Monday, March 23, 2009

Eat tofu!

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6 comments:

Arelcao Akleos said...

Yeah, but what are the suicide rates for ingesting tofu day after grim day?

3/23/2009 6:11 PM
My Frontier Thesis said...

Do tofu-ists even have the energy to commit suicide?

3/23/2009 6:46 PM
Tecumseh said...

Have you guys ever tried a tofu-burger? I almost ate one once, by accident -- it's really awful.

3/23/2009 7:30 PM
Pepe le Pew said...

yeah it's horrible, just like everything made with tofu. but if you call it le tofou, half the idiots here will buy it, and love it: when compared to daily big macs, everything is a delicacy anyways.

3/23/2009 8:14 PM
Tecumseh said...

A false dichotomy. The choice is not between tofou le boorger and a Big Mac.

3/23/2009 9:41 PM
Pepe le Pew said...

tec, my point is that if unimaginative marketing (and aggressive pricing) can get your compatriots to eat substances as close to fecal matter as Big Macs, it shouldn't be too hard to convince them that tofu is the best thing they'll ever put in their mouths.

3/23/2009 9:46 PM

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