Friday, October 20, 2006
Putain on Cazzov
Putin has been caught rhapsodizing with an open mic. The Russian newspaper Kommersant (I'll let than pun go) reports that Putin said to a visiting Ehud Olmert of Katzav,"Hey, what a man. Everyone in Russia envies him. He's raped ten women." In the meantime, Ex Pres Aznar (another pun opportunity I'll leave to you) of Spain got a wild hair and dropped a pen into the cleavage of a reporter while she asked him something. Video. Among you only Pepe and AA will get the gist of the interview, but the reportress is worth a gesture of the sort, imo.
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First it was Putin kissing that little boy on his stomach (wish this blog was searchable, so I could link to post), then now. What does Dr. Freud say?
JJ: Aznar could not have been President -- Spain is a monarchy, ya know? Powwwww!!!! Where's my 247th bottle of VCP?
Now, I'm missing the pun. If you tell me, do I lose a half-bottle?
Wrong. His title was (translated) President of the Government. I correctly add that he's 'of Spain'.
That's 309 bottles of VCP you owe me.
That double or nothing you played that night you were digging like crazy is gonna cost you.
Hey, hey, hey -- we go by English usage here, don't we? Aznar was PM, and that's it. Stop diggin', JJ!
Right, AI. Sounds natural to me. Then Ivan the Terrible was what?
A czar. Which, by the way, is the Russian mangling of Caesar.
Exactly. So by your judgment what title should we give him in English? Czar? Tsar? Caesar? King?... Autocrat I think he coined and seems to translate.
You may pick up your shovel and continue digging.
This is how Aznar's current employer refers to his previous job. I'll go with G-twon on this one, JJ.
You stop diggin, man! The way you're goin', pretty soon you'll reach China.
G-twon? Is that a Korean whorehouse? As to your link, they seem to have forgotten he's a former presidente del gobierno.
twon=town, Mr. Straman!
And, it's customary in certain circles to drop the "ex" word -- eg, they still call Clinton President, don't they?
I guess a stopped clock is right twice a day, AI. "G-twon" is a Korean whorehouse!
n 1955, [Tongsun] Park returned to the United States to attend the University of Puget Sound and then in 1956 transferred to the School of Foreign Service at Georgetown University in Washington, D.C. Always popular among fellow students, he was elected president of the Student Activities Council – the first foreign student to hold this position.
Minus one on your generally-burgeoning debt of VCP to me.
Congratulations.
Hmmm.... Is this damning with faint praise, or what?
Advice: Take the booze when it's cold and free.
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