Thursday, January 01, 2009

Planet AI = Planet Pepe


Duh.
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8 comments:

Tecumseh said...

This babbling clown is Joan Baez' cousin -- figures. Did you catch him saying 6km=10miles, and then again, 4km=6miles? Lysenko was much better.

1/01/2009 8:14 AM
Mr roT said...

What are km? That's like Canadian miles or something, right? Or Canadian Fahrenheit?

1/01/2009 8:22 AM
Tecumseh said...

The metre was defined by the French Academy of Sciences as the length between two marks on a platinum-iridium bar, which was designed to represent 1⁄10,000,000 of the distance from the equator to the north pole through Paris. In 1983, it was redefined by the International Bureau of Weights and Measures as the distance travelled by light in free space in 1⁄299,792,458 of a second. So take that, JJ, and multiply by 1,000. Always here to help.

1/01/2009 9:15 AM
Pepe le Pew said...

zeroing in on the central issue, ai.

1/01/2009 10:09 AM
Mr roT said...

Thank you AI, but how to I get my dick over to that bar in Paris to measure it for Canadian girls? They are inordinately interested in these things.

1/01/2009 10:10 AM
Tecumseh said...

Measure instead how far it takes for a beam of light to travel across, then multiply or divide by 1⁄299,792,458 and some other constants. I'll let you figure it out. Pepe is waiting with bated breath.

1/01/2009 11:01 AM
Tecumseh said...

Pepe: If the guy thinks there are 10 miles to 6 kilometres, why would I trust anything he says about goreball warming?

1/01/2009 11:03 AM
Mr roT said...

You mean how long it takes. OK, I set up a Fizeau experiment on my dick then. How do I attach the mirrors?

1/01/2009 11:04 AM

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