ralph Lauren, Perry the traditional Marlboro Man. [..] There was a moment, however, in last week’s debate that, to me, indicated that Romney could have the edge with women in the long run. During the candidate question-and-answer session, while most of the others unsuccessfully tried to ding Romney, the former governor of Massachusetts took his question to Michele Bachmann. At a table full of men, Romney, very politely, very charmingly, asked for a woman’s input. And, even more important, he listened intently, without a hint of condescension, while she answered his question. In other words, he treated an attractive and articulate woman like an equal.

Powww!!! Rot's mind explodes! Romney/Bachmann in 2012 anyone?

Molotov-Ribbentrop lives!

More. Ulululululu, says Charly. I can feel it in my bones.

Sunday, October 16, 2011

When The Grey Wolf Made His Great Escape..

.....to Peron, Hero of Planet Pepe, he did go.

Ha, Take That, you stinking little Boys from Brazil. Muy macho gauchos got your Papa, and you just got Herr Doktor Mengele.

Neatly coinciding with a Hollywood flick, and just in time to declare it all Bush's Fault.

DeVoorhies VII, and the Other Occupy Oppressed

Versaillistes, in their Roman numerals, are the Wretched of the Earth, bien sur.

roT says the GOP is a joke this year. Next!

Another fucktard out, but they have plenty more.

Headachy heroine finds another round of

bullshit - buyers. Bullshit is a seller's market now. A spontaneous accretion of garbage.
This is the biggest lost chance that conservatives ever had. "We"ll win by putting up a Manchurian Conservative. What a disaster.

Dead Copts Good, Deader Copts Pepe-ier

The Killing of the Christians may not quite be as much pound for pound fun [on Planet Pepe] as the Gunning of the Jews, but then there are so many more pounds of fun available.

Related:
Copt, Go Home!
Obamakles Knows its SBJ's fault

The roots of Pepeanism

The Hidden Hand Hides No More

This Republic is dying, and the Czars of Planet Pepe are on the hunt for Demosthenes.

Chicago, of course, long ago thought of this.

Why Planet Pepe Bows 'n Scrapes to Mecca

It's one Big Fat Obedient Wife Club.

Democrat thuggery predictions come true!

And on-cue we have two national parties headed by Nancy Pelosi.

Steyn not too optimistic

this is not decline, but a swift devastating downward slide, far beyond what post-war Britain and Europe saw and closer to Peronist Argentina on a Roman scale.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Occupying Planet Pepe

Interesting

The Accelerated Life.......

Strange, and sad.

"Sibyl, Sibyl, what do you wish?" To which she would faintly reply, "I wish to die."

Confirmed: cell phones are shitty

Chicago ain't paying the bills no more

Shocka! Of course, they'll keep diggin' into the hole they are in, no matter what. It's a theorem.

Defeat Takes a Shape

ObamaRomney Goreball warming

Obamakles: King of Ruin

Call it "wot", or "woim", or "woteous", call it Carlito, Obamakles has brought total triumph to the enemies of our republic and the West [whether these swill champagne in Versailles or bugger madrassah boys for their amusements].
You gotta admit, as the Manchurian candidate he's been perfect. Maybe he does have that 160 IQ Chris Mathewws keeps sputtering about while orgasming to the Baracky tingle in his leg.

Rot back in Rome, starts roasting Renaults

Let's ban Columbus Day and Thanksgiving, says Pepe

Also Halloween, while at it. Since Scottie thinks this is not a good idea, Rot jumps on the bandwagon. And bans the stars and stripes, for good measure.

If you think the immigrant guy who owns the convenience store should pay for your interpretive dance studies, #YouMightBeAFleabagger

When David Brooks criticizes you for being a weenie, you've stooped rather low

Of course, Mr Rot thinks this amounts to being "brutalized". True-blue Yanks, on the other hand, are a hardier breed.

Al Quds in Corpus Christi

Don't worry, be happy, says Rot. Rick Perry is on the case. Sharp as a tack.

Of course, Mr Rot also assures us that the drug cartels don't bother Texas, all is honky-dory having an open border. Any opinion to the contrary is downright mean and heartless.

Shark in the (12th) hole

999 and the Constitution

About the same as Obamacare and the Constitution: as far as I can tell, there is no enumerated Federal power to impose a national sales tax, or a value added tax. And the 10th Amendment says, in toto: The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people. So then, where would the authority of the Fed to impose a sales tax come from? The Commerce Clause? But that's what ObamaCare tries to do, and that's precisely what will be adjudicated by the Supreme Court next year. Do we want to undercut that challenge? On what grounds?

Imitation is the finest form of flattery

Bottom story of the day: the MSM doesn't like the Palin/Gingrich/Bachmann/Perry "drill, baby, drill" plan. I mean, duh.

The Joy of Sex, updated

Satire is not covered by the First Amendment, says Rot

.. while he kicks butt.

Friday, October 14, 2011

Gotham City, Where The Joker Rulz

Perry's Solyndra problem

Kimberley Strassel joins Mr Rot's ever-expanding shit list: It used to be that Republican governors competed for business by lowering taxes and regulations. Then some genius worked out that it was easier to flat-out bribe companies to relocate by offering cold, hard taxpayer cash. And with green energy all the rage, a lot of state tax dollars started flowing to Solyndra-like ventures. Mr. Perry did all this on a grand scale, convincing his legislature to create two investment funds, one being the Emerging Technology Fund, which has acted as state venture capitalist to more than a hundred firms, including green companies.

A diabolical Mitt Romney plot, says Mr Rot

The meds, Pepe, the meds!

Break ist verboten

No, but he'll discredit the GOP

Obamacare tits up

James Joyce would've missed that one

Romney's way of looking like a real GOPer is to buy one

Doomed. We're doomed if this weird metro is the only surviving "conservative," and I told you guys all along that he was a fake. Good news is that he can pay for his own hair gel.
More conservative cred and the new philosophical coherence.
REGURGE for Rush who has had enough of the ideological lessons coming from Mitt's wusses in Brooks Bros.

Pinko psycho-babble

Perry babes are hot!

I'm trying to cheer up Mr Rot, who is in a rotten mood, due to his boy being such a bumbling nincompoop.

Pat Buchanan goes full hog Splenglerian

The judge ordered Tecs to be reliable, non-disruptive and serve at least four hours at a time.

Elder Pappy 's buddies send in another bag of pocket change.

The New Moderate GOP

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Let's have Romney and Huntsman on the ticket

.. just to see Herr Rot's head go supernova...

Evil Cartagenan Footballer In the Pepean Holy Land

The sick bad bastard. Planet Pepe is merciful for letting him keep his noggin'.

Ultimate RINO turncoat remembers the good ole days

[Chafee] and McCain were the only two Republican senators who voted against the Bush tax cuts in 2001 and that the Arizona senator “was good on climate change, he was good on drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. And I heard George Pataki, who was a three-term governor of New York, and was good on immigration... Of course, "good" in this context means "Rotter-like".

Rot gets all huffy about ethics

.. and all whiny about being "brutalized". What's next? Complaining about Coanda tilting the pinball machine? Hey, this ain't a bag of beans!

Tolerable feminists

How do you get them to shut up though?

Deport, says Tecs.

Takeaway: Obama is so horrible that he's about even with Romney.

Tecs maintaining a stunned silence.

New, improved label for thrashing Tecs!

A = ¬A

O Canada, the Land of the Free

Rot strikes out looking

Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger!

At last! All the synapses in Mr Rot's brain fired in a straight line!!