Saturday, January 24, 2009
Dead Canaries Bring Glad Tide-ings to Planet Pepe
Soon, Inshallah, Soon, all those Ricains with unPepean thoughts will have a taste of Room 101, Brussels Way, Hague City, Eurabia.... Allaho Akhbar!
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Here's a good litmus test for whether a law makes any sense: If the "crime" in question can only be described using the word for an emotion, like "hate" or "phobia," then we have wandered into thought-police territory.
But that's precisely what gets Pepe salivating: the prospect of being a mini-Beria, and shipping countless "wreckers" to the salt mines, while of course setting aside the plum pickings for himself. Underneath all that pinko cant, cherchez le thought policeman.
I am all for killing Rushdie: no matter what he writes, I can never get past page 5 and I don't know any one else that can. I suspect his books consist of nothing more than computer-generated random sequences of words, a very annoying literary scam that is best addressed by a public beheading.
"books consist of nothing more than computer-generated random sequences of words, a very annoying literary scam that is best addressed by a public beheading."
But, who beheads the beheader?
one beheading at a time.
hmmmm "who shaves the barber who shaves only men who do not shave themselves?"
PP answer: One shaving at a time.
Should call this Pepe's Paradox. As a matter of fact, any seemingly logical statement by Pepe is a paradox, if you try to unravel it.
I agree. I wasted a bunch of money on Midnight Children and Satanic Verses to impress some Indian chick and then couldn't get past the rave reviews on the cover.
I think he should die.
By the same token, I could never get past page 10 of Ulysses, either in English, or in its French translation. Does this mean it's James Joyce's fault?
come to think of it, i could never get passed page 5 of any book.
What about Hustler, Pepe?
oh yeah, I knew there was one I read front to back. I did it twice actually.
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