Thursday, January 22, 2009

Joys of Planet Pepe


Of course, nowhere do we find in this article which party this politico is from. Standard operating procedure for the Pepean MSM.

15 comments:

Pepe le Pew said...

oh, my. consensual s-s-s-s-ex between adults? Did he also get parking tickets and occasionally forgot to wear deodorant to work?

Tecumseh said...

17<18, Pepe. Do you know the linear order on the natural numbers? Or, the definition of adult?

Pepe le Pew said...

he waited until he was 18 to pork him. Can't you read ?

Tecumseh said...

That's what he says. And, he's a pinko. So you believe him. Of course. By the way, there is also the little issue of coverup:

Meanwhile, questions emerged about the mayor's hiring of a reporter from an alternate weekly, the Portland Mercury. The report, Amy Ruiz, had confronted Adams about the relationship with the teen in early 2008.

She dropped the story and was added to Adams' staff as a planning and sustainability policy adviser, an area in which she lacked experience.

Just a day at the office on Planet Pepe.

Pepe le Pew said...

Of course I don't believe him ! But it doesn't matter whether I do or not. In a democracy you either prove someone committed a crime or you give them the benefit of the doubt. Surely someone as enthralled by democratic values and freedom understands that, even if it applies to "pinkos".

Tecumseh said...

That's why there is an investigation, of course. Pepe giving civics lessons is like Madonna giving abstinence lessons to teenage girls.

By the way, even fellow pinkos are outraged by this guy's actions. But not Pepe -- not the über pinko, envers et contre tout. Way to go, mec.

Pepe le Pew said...

hmm.. outraged by what exactly ? I can count on one hand the number of 18 y.o girls in the school across the street that I wouldn't pork. And I am older than the mayor.
I will follow in this matter, as in all others, the religious stance: if the good lord gave them those tits and asses this young, it ain't for it to go to the birds, oh yee man of little faith.

Pepe le Pew said...

the strange fascination of conservatives with other people's sex lives. Vicariously living what their puritanical morals forbid them to do. Caviar for psychologists.

Tecumseh said...

The usual Bubba defense. But of course, what grates here is not what these bozos do -- rather, the fact that they take advantage of their position of power and influence to pork every young one that falls in their orbit. And then, use the apparatus of power at their disposal to cover up, bribe, intimidate, and obstruct justice in order to squirm out of it. All under the cover of a (generally) accomplice media, and the ululating encouragement of the Pepes of this world. Quite sordid, if you ask me.

Pepe le Pew said...

rather, the fact that they take advantage of their position of power and influence to pork every young one that falls in their orbit

Yeah, JJ wrote a dissertation against that.

Quite sordid, if you ask me.

Sordid, most likely. Still none of your business.

Tecumseh said...

Spoken in true Versaillist fashion. Let the aristos pork everyone they want -- le droit du seigneur. Those stinking peasants should just shut up, and pay their taxes. Bravo, Pepe, you're a perfect exponent of the pinko-lefty aristocracy, and its vision of how the world should be.

Pepe le Pew said...

aristo ? peasants ? huh ?

Your orwellian vision of a world where people are digging in their neighbor's trash for evidence of hanky-panky sure doesn't do it for me.

Tecumseh said...

What the heck are you talking about, Pepe? Who's talking about rummaging through trash, except you? Your crass disregard for logic, and analysis of facts at hand is getting tiresome. Try taking some IQ supplements, or something.

Mr roT said...

Pepe?!?! You live across the street from a school!?!?

Goddamn, the New Orleans cops let you get away with everything!

Pepe le Pew said...

shhht.