Wednesday, January 28, 2009

La France Finds The Cure For English, Allaho Akhbar!


It is a beautifully radiant thing, that goatlanguage of the Most Powerful Nuclear Islamic Nation of the Near Future.

ﺎﺴﻧﺮﻓ ﰲ ﻼﻬﺳﻭﻼﻫﺃ

12 comments:

Mr roT said...

This is wonderful. To finally beat the Anglo-Saxons at something, the Frenchies ally themselves with the headhackers.

They saw the strong horse and married a pig.

Arelcao Akleos said...

Perhaps we misjudge them. That pig may at least be a sow.

Tecumseh said...

Great find, AA! The only thing missing is the"Rule, Dhimmania" label. Though one could make the case this is going beyond dhimannia. We need a new word for this unctuous, sanctimonious, fork-tongued brown-nosing. Is English rich enough to have a word that succinctly captures the essence of this?

Arelcao Akleos said...

It is, let us search!

[and if it ain't. Let's be the ones to coin the neologism]

Tecumseh said...

How about: pharisaical.

Mr roT said...

Why not French?

Arelcao Akleos said...

The pharisees were not really dhimmi. They weren't particularly oriented to fawning over Roman rule, for instance. I'd thought of Dragomanish, for the official role of Infidel Brown Noser to the Caliphate, under the Turks. But that was a chap appointed once submission to Islam was complete, not a volunteer from the outside eager to push his land under Islam. King John, of England, really went far in this regard... but his name doesn't naturally lend to a neologism.. [unless you can think of how]. There are obious ones, like Chiracism or, now, Sarkovskination....
Ok, like the seach for "the real killer", there is yet work to be done!

Arelcao Akleos said...

Why not "French"? Because it isn't even close to being limited to the French. Belgium, Norway, England, Holland, Canada, etc... have in different ways gone at least as far down this path as has France.

Arelcao Akleos said...

And under Obamakles, we shall see just how rapidly we can catch up. Once he dusts his knees from his apologizing on Al Arabiya.

Mr roT said...

Those knees will never be dusted enough.

Tecumseh said...

Jizya or bust? Is that the idea?

Mr roT said...

Ahmadinejad busted a nut and jizyad all over Banana? I'm so confused. Wasn't that supposed to be Barney Frank?