Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Perils of cell phones, CXXVIII
Luis Picaso tries to imitate JJ, with mixed success: the cell phone in Picaso's pants pocket set fire to his nylon and polyester clothes." Hey, he should wear those Dolce & Cabana space suits JJ fancies, instead. Nothing like asbestos underwear to keep the family jewels safe from dastardly cell phones.
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Wow... this happened in Cali too. The guy's phone has to be off the hook with calls from lawyers.
I can't afford one of the Italian designer space suits yet, so I just keep my cell phone out of my pocket and on my desk. The fire extinguisher is just around the corner too.
Better still: just don't bother with cell phones. They also fry your brain, and besides, they almost never work (except for JJ). I only trust landlines.
...hmmmm. AI, we haven't had a JJ sighting in quite some time. After reading this article, I wonder if he hasn't moved his base of operations from the Italian mountains to the west coast of Cali? I mean, c'mon, some guy's pants start on fire due to a cell-phone... sounds like the paper had another name misprint. We really know what happened, the likely result of another two gallons of Fullers within the span of two hours.
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