Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Indiana Jones stripped of his tenure

The list of grievances is formidable. Grave-robbing. Lack of standards in methodology. Cultural insensitivity. And on and on and on.

5 comments:

Arelcao Akleos said...

But, all Indiana has to do is quote a little Foucault and Lyotard, say nice things about Muhammad and nasty things about "Sweet Baby Jaysus", show his two degrees of separation from both Soros and Castro, start porking the Frank Richs rather than the Denise Richards, and proudly proclaim his ancestral blood ties to the Sioux, the Lakota, the Seminole, and the Algonquin, all at the same time, for good measure. . In like Flynt], Full Professor Jones.

My Frontier Thesis said...

AA, like the actual article, you're using nonfictional standards to judge fiction itself. Wait a minute? How come the nonfictional standards appear even more fucked up than the fictional ones?

My Frontier Thesis said...

Isn't it SNAFU? Or are we at the BOHICA* stage?

*"Bend Over Here It Comes Again"

Arelcao Akleos said...

We are Beyond BOHICA, and that is a place no man should go, bar Bunda.

My Frontier Thesis said...

Let's not resurrect the Bunda dialog. Yes. Enough said.