Sunday, February 28, 2010

Rot's sweeatheart comes on fiery

Lytle is a blink-and-you'll-miss-it kind of town, one of hundreds that dot the vast flat ranchlands of southern Texas. A smear of houses by the main highway between San Antonio and Laredo. Watch out, Rot. She's coming for you!

14 comments:

Mr roT said...

She's one of yours, Tecs. Birther certificate and all!

Arelcao Akleos said...

She's as Tejas as Tejas gets. You dissin' your 'hood, Vindobonensis?

Mr roT said...

We got all kinds in Texas, my boy. We don't have the inbred idiocy-focussing breeding habits taught in your Massachusetts boarding schools down in the southwest.

Arelcao Akleos said...

You just jealous of the cut of the lad's hijab

Mr roT said...

Ah, Tecs, you wackos get so picky about your sects.

AA, wonderful pun.

Mr roT said...

But AA, are you sure Bill Clinton wouldn't jizya like he did Monica?

Tecumseh said...

I'm getting the upper cut here.

Mr roT said...

Just pay.

Tecumseh said...

For what? You should pay, for mixing birthers with truthers. Like, can't you tell the difference between Orly Taitz and Noam Chomsky? I mean, duhh.

Arelcao Akleos said...

O-r-l-y?

Tecumseh said...

Yes, that's her name. Gal from Chişinău. Herr Rot brought her up, in an apparent effort to prop up the sagging campaign of Jean-Francois Mac. It's a long story.

Tecumseh said...

The plot thickens: Herr Rot is pulling hard for Farouk Shami.

Mr roT said...

Good newspaper. The whole left column was a reminder of who we'd be supporting if we pulled for Kerry in 04, Obama in 08, or the birthin' truthin' Tea Partyers now. Like Tecs.

Tecumseh said...

Aahhh, Tejas.